*stomps towards you rapidly*

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going user
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN 2 MONTHS FROM NO- *MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH*
>*rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach*
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
*BELCHHHHHHHH*

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Why do LINKIES have the best maymays?

Did you know that 90 percent of link memes were shadow forked from original creators?

JASON PARSER YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I missed this post, thank you

How do you know his name?

I have heard from a very reliable source that Sergey has a collection of Nazi memorabilia worth over 1$ million

Ok now meme magic is getting out of hand. Making me money is one thing but rewriting the past is going too far.

>Mfw I remember the YouTube comment section from this event

Lol
>*TOILET FLUSHES*

We know de wey

Did you think you can just outrun the destiny?

Really genius using epic chan culture maymays to keep this literal scam looking organic. Congrats, Plebbit and Facebook normies are probably still buying this shit.

>people still haven't heard about the upcoming reverse ICO
lel you niggas are gonna stay poor.

Say with me :

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Fuck off normalfag

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Is he really that fat? Where is this even from?

After Jason Parser shadowforked his coin he totally lost it and started doing coke off BBW hooker asses and just downing fries and big macs left and right. This is the result. He's just a hulking shell threatening to eat people if they don't buy his bags. Sad.

Nooo SERGEY WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAA

*gets listed on major exchange *
*tanks*

JASON PARSER SHOW YOURSELF! I WANT MY FORK COINS NOW!!!!!!!

Link wins the meme game

Sergey just had a total meltdown on telegram. A random user asked him when LINK will 'finally be done' and he interpreted it badly and went on a rant about how hard programming actually is and how "n00bs" cannot understand the challenges that go into making a high performance, functioning network of worldwide nodes.
Then he talked about how his ICO company is now in debt due to selling at the bottom, he evaded questions about the money but just said that "food is expensive too" and the McDonalds memes that followed got like 20 people banned from the channel. Sergey seemed completely off the rails, unstable and manic depressed. He was talking about how great of a future LINK would have had if only he could find non-n00b programmers but when people offered to help for some LINK and a Happy Meal, he just kept writing in all caps about how the banks already took it all. I dont know if he was referring to the tokens.
This investement doesnt seem safe anymore. I want to sell but I'm so deep into this... I dont know if I can.

beautiful

It's like the RSI of shitcoins. Invest in memes, not tech.

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keep frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.”

This but post-ironically

Shoulda left it with the first paragraph. With some fake screenshots (and taking out the word 'n00bs'), that coulda been great.

will get to work with gods speed user
thanks for the idea

I love these threads

HIS NAME IS ALL WE KNOW, IDIOTTT.

owning link is like being a trump supporter late 2015/early 2016. the vast majority of folks aren't yet savvy to the limitless potential of memetic egregore

>Continue just as planned. 4 chin is onto us.
>If it wasn't for user we wouldn't have to do this.
>Mr Soros said he already did his part.
>Now we're waiting only for Bogdanoffs.
>
>Yours sincerely, Sergey.
So this is the leaked email?
Is the shadowfork real?
What did he mean by this?

>Contact Mr Yu Satoshi
>begin the shadow fork

So ShadowLink is gonna be $400 at the end of this year and we will be stuck with $1 normal Link? Why did Sergey betray us?

IM STUCK WITH THESE BAGSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
JASON PARSER I WILL HUNT YOU

you've been warned.

>locked icon
not the real shadow link

...

there we go.
...does this mean that there are two forks going around? The shadowforked link and shadowforked shadowlink?

>...does this mean that there are two forks going around? The shadowforked link and shadowforked shadowlink?
Oh... my... God... They've already shadowforked the shadowfork

Insider here. This is the shadowfork. Look for an announcement in 3 weeks. Youv'e been warned.

chainlinkinfo.org/

...

Ok, I've been contacted by an insider, Shadowfork have been forked already at least 6 times, one of the forks is Shadow Fork Diamond

Shadow Fork have been froked to Shadow Fork Diamond which was forked into Shadow Fork Diamond Gold