Going to get jawline surgery with cryoto gains

>going to get jawline surgery with cryoto gains.
>also considering height extension surgery.
>contemplating hair replacement surgery as well.

Who else here is planning on using their cryoto gains for plastic surgery? I'm 32 years old and yes. I'm 5'7", losing my hair, and have a very reseeding jawline.

Let's be honest guys. If I do any or all of these procedures will I be able to get a wife? I'm really not making this up. You can laugh at me I don't give a shit, I feel that this is a place to ask without feeling judged because we're all the same.

I'm doing all of these advanced medical treatments, plastic surgery, removing scars, etc

> crypto gains
> qualified crypto elite
> getting plastic surgery to plz normies

You fucked up somewhere on that list of goals.

you'll have better luck getting a hot wife if you just flaunt all that surgery money on women instead of spending it

Gonna end up looking like this desu

this is your future

>not taking amphetamines 24/7 to go skelly mode and daytrade all day and night

absolute pajeet get out

A surprisingly large amount of people got into crypto as a way to buy steroids on Veeky Forums so I'd say that qualifies.

Also getting more than 1 or 2 surgeries anywhere near each other results in a massive chance for a fuckup.

very real possibilities

not bad looking for almost 70
theyll fit nicely in california

male model here.

you don't need those surgeries.


i met tons of beautiful whores. they all want money. I got a fake rolex I wear sometimes. It def has an effect.

stay ugly and bang the best looking ones.

it's more hot when they're degraded :)

besides you'll end up looking like bogandoff twins you idiot

ps buy a nice watch

you wont age well user, youd look fine if youll only live for another 10 years you look a monster once you reach 50

If I really have nothing to better spend my money on I would get eyelid surgery to even them out.

man, it's all about dat subtle plastic surgury

botox and cheek implants are fucking retarded

just get your eyelids done, some rhino, maybe a small chin implant and skin renewal shit and you're fucking golden

don't tough the fucking eye area, the literal most expressive part of your body. you'll look like an alien within a few years.

if you want to improve your appearance, there's cutting edge orthodontics that can help you get maxillary forward growth within a few months, meaning better facial proportions and more defined jaw

plastic surgery almost always reads as weird or unnatural

I'm pretty good looking as it is and my jaw is strong, bit I do have lots of insecurities:
>Maxilla is probably retruded, maybe a lefort 1 also it's skewed in one direction
>Fucking wrinkles, maybe I'll get fillers if nothing else works
>Nose is long

if you really have a problem with your jaw you should avoid plastic surgery and get maxillofacial

I agree wholeheartedly with this. Fuck plastic surgery, if they didn't love you before your gainz or surgery why bother trying to plz them

I'll be getting hair laser removal all over my body, put in some hair extensions, and get some tits put in.

>5'3
>full head of hair
>jaw line cut from granite
>look like young johnny depp

I've been drowning in poon my whole life, just be yourself. Don't get surgery though whatever you do.

Hair loss surgery comes with a lifetime of having to take finasteride which makes gifts 1/3 men who take it with permanent erectile dysfunction.

You'd be better off buzzed and in good shape than rolling the dice for a permanently floppy cock.

Who are we kidding most the people on here should probably be looking at laser acne removal or liposuction.

What? I've only heard of devices widening the palate and this the maxilla. My bite was narrow but the ortho widened it with braces and now I have various pretty wide smile, and when I measured my palate from molar to molar it was above average. I think I need forward growth, my teeth sit behind my browridge which makes many facial expressions look goofy imo.
As I said I have a good looking face, this would just fix it even more.

Does anyone on Veeky Forums at least spar? When I see these beta's post this shit, it's the first thing I think of. Imagine getting punched and your insert shatters. What then? 10 grand to fix it?

Do what you like but I personally think its a waste of money.

