What have you bought with you gainz?

Hey anons, gonna pick up my new car over the weekend (pic related, it's my new car). Thank you XRB for giving me this car, what have you bought with your crypto gainz? If you haven't made enough to buy luxury items yet, why haven't you killed yourself?

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nice desu

lol what was I thinking posting this here, anyone who's made it is outta this shithole. Peace biz, stay poor.

>wasting money on luxury cars

Nothing yet (poorfag), but in a few years I'll say something like "personal and economical stability".

such a pajeet thing to buy

What are you a nig or some shit? Keep that fucking money in crypto and turn it into another mil or 2 before 2020.

If it doesn't have an //M badge you're doing it wrong user. A non performance BMW is like having a neutered race horse.

I'm about to buy this

Same decals and everythaaaang

Fucking excited

But other than this I've only ever withdrew a few hundie to cover a bill one time due to emergency

Thats an ugly bike my man

Why not a Ducati or something? Or Honda?

>cheap
>ridiculously reliable(if the IMS is replaced)
>still look pretty good
>invest 500 and modernize interior
>bound to appreciate, they've hit rock bottom
>still has 350-500 hp
>still really fast

Why haven't you copped yourself a 996 turbo?

what if a luxury car is worth merely 5% of your portfolio

>bmw
>luxury item

kek user do you know what actual luxury is ^_____________^

>not buying this and turning into the bitcoin-mobile

>not taking profits at peeks
>lol

You that college user that posted in a car thread recently? You made me look for 996 turbo's all over the place. What a beautiful car goddammit. Too bad used ones still go for 30k+ eurobucks here.

Ride around with the loudspeaker: "STAY POOR NOCOINERS"

I went for the 987.2 Cayman. Just can’t get over the 996’s but I agreee that they are a great investment.

If I ever make it proper, I will buy the 981 gt4, my dream car.

how much user

larp

lmao

too poor :(
I could afford it but I'm still in college. I'd rather have picrelated and get a solid degree and backup plan. I'm paying off each semester up front though, and have a substantial scholarship, so it's actually a really good setup.

>981 gt4

A man after my own heart. Patrician taste, user.

>987.2 Cayman
Does it look like this?

Bro you're balling already, don't worry. Bitches must love that car

Force some Anti-Aliasing into that game, my fucking eyes are bleeding.

that's not a turbo tho or am i wrong
don't all turbos have the updated lights and not the "egg yolk" ones like this one?
It's just a turbo bumper?

My dream Porsche right here

I pray to god every night that if he lets me have just one thing, this be it

I have a good story abt when I bought it

>thanksgiving break last year
>find this listing in Miami
>keep in mind I go to college in tallahassee, which is pretty far
>be texting this one girl from school
>"I'm actually down in town picking up a new car, need a ride back to campus?"
needless to say that was a very very fun drive

I don't play games anymore but I remembered this just then from my childhood

Wasted so much of my life playing this game at 15 or w.e

All cars 02+ lose the egg yolk as far as I know. Mine is an 01.

Ultimately money should improve one's quality of life.

Trips confirm
I wanna visit Florida, might do so this year. Sick of bong weather

I bought a house 3. I the ago
Waiting for the block chain to authorise my payment, it’s been 3 months now since I sent my bitcoins to pay for it
Any day soon :)

Why do you fegs buy depreciated boxes on wheels when you can fuck your favorite pornstar while eating like a king.

>Paying to fuck women
Lol jokes on you ugly

>bound to appreciate, they've hit rock bottom
haven't you learned anything from crypto

just kidding, nice car

Don't go to Miami. It is shit.

I'm from Tampa. It's a less shitty city in every way. Also Clearwater beach is the move. It's pretty cheap, you can flex your crypto gains, and people will know what you're talking about.

And when I think about it it's kind of crazy how much crypto has changed me. I'm still that same fatass geek that I was in high school, I just used my autism to start businesses, invest in memes, and had enough sense to go to the gym every once in a while. And now people see me in a totally different light and have no idea what I was just a few months ago.

yeah I know that
but I don't get why you wrote that your car is a turbo when it isn't. it doesn't even have the side intakes and all turbos have the new lights while yours has the old ones
it just has a turbo bumper and it doesn't even have the plastic grilles + it looks badly painted
what's up with those rims as well? are those 17s?

I’m seriously looking at buying this(E400). Going for a test drive tomorrow which pretty much means I’m gona get it...

I will probably go south as possible since it's not far from the Bahamas and I plan on going to Turks this year. And yeah, I'm still an autist but I'm about 90% happier and more carefree. Money gives you a sense of "I don't give a fuck"
I feel comfortable in almost any situation now

I'm only 23 but don't need to work ever again, if I lived frugally...

