Guys I can't believe it. My heart is racing. I did a DNA test with 23andme and they emailed me and said that I had a strange genetic sequence that they had never heard of. Well while reading it, it dawned on me that it is my old Bitcoin seed from 2011. I completely forgot about it until now. I thought I lost it. I'm fucking ecstatic right now. What the hell do I do? I'm fucking rich.
Guys I can't believe it. My heart is racing...
You can share one with me and make a man happy ? :)
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astronomical if apodictic
You forgot that you had 144k btc? Yea right faggot.
guaranteed replies. 80 or so
lmao what are the actual odds of this
Hi it's me, your new found DNA brother!
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plz use your new found riches to make these gay mods add flags to Veeky Forums
Probably really small like one in ten or something
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P-p-please ? I believe
prove it, bitch.
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>protip
you won't
Send me just 0.01 for rent
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0, 23andme only tests narrowly and wouldn't inform him of shit anyways because of legal liability
kill yourselves you fucking leeches
So let me get this straight.
>OP spits into cup.
>mails it to DNA testing place
>"ur dna is weird"
>nah, it's just my bitcoin seed.
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>Encouraging beggars, or posting any kind of 'free money' offer is also strictly forbidden.
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Crash the market with a huge selloff
grats op you made it
Why are these newfags begging for shit in a obvious satire thread
Is this bizarro Veeky Forums or what
The ultimate BS post
AL-FUCKING-READY THERE ARE BEGGARS
1/31 if my math is right
oh shit are you satoshi?
Because we haven’t rangebanned Asia, South America, and Africa yet
thanks just bought 100k
The absolute state of biz
It’s not
The chances are so small they are practically zero.
Not only is there the chances of having that exact seed (1 in a number too large to name, seriously) and you must consider the chances of this exact seed occurring in his DNA. Then the chances of these coinciding.
It’s zero.
Not sure if 7 layers of satire or if you should kill yourselves.
I've heard of crazier things user
>practically zero.
>1 in a number
>It’s zero.
Are you legitimately autistic?
The picture was posted in a scam thread a few days ago. Everyone who posts their wallet address is getting robbed kek
>.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% isn’t zero
We can be real fucking annoying and argue that in certain number systems this is equal to zero.
Or we can take a rational approach and realize OP is lying.
I should expect less from Veeky Forums.
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Sup buuuuuuuddy
i take 10. ty.
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you're the guy that seriously replied to my 1/31 shitpost. get a brian, moran
Wow that is unreal. Please help me out since you can spare it. My boyfriend just had an appendectomy and we can't afford the medical bills.
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Haha wow ironic much? You spelled "moron" wrong.
Go look in a mirror and the real idiot might just be staring back.
Here’s my reply ironically bitching about moran
There’s some law about when discourse becomes so ridiculous you cannot detect sarcasm anymore. It applies here
>Literally posted this yesterday
>People taking it seriously