Does your gf knows there is a lambo in her future?

...

>implying i have a gf
>implying id buy her shit even if i did

Girlfriend doesn't know that she's not a long term hodl.

That ones not even a pump and dump

lmao pathetic

She still thinks crypto is a joke hah. She'll see someday.

But there isn't. Only in mine. kek

KEK

Made me laugh, thanks OP

Yeah, she does

She's been with me long before this, so she deserves it, but does anyone else ever feel weird about having SO much more than their gf?

don't worry ,uncle sam has several methods to level the playing field.

d-did she win one

Audibly kek'd

>living in the US

I can't stop keked

>doesn’t long term hold
>buys high sells low
Never change biz

I show my GF my coin gains all the time and try my best to explain to her why the fuck I have money invested in fake coins.

Got her to download the Brave browser and showed her how BAT works so that's neat

>showing your gains to another person
Enjoy getting beat up until you fork over the password

jesus christ the arm hair on that thing...

lmao

well she can always shave

azusa a shit

bitch is ugly af.. wtf is this shit doing in my Veeky Forums

That is where mine is at.

It doesn't help she go ta degree in econ and thinks that means shit.

Nobody here has a gf

Senpai

wait until you see the conversation I had with my girlfriend, it's a doozy

Yeah you're probably ugly but you should make up for it by not being a total piece of shit.. maybe you'll find some ugly bitch who wants to spend her time with you?

>find some ugly bitch who wants to spend her time with you
this is good, who cares about ugly/pretty, once you're balls deep inside them they're all the same

Naw op i fucked your gf tho but not giving her a lambo lmao

>i fucked your gf
good for her

Based yelissa working the crypto-marks

FPBP

Its just the first laughing anime girl I had in my folder. Not my waifu

I want to believe she's still alive

Got no girlfriend and not intending to get one. I don't see what's so great about it.

I'm autistic btw. I don't really like human touch

>what's so great about it.
good sex

No. Funny ehough I'm from fit/biz and right now dating an elizabeth warrent vegetariand helping her work out. We have a date this weekend and i'm going to fuck the shit out of her and tell her I'm in crypto. Gonna be fun fags

kek. have fun, mate

Have 150k atm. Gf doesnt give a fuck kek

maybe she thinks it's fake money

i dont want a fuckin lambo

>anyone else ever feel weird about having SO much more than their gf
you know what's coming

this

the lambo is a metaphor, mang