Advice

>32 y/o poorfag and oldfag
>mom died of leukemia when i was little
>dad remarried and moved to florida 7 years ago
>made nothing but poor decisions in life
>be a glorified janitor at a BioPharm company making no money
>maxed out credit card have 580 score
>rent a room in a house in a shithole neighborhood with a bunch of SJW's from craigslist
>friends i grew up with are all normies with kids and good jobs now
>too ashamed to hang out with them havent seen them in over 2 years
>maximum depression and desperation
>Buy a litecoin @ $78 thinking it will be the next bitcoin like a brainlet but turned it into $1400 after dumbluck
>only friend who still talks to me has jew money, traveled the world and tells me out of everything he saw the most impressive was the strippers in Tijuana 10/10s bred for fucking and you can bang em for $100
>i have an idea.jpeg
My goal is to get 10k. Do a one way rental from enterprise with a new mustang, road trip to the west coast and down to Tijuana. Do as much blow and tequila and bang hookers till my dicks raw before i an hero with a ton of xanax. I'll give whatevers left of my money to the stripper with the fattest ass.

I figure 2k for the road trip and rental
100 for a passport, 500 for coke and xanax and maybe 1k for a nice suit? i've never worn a nice suit. So that leaves me with like 6k for a blow out weekend.


My portfolio is
198 VEN
10 ICX
130 BAT

Do you think this will be worth 10k by december? Should I just go all in and roll the dice with VEN? I think I'm definitely trading in my BAT for ICX but idk

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If you already planned an hero, just get a loan from some Nigger at 300% interests. Tell him it id for cock fighting or some shit you betting on

Sell all that shit and all in tel coin

You'll become richer than your friends and you won't be so ashamed you try to engineer a pathetic death for yourself in some shithole with whores

this. loan and fuck even more bitches.

rent a suit you are dying anyway

at this point in life you've reached peak epiphany, you literally don't give a fuck, so why kill yourself, just do stupid shit

I don't want to do anything that'll fuck me indefinitely just in case. An hero is a contingency plan since I'm pretty sure i won't want to go back to my shitty life

>falls in love with the fattest assed stripper hooker in Tijuana
>decides that life is worth living, wants to raise a few baby beans
>gets kidnapped by cartel for display of wealth
>beheaded when no one pays ransom

Buying Litecoin at that price was a good move

I have some myself and try to "hodl" but imho under a 100 coins you should just use them on other promising coins. Litecoin itself isn't doing anything atm,

Pussy. Just kys then already

Whats up with tel coin and where to i get it? I might do 50/50 VEN and that if it's promising. I've got faith in the chink coin

>takes a crane to get it out

Can't argue with the digits. Get a loan from a shark.

I'm not a pajeet bruh idc enough to sit here and shill you
You asked for a lifeline I gave u one of the handful of sure things gong right now
Get it on kucoin it will moon to at least 5-10 cents soon enough

>an hero

Do the loan thing and just fuck off from the country it's not hard, niggers. I doubt the fags can get you in fucking Australia or some shit if you're on the down low.

Buy some TRX, and you can make it

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Mfw im from México , u can bang 7/10 bitchs here for 10 usd

What loan places those payday loans only go up to a thousand. i don't know any fucking loan sharks

hmmm
like what $500 round trip plane to tijuana (probably less)

lets say a 7/10 costs twice that. just because i dont believe you. so $20. We'll say I fuck almost two of tose every day for 2 months. $2000

lets say a 9/10 or 10/10 for a hundred bucks and i do 2 of those a week for 2 months $1600

cheap but safe enough motel, i dunno like $20us? 2 months $1200

$1000 should cover food and drink

$6300 for 2 months

why 10k op? skip the mustang and just rent a car when you're in mexico if you need one

and realistically i wont be able to fuck that much anyways so probably more like 5k

and i'd bve fine staying a month, rather then 2. so $2500 actually sounds reasomable

if only i could afford. maybe one day

Or OP, you could always get your shit together.

so op my advice instead of 10k is to do this for 2.5k

and maybe go back every year. this way when you leave to return to your shitty life you at least have going back to look forward to

TEL is currently 72 sats on KuCoin. Nowhere to go but up.

Well the road trip is a big part of it, I've never left the east coast. The car Ive got now is a pos 19 y/o accord and I've always liked mustangs.

I'm sure I could plan the expedition better but my financial savviness is what got me here in the first place.

I'd just like to be able to buy and throw money without looking at my account, thats a feeling im very unfamiliar with

but maybe youre onto something

Hookers is a good idea, but why not atleast try to get a good life?
Learn programming and get a decent job, then find a wife and make babies.

>strippers in Tijuana
>most impressive
small world this "'merica" huh...

I am trying to get out of Dent and just recover my losses, is this worth a shit? its moving alot of volume on kucoin

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I can’t kill urself with Xanax. Take a large dose of opiates if ur really going to, although I recommend not. Permenant solution to a temporary problem. Why are you going to Mexico though? 10k in Asia would last u a couple years if you just lived in hostels. There’s janitor jobs in Antarctica that pay 50k for 6 months of work. If ur that depressed just go to the most depressing but also one of the most beautiful places on earth and get ur shit together, stack money, then travel Asia. You could live a fucking dope life with not that much $

I didn't bother reading what you wrote but I go to Tijuana all the time (Southern California fag) and your only friend speaks the truth. Do yourself a favor and go to the club called Hong Kong, literally the best time of your life. Do NOT wear a suit or anything flashy in TJ, you will be robbed.

Spoken like a faggot who's never been to TJ

>That joke is like 9 years old.

yo holy shit, thats where they fucking went. Took a cab from from sandiego and spent all their money drunk as shit and had to fuck a cabby over on the way back.

Good call on the suit I didnt think about that

I know what I am talking about user I go 2-3 times a month. The area is a shit hole but the club is crazy. It's $80-100 for a girl and $15 for a room, drinks are comparable to drinking over here so like $3-4 a beer. Bring $300 get viagra from the dude in the bathroom and fuck two. Thank me later

yeah i'm not buying pills from a guy in a bathroom in mexico but other then that a solid plan

i'm also interested in these 7/10s for 10usd this guy mentioned
can you confirm?
for once in my life i want to have sex every day multiple times a day if i can

how do you cash out Crypto in Mexico same way here trough a bank account?

Pharmacies dont require a prescription in Mexico. The bathroom attendant sells sealed pills from a pharmacy like in the picture, not drug dealer style like you are thinking