Unironically one of the best investments of my life

Unironically one of the best investments of my life

I know what you mean OP
ever since I got mine, waking up and seeing her smiling face has been like a dream

Just use tinder to find some fat toothless meth-head and just imagine this as you pound away. Feelsgoodman.

Pathetic. Consider suicide.

keep your stds

>pizza and milk

I'm going to ignore the pillow for now, the food was traumatizing enough.

fuck off with your roastie whores. All I need is my waifu

Only fudgepackers get aids. Wear a condom if you that much of a pussy

>Pizza and milk
Real huat-cuisine you got there

She seems uncomfortable...

Jesus Christ, it's a fucking pillow and it still looks like it doesn't want to be there.

>tfw you can't even get a body pillow to enjoy a date with you

Reminder that the /a/nime kills the reddit

the chance of getting a life changing std is so low, even if you're a gay dude fucking guys in the ass youll only get like hpv

Spaghetti Carbonara + $3 wine = easy pussy. It's just fucking spaghetti with bacon, eggs and cheese poured on but it looks so fancy and delicious. That's assuming you can get a girl back to your place or vice versa.

anime fags are legit the scum of the earth lmao

/a/nime and /pol/ kill the reddit desu

we dont want real women, dont you understand that?

>he doesn't know
baka.

Speak for yourself, this is /biz remember.
There is a reason we want to get rich.

Do a catgirl meme next senpai

It's gotta be 3d to be fuckable

I didn't make these images though

yeah.. to make our waifus real

Feel free to waste your time on imature shit like chasing bimbos

wrong. they can still perform fellatio

>Huge subreddits for anime
>Kills reddit
No it doesn't, you weaboo fag. /pol/ and gore does.

Just...a few...more years

a little too much bronzer on that whore

most of redddit doesn't like anime

Veeky Forums was based on anime

>Wanting to get rich for trashy make up face gold digger
>Not wanting qt Khazar milkies opera singer mummy

Now that's a sales pitch.

taking too long desu

disgusting

however its natural selection I guess

Sure seems to get you, redditor!

>just fuck a fat toothless methhead theres a lower chance of std's

Posted her to make a point.
I'm probably gonna find me someone like picrelated.

I would say reddit doesn't like animefags who inject it into everything. I just watch obscure 80s-90s /m/ stuff with enough QUALITY to keep normies away. Still would argue that it's not nearly as much of a redditicide as it used to be.

How old is she?
asking for a friend...

That's what you think

Go back to your anime board weakling.

fleshlights feels terrible though

Eat yer pizza you whore

hey op dont listen to the naysayers here, your gf is really cute and i wish all the happiness for the two of you