Me

Methnerd
Methnerd

Me
26 year old virgin
Made £60,000 on crypto and cashed out early Jan
Friends tell me having a fast car is an easy way to get a gf/get laid
Buy expensive Merc (£45,000) with 480hp and 0-60 in 4 seconds
Put on finance to save money
Still no gf even though I'm driving a nice fast car
Large amount of money going out each month due to finance

Did I fuck up Veeky Forums?

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

should have invested in hookers instead

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What is market cap on MERC? good team? roadmap?

thx anon bought 200 MERC

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This
get gf
basically the same as being single except
pros:
regular sex
cons
I’m contasntly in trouble
she’s probably cheating
can’t sleep with anyone else
she costs me a fortune

happy_sad
happy_sad

Wish I wasn't a poorfag so I could experience this feel

FUCK i hate havign sub 10k portfoloio

please tell me there is enough time to make it like this

Evilember
Evilember

Nice larp. If not post a pic from inside of your car with timestamp.

SniperGod
SniperGod

why would you cash out after making just 60k?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

'Girls will like you if you buy this car' is the biggest jew marketing meme of all time.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Of course there’s time anon, just keep at it

TechHater
TechHater

u should buy bmw, merc is for old farts

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

1. Yes, should have got a Flat.
2. How did you cash out in the UK anon?

MPmaster
MPmaster

mercedes are meme cars for girls you faggot

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Should have gotten hookers. 10k is enough to fuck a russian 7/10 twice a week for a whole year.

TreeEater
TreeEater

buying german cars
in 2018
thank you for donating to angela merkel, goyim.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

£60k
cashing out

mate im at £500k and im in 2 minds weather to cashout £30k to get a decent car and pay for a holiday for my family.

you dont cash out those sums unless it is below 10% of your folio

Flameblow
Flameblow

mercedes are meme cars for girls you faggot

Ameritard detected. Don't you have some coins to sell? Fucking week knees manlet.

JunkTop
JunkTop

A girl likes 5-10 different guys

She picks one of those guys that she already likes that has a nice fast car maybe

Not the 4chan virgin with a nice fast car

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yup

Lunatick
Lunatick

Cars aren't really as important as they once were, they're just appliances now

Soft_member
Soft_member

Just bought this bad boy with my crypto gains.
Except I already have a girlfriend before I bought the car.

Cars are just toys bro.
If you really want a girlfriend you gonna have to focus on yourself and not your materials

No matter how much money you have if all you focus on is how fun your toys are, girls will still see you as a little kid (fuckboy)

But when it comes to just getting laid, im sure your car helps srs. Obviously depends what kind of car you get but still.

When I was test driving a z06 from a dealer a girl wanted to take a pic with my car. I was just at the gas station trying to get some gas mane.

iluvmen
iluvmen

no lmao, mercedes are the alienware of cars

Firespawn
Firespawn

This.
Decreasing value.
Just masturbate to top tier 4k porn

Flameblow
Flameblow

Terrible risk reward

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

no. that would be toyota land cruiser pick up

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Low quality larp.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Mercedes are the fucking macbooks of cars. They look nice, easy to use, people like them, but they have shit performance for the cost.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Shut up gay

Methshot
Methshot

Vets are gay man. Only small dicks buy them. You should have bought a hellcat

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

didn't help pic related either OP.
you know what to do now?
chop chop

whereismyname
whereismyname

Should of bought a villa in spain and rent it out to boomers

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i hope you had more than 60k in crypto otherwise buying that car wasn't your biggest mistake

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Says vettes are gay
Vettes can beat a hellcat both on the track and in the quarter mile

Makes sense.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I understand you have a small penis, but no need to broadcast it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Anon you're 26yo and you've the audacity of asking if you fucked up?

Fucking man child of course you did, I'm a 25yo faggot who have only been with hookers and let me tell you has the autistic retard I am it's better that way.

JunkTop
JunkTop

ad hominem

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yes, i banged lots of women even when i was poor

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yeah, let's buy a car that has so much horsepower it's unusable and handles like hot dog shit...or buy one of the fastest cars on the planet for the money. On another note, I'm going to try to find a Caterham Super 7 clone or an Ariel Atom for reasonable price this year.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You bought a depreciating asset with your crypto gains in the hope of getting laid.

Fucking hope you're larping kid, because that's fucking pathetic.

eGremlin
eGremlin

mfw this faggot supposedly can't do with a ridiculously expensive car what I do as a poorfag with a Tinder gold account

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You wouldnt let a dog walk all over you so why some skank should, if you want to "get" a gf then own her and dont be a pussy ass bitch

w8t4u
w8t4u

he can't handle the power

I got a 4 banger that would probably make you pee your pants

askme
askme

stfu nigga

SniperGod
SniperGod

What's the look they are going for here? Looks like a grandpa will a saggy frog ass.
Who's the asshole that signed off on that? "Yeah that looks good Hans"

Emberfire
Emberfire

You know it is true. Probably under 3 cm, hard.

Firespawn
Firespawn

financial opportunity of a lifetime
can set yourself up to be financially independent for decades

blow it all to try to get some pussy

u deserve to be poor

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it shouldn't be fast it should look fast (like sport car) and make loud WROOOOM when you gas
that's it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Talking to them helps too

Booteefool
Booteefool

nigger tuning for merc

SniperGod
SniperGod

Best advice in thread. Although I’d argue cars only get you initial interest. If your car got HP, but you don’t have any of your own to back it up, she’ll just see the car as overcompensation and keep it moving.

T. Guy with gf who been with me since Jetta

Emberburn
Emberburn

I just dont understand the point of a car with so much power that it can barely put it to the ground without slicks. At least a Vette can put that shit to the pavement and handle like a proper Halo car. Take that retarded Challenger to throw track and I bet a Civic Si would thrash the shit out of it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Any woman that would fuck you for your car would fuck a nigger with no car just as quick.

5mileys
5mileys

Let me say it like this

pic related had a nice car too

Booteefool
Booteefool

cashing out 60k on a shitbox before the greatest crypto year growth in history

You would be holding 6 million in jan 2019

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Trust me fast sports cars are cock magnets, all it does is attract guys. Only once did a girl say something nice about my car at a gas station but she was black so...

StonedTime
StonedTime

be me
be 6’3
find out on 4chsn this means I’ll get laid over manlets any day of the week
go out clubbing
manlet chads scooping qts left and right
tfw being above average height actually makes you invisible in most settings
do 360 and walk home

fml

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Op that’s unironically my dream car, do you like it? Are you afraid of maintenance costs? How’s it ride, handle etc?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm thinking of buying a Corolla myself, OP. But I already have a weird job and no one really knows what I do, so I just have to dress a bit nicer and people might actually think I'm successful. What do you think?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Burning most of your money on a common german car is always a bad idea. The best part is gonna be when you try to back out and realize the car has depreciated in value so much you're upside down on your car loan.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Oh shit it's the Porsche fag from /o/

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

expensive merc

you mean a c class right? lol all you had to do was get a fucking job to get one of those little things stupid loser.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yes. you must be really repulsive if you can’t get laid after a quarter of a century with money and a nice car

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

20 year old
$160k folio
don't have a car at all
can't drive
virgin, who never talked to girls
I have no idea how to function in the real world. No one taught me.

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