>be me
>have private key written down on paper
>about to send some to bittrex so have paper sitting out on table
>mom calls me and says i have to walk the dog
>accidentally left my window open above where my private key was sitting
>it started raining heavily while i was out
>came back and it was fucking ruined and unreadable
i have 1.8 btc in there, all my savings. what the fuck do i do man..
lmao. imagine having an IQ this low
you deserved to lose that money for being so careless.
You don't have the private key somewhere encrypted? You can't be this retarded..
nice larp
here's your (You)
hope you didnt throw it out cuse thats still readable as long as you know how
send the key to me, I'll help u decipher sirs no charge good deal yes
learn how to survive, go live in a forest alone and become enlightened ^_^
>not backing them up in an encrypted text file on your desktop
>not engraving your private key on steel
>on your desktop
Time to hang out with Sayori!
I had my private key encrypted on my laptop and literally the very next day I was like huh, what if my laptop dies.
So I put it in a USB encrypted, send myself an email on an email I don’t use, again encrypted private key.
One week later the laptop hardrive died.
Really makes u think.
Be your own bank XD
This is why crypto will fail in the long run. Most people are too stupid to properly deal with storage and handling, which will lead to centralization (banks) and defeat the intended purpose of this fake money.
I will help you retrieve it for 10% email me a pic
wetprivatekey at gmail
>tries to sound smart
>Actually retarded
you need to email satoshi and ask him to force a transaction on the interblockchain to transfer your coins to another wallet
scan in a hi res copy and send it to me
Hire a hacker to open your wallet and tell him you will give him 20% of the funds.
Photoshop expert here, scan and post the paper and I'll fix it
Lads I know we're having fun here ripping up this retards asshole, but what exactly is the most secure way to keep your wallet safe other than a hardware wallet? Right now the only existing copies of my private key are on a paper wallet and an encrypted file on a flash drive I keep in a fireproof box with two keys hidden in the two different buildings on my property.
Read up on glacier protocol faggot
and pray to Bruce Schneier every morning
Make several copies of that file into different flash drives
If that flash drive dies you're dead
How much money do you have in crypto?
I was kidding here and know it's retarded but I have over 120k in crypto and unironically do this as well as leaving a lot on the exchanges. I want to get a leger but they are sold out in every single official retialer in my country
4PGXm4v
Time to make your money back OP. Join our discord server.
>engrave in steel
>put in safe
what's so hard about this
>i have to walk the dog
Pets take your money eventually anyway
>i have 1.8 btc in there, all my savings.
Thanks for making bitcoin even more scarce
The part where you give your private key to someone else so he can engrave that shit
Retard
Memorize it.
Tattoo it on your lower lip.
>tattoo
You giving the private key to someone else yet again
>Not tattooing yourself with a hot knife
Join
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Join Discord server to fuck money and get bitches
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There's some project which solved that: cryptosteel
>not owning ruby goggles and infrared lasers for ruined ink recovery
Give 50% of your key to 1 guy and another 50% to the other
top kek thanks
Hypnoteraphy
What happens when more and more ppl lose their btc pvt keys... when btc becomes rare
Not branding the private key on the inside of the eyelids
kek sounds like an episode of seinfeld
They had this thread last month. Please do d up with some new larps.