The Jason Parser

I am Jason Parser.
I do not forgive
I do not forget
I am a Legion

Okay

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WTF?
HOW DID YOU DOXXED ME?
PLEASE DELETE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION OR I WILL SHADOW FORK YOUR GIT HUB

It's not even funny anymore soz senpai

Holy shit! It's Jason Parser!

Your existence will be shadow forked as was your little project

Lol, he looks like Matt Damon.

Nice thread senpai

You may know my mortal name before the swift conference, but you don't know me now

but can it scale?

should I drop my 100 LINKS?

hello nigger. does "shadow fork" reference your skin tone?

lmao "jason parser"

sounds like a skid that just learned about json apis and making trash high risk python bots.

Is this how you feel good? Fakeposting on Veeky Forums? If you really made money you wouldn't have to. End of discussion.

You look tired, Veeky Forums. Get some rest.
youtube.com/watch?v=Cyt0ViDtJ_w

Do you seriously fucking think that Roger would not get behind something that "doesn't scale"?

Have you seriously not learned anything here?

Why do you think HuboiPro Exchange has taken interest PAL?

>Did you really think that some fat and unattractive neets could really become rich
Notch did.
If tptb allowed Notch 2b, then they can at least allow some faggots a few billion split amongst themselves.

Bro wtf that hand though??

>Jason Parser theme

Listen PAL - if you think the Parser fork is Sergey's Vision - think again.

Corey just announced in the Chainlink Cash Slack that Ellen has been hired as the Marketing Director for Chainlink Legacy.

chainlink is THE bankcoin

Chainlink is the final solution

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If you don't understand the reason intuitively, you aren't going to make it.

thats Matt Dillon

Hope you're accumulating

After the shadow fork reach a singularity.
The old chain link will become obsolete.
The time is ticking stinkies linkies

At least you tried, kid.

You may shadow fork the code, but you will never fork our will to live rent free

I just shadowed the link fork and made 100k

Also put down another 100k, thanks

Stop it, this can't be happening. How can you fork my shadow fork?
I must inform ripple labs. Bernanke vision must be preserved

me goose dah

You shouldn't mess around too much Jason...

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>Bernanke vision must be preserved

Many good memes in this thread. Thanks anons.

You think shadow fork is a meme?
Look at usa government. It just has been forked and will stay in lock down for indefinite time

Jason, they know. Fork it.

damn, these memes got stinky fast

Fire rises

Is it over? How can we stand against the countless power of shadow forks?

bizlink shadowfork is our only chance

Well well well isn't this the colonel from famous axis of Lamborghinis?
You are too late to stop the shadow fork.
Prepare to be forked

Jason Parcel? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parcel a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parcels has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting Veeky Forums all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

selling my stack for the 1488th time
fork me baby

This won't be last of me colonel.
Axis will crumble upon righteous and centralized technology of ripple

>8%
dropped.
I will contact Jason Parser myself

It's over linkies, we have surrounded you

dumb fuck, Cardano is the true usurper

>he didn't get the memo

oh dear...

Sergay is compromised
I REPEAT SERGAY IS DOWN
ALL PERSONELL REPORT TO THE RIPPLE LABS