>I'm only 23

I get so happy when people say this. I'm only 19. It makes me remember just how much life I have ahead of me

I'm sticking to the 20k range for a hoonbox. Already have a nice scirocco to daily, so I just need something like an e34/39 m5 or an s2000

Yeah we're still young
I still feel 17 physically, lol

what im plannig to get once I cash out. cheap used car

boomer detected

>peeks
A fucking brainlet too, no wonder you'll stay poor

22 here, feel pretty old.
Any suplements to energyze me?

why?

A ducati? kek how much is a ducati? im not an speedchaser faggot who likes to go at 250km/h i prefer a nice motorcycle which i can use in the city and also can do some trips

Early retirement

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Exercise a little daily even if its just press ups
Walk everyday no excuses
Eat decent foods and not shit
Sleep on time
Wake up in the morning, not at night (I still fuck this up sometimes)
Get a motorbike
Fuck bitches (in all seriousness, its true)

Well a Honda then. I don't like speedster shit either, in all honesty. I just bought a yz125 with gains and thats enough fun for me

Jesus Christ. The absolute state of America

Do some trips? on a 125cc pajeetster? with a top speed of like 60-70 mph? yeah thats gonna suck, would never buy anything under 750cc.

nice, AMG?

yeah I guess the sleep fucks me up. Having a routine when you don't need one is hard.
>Get a motorbike
I've been eyballin a yamaha tracer 700 for a while

e coupe doesn't exist in AMG

Isn't it just cancerous....

t. Amerifag

I forgot to mention stop watching porn and spending all day on the computer too
I can avoid porn because I fuck bitches, but avoiding a screen is almost impossible... Though I'll occasionally not use my pc for a few days and only check prices on my phone, etc.

And yeah looks like a good bike. Can't rec getting a bike enough, nothing but good times for me personally.

Tell me this is a troll, unless you've paid lifetime rent up front... Even then though

They just announced an e coupe amg for 2018. Catch up faggot

Well I still jerkoff while having sex about 2x per week. Just can't handle that morning wood

nice, had the trail version of that bike (xtz125)
have fun spending literally pennies to make it run
got pic related now and it's pure bliss, easily the best bike I've had, although i miss offroading a little bit

lmao shut up kid, probably never even sat on a bike before

jerking is fine, just don't watch porn
the thumbnail scrolling when viewing porn damages the brain man

hey die zag ik ook op marktplaats

Whatever, I don't have to live in it.
>unless you've paid lifetime rent up front...
Oh no no no, honey. The wagecucks pay ME rent for owning it.

what faggot i don't speak dutch or w.e. the fuck

Dude, i do trips at 90km/h or 100 and it is fun as fuck,

i personally enjoy more the view and the ride itself , thing i woudn't be able to do at 140km/h


speedingfaggot

First gen FZ1. Used of course because i am still a poorfag compared to most of you

Don't post a vintage Dutch police car without expecting Jeroen and Peter to respond to you dummy

lmao pajeetster
fucking funny and true

thanks and yeah AMG sport plus, iv had a 1.4 TDCI fiesta for 8 years so you can imagine my excitement

Comon, you can't call that a bike.
It's a kids toy man.

I have a honda hornet 600cc 2007 and even that is concidered a toy over here, even though it has 101 ps on 180 kilograms.

>cashing out

CLA 220d (AMG Line, not real amg), thanks to XRB too

I bought this, cashing out over time to buy property next

kek you guys sounds like male normies trying to see which dick is bigger based on the cc of your motorbikes

you guys are pathetic as fuck

lol its not about the speed its about the torque, i drive a ktm 990 smr and i rarely drive fast, but the power is where the fun is at.

So, how much cc is yours faggot.

Mmmm I like this user I was looking at switching up as iv had a sv650 for 2 years and need a change

DON'T DO IT. I appreciate that you're not financing this but THIS IS A DEPRECIATING ASSET. Buy real estate instead.

Real estate agent here. The best thing you could do is buy an appreciating asset IE property. Invest in residential or commercial. Whatever. The first step is to find a place to live. If you can pay cash, great. You'll beat out other deals in multiple offer situations and can even ask some contingencies.

The next thing you want to do is pay off any and all debt.

Then get yourself a financial adviser and invest outside of crypto. Keep the crytpo, just diversify.

Make sure you're putting money in some kind of retirement. This can also be property.

Just remember -- real estate is not considered liquid.

>a fucking estate agent

Withdrew 15k of fun money, only bought a small mining rig. Otherwise haven't bought shit even though I want to treat myself. Nothing else I want besides more money.