Fuck phone dictionary uh

use your gains however you want user. I am a manlet and for ages thought about saving up money to get height extention surgery. Im 24 now and have kind of come to accept it that i am shorter than average height, its just the way it is unfortunately. I would rather just make it and then live a lavish lifestyle, i think some anons are on point here when once you get to that stage it doesnt matter what the fuck you look like women will overlook all those aspects of you if youre rich

>there's cutting edge orthodontics that can help you get maxillary forward growth

For adults? I'm somewhat familiar with Mew but that's the extent of my knowledge. Please post more.

gonna lazer hair remove my ass hairs, then bleach my asshole so i can get fucked by a tranny and feel like a dirty little slut no homo

Mew is mostly a scam with those balloon therapies
Tongue on roof of the mouth is good but most likely won't move the bone to any visible extent

Yeah might as well piss your gains away as fast as they came to you right?

plastic surgery is spoopy as fuck desu, anyone can tell who's had one. would rather spend them on roids or something to up my confidence

>going to get jawline surgery with cryoto gains.
Just chew mastiha you dumb dingus, or else you’re gonna be the next bogdanoff brother

Mew's ideas are right but his techniques don't work.
look up Fixed Anterior Growth Guidance Appliance. There's a couple groups doing it right now. Way safer than a lefort i think

Try avoid too much plastic surgery OP. Looks are important, but if money didn't make you happy what will a jaw line do? Lots of rich people end up depressed because what they though they wanted dosen't actually bring them joy. A lot of it is in your head.

Also this. Hedonism only distracts from the inevitable.
Using your money to make fulfilling personal connections and to pursue a meditative practice is probably the best path

Chin shave and hair plugs
30k budget

Made 200k so far

Are you an OMFS or something?

>t. future OS hopeful

I'm just a medium IQ autist with a lot of time and access to a lot of research papers

plastic surgery will not cure your mental illness/ Also your kids will still inherent your shitty genes and your wife will leave you when you trick her and the kids come out looking like mongoloids.

Women won't overlook you being short. They may pander to your money, but women will never be loyal to short men. Sorry.

Just eat healthy, exercise, shave your head, walk straight, buy some basic fitted clothes and smile. If you are such an insecure fucking faggot that you want to waste your gains on being a fake maybe you should donate your money to some poor kids and kys. I bet your white from a good home too.

why not just go for uglier girls

I don't understand how you can be so desperate to fuck slightly more attractive women that you could fuck now that you would undergo a plethora of expensive surgeries

I would rather kys myself than do that, have some pride my man

Harvey Weinstein banged all the girls that Chads crushed on.

Just pay for a good therapist.

> jawline surgery

dont do it, waste of money, speaking from experience. Had jaw surgery and implants. Improvement was minimal. I was very lucky in that my surgeon was a genius and so i didnt have any long term problems but many many people get lasting nerve damage from jaw surgery and the soft tissue response is unpredictable. It is much less of a science than advertised. Very barbaric still even with modern advancements.

If you have an legitimate overbite or underbite, it is worth pursuing but if you're just some phaggot with BDD/narcissism, forget about it, the minor improvement you may get is not worth the risk profile and cost.

Hair transplant is a way better investment.

Just happens that I was planning on sending Dr. Eppley some photographs of my face tomorrow so I can get a ballpark estimate on a midface implant or possibly just orbital rim implants.

Goodbye inceldom

recessed jaw might be due to teeth/bite alignment so check that out first before doing a surgery

FUCKING LOL AT THE NORMIES POSTING IN HERE.

You idiots don't realise surgery is SO FUCKING ADVANCED NOW. If you have the money, you WILL get the results (within reason). If you're meeting someone new they will not be able to tell you've had work done. It also does not make you look like shit when you're older. The problem with those botch jobs are that the people do not know what they want.

OP, a warning. You will probably fuck up your surgery like 90% of people. Browse CAREFULLY before you get something done. You need an eye for aesthetics and what will really improve your look. I'll give you a common example that people fuck up. Men always get feminine nose jobs thinking it'll improve their looks. It's actually a huge failo.

GL though, looks are important

Shit forget to mention. RESEARCH YOUR FUCKING SURRGEONS. YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOLLYWOOD SURGEONS AND SURGEONS IN ROMANIA.

Don't listen to this cuck either. The change was minimal because the jaw wasn't what was holding him back.

I'm thinking of this as well
>nose job
>treat acnes scars
>maybe fix hairline a bit, though mine is not that bad to be honest
don't know anything about height extension surgery, but I'm a manlet so that would be nice, but I doubt there are any painless and effective methods to achieve this.

It's not abot getting laid, I just want to be a cryptochad: smart, rich, beautiful. So, pretty much make the best out of myself. And do something meaningful in my life, something important for the world to make it a better place.
I'm not in the million dollar bois club yet, but getting close.

Careful with nose jobs. A lot of surgeons will give you a nose that looks good on women but is failo on men.

Height improvement is not worth it imo. You're out for a solid 6 months and a few months after that you won't be able to do exercise. The bone is actually not the problem here, depending on where you get the extension down (femur or tibia) the muscles can cause some problems due to being stretched out. Once the surgery is done you have to elongate the muscles out for months. I think once you get past this stage though you are relatively good. Don't listen to people saying you'll be fucked in old age. The surgery isn't recent enough for that to be seen and the results actually seem pretty long term.

Not worth it imo but then again, i can't comment really, I'm sure manlets will have a different opinion on it.

This is coming from a woman forget what these trolls are saying about not getting surgery beauty is important try and make yourself look better. If your problem is that you are chinless and lack jaw definition go to Proffesor Sailer. Thank me with helping me build my crypto portfolio.

but they can make a computer model first, so I could see the potential results. Well, I'm fine with being a manlet, maybe I should just go for the boysband androgynous faggot look, since I look kind of boyish in my early 20s.

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If you just eat right, don't even have to get Veeky Forums really, you will naturally start to look beautiful.

just go to the gym get fit/add muscle, get a good alpha haircut, figure out how to dress well without looking like a tryhard, get some 1" height boost insoles for all your shoes. you will be fine. DO NOT get surgery

if they're superficial enough to give a shit about how you look they're definitely gonna be superficial enough to love you for your money

>if they're superficial enough to give a shit about how you look

lmao

As if men aren't superficials.You all won't give an ugly girl a chance and yet we women are superficial for wanting to date someone with money LOL Your dreamis to have a hot dumb girl that will love you because of who you are" and yet you all love a girl by how she looks.

CHECKED
dubs never lie

>implying there's anything wrong with that

You need Fin to do FUT? I thought it was just recommended? I took fin for like a year and had crazy weird symptoms and sensations and stopped and never looked back

A receded jawline indicates that you have moutbreathed a bit too many hours in your life (most likely while sleeping too). Jaw surgery such as a chin wing will fix only one of the problems that result from poor posture and mouth breathing. But you will still have problems from upper/lower crossed syndrome, and the surgery will look weird if not accompanied by cheekbone enhancement as well. I recommend achieving good muscle mass to correct your shitty spine along with the surgery. Otherwise, your chin wing will make you look like a teeth-grinding, masseter-hypertrophied bitconnect-buyin brainlet

Im getting underbite fixed by maxilofacial and nose job, with crypto gainz ofc.

How about investing in straight, white teeth via invisible braces, a nice haircut and maybe subtle rhinoplasty, you idiots. People go too far trying to change how they look when it should just be subtle. If you got a jew nose, get that shit grinded down.

>reseeding

Holy shit you faggots.

All this talk about surgery and shit...

Here's an idea.

Use your cryptogains to hire a PT and join a gym.

No hair?
Who gives a fuck. Shave it off and get buff.

Jawline surgery?

Lol. Get a 6 pack and bitches won't even be looking at your face.

Being strong and fit will pull 10x the amount of pussy a better jawline will.

or you could learn to be happy and not care about what normies think of you? a lot cheaper and less painful. besides, your genes are still fucked.

I would get a lambo and do gym. That would get you 90% there. Once you start banging out thots, your self-esteem will increase significantly. Fuck taking a knife to your face.

Don't do it.

so pathetic
jfc lmao

PLEASE POST PIC of your beta cuck face

You're lying. I'm a woman and I care about face more than body. A good body