This works

Guys tell me why this wont work:

>create shitcoin
>total supply 1000000000000000000000000000
>i hold 10% of it
>minimum price on every exchange is 1 sat
>instant market cap of a trillion, number one crypto
>i sell
>be richest man on the planet

Could work

...

Right?

I'll sell you my used cigarette for infinite.

>implying this isn't the strategy of literally every new shitcoin

This is exactly how tether works

I'd give it a go if I even knew how to make these.

sounds like tron

Good one