Unironically one of the best investments of my life
Unironically one of the best investments of my life
I know what you mean OP
ever since I got mine, waking up and seeing her smiling face has been like a dream
Just use tinder to find some fat toothless meth-head and just imagine this as you pound away. Feelsgoodman.
Pathetic. Consider suicide.
keep your stds
>pizza and milk
I'm going to ignore the pillow for now, the food was traumatizing enough.
fuck off with your roastie whores. All I need is my waifu
Only fudgepackers get aids. Wear a condom if you that much of a pussy
>Pizza and milk
Real huat-cuisine you got there
She seems uncomfortable...
Jesus Christ, it's a fucking pillow and it still looks like it doesn't want to be there.
>tfw you can't even get a body pillow to enjoy a date with you
Reminder that the /a/nime kills the reddit
the chance of getting a life changing std is so low, even if you're a gay dude fucking guys in the ass youll only get like hpv
Spaghetti Carbonara + $3 wine = easy pussy. It's just fucking spaghetti with bacon, eggs and cheese poured on but it looks so fancy and delicious. That's assuming you can get a girl back to your place or vice versa.
anime fags are legit the scum of the earth lmao
/a/nime and /pol/ kill the reddit desu
we dont want real women, dont you understand that?
>he doesn't know
baka.
Speak for yourself, this is /biz remember.
There is a reason we want to get rich.
Do a catgirl meme next senpai
It's gotta be 3d to be fuckable
I didn't make these images though
yeah.. to make our waifus real
Feel free to waste your time on imature shit like chasing bimbos
wrong. they can still perform fellatio
>Huge subreddits for anime
>Kills reddit
No it doesn't, you weaboo fag. /pol/ and gore does.
Just...a few...more years
a little too much bronzer on that whore
most of redddit doesn't like anime
Veeky Forums was based on anime
>Wanting to get rich for trashy make up face gold digger
>Not wanting qt Khazar milkies opera singer mummy
Now that's a sales pitch.
taking too long desu
disgusting
however its natural selection I guess
Sure seems to get you, redditor!
>just fuck a fat toothless methhead theres a lower chance of std's
Posted her to make a point.
I'm probably gonna find me someone like picrelated.
I would say reddit doesn't like animefags who inject it into everything. I just watch obscure 80s-90s /m/ stuff with enough QUALITY to keep normies away. Still would argue that it's not nearly as much of a redditicide as it used to be.
How old is she?
asking for a friend...
That's what you think
Go back to your anime board weakling.
fleshlights feels terrible though
Eat yer pizza you whore
hey op dont listen to the naysayers here, your gf is really cute and i wish all the happiness for the two of you