Be me

>be me
>have private key written down on paper
>about to send some to bittrex so have paper sitting out on table
>mom calls me and says i have to walk the dog
>accidentally left my window open above where my private key was sitting
>it started raining heavily while i was out
>came back and it was fucking ruined and unreadable

i have 1.8 btc in there, all my savings. what the fuck do i do man..

lmao. imagine having an IQ this low

you deserved to lose that money for being so careless.

You don't have the private key somewhere encrypted? You can't be this retarded..

nice larp

here's your (You)

hope you didnt throw it out cuse thats still readable as long as you know how

send the key to me, I'll help u decipher sirs no charge good deal yes

learn how to survive, go live in a forest alone and become enlightened ^_^

>not backing them up in an encrypted text file on your desktop

>not engraving your private key on steel