Does your gf knows there is a lambo in her future?

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>implying i have a gf
>implying id buy her shit even if i did

Girlfriend doesn't know that she's not a long term hodl.

That ones not even a pump and dump

lmao pathetic

She still thinks crypto is a joke hah. She'll see someday.

But there isn't. Only in mine. kek

KEK

Made me laugh, thanks OP

Yeah, she does

She's been with me long before this, so she deserves it, but does anyone else ever feel weird about having SO much more than their gf?

don't worry ,uncle sam has several methods to level the playing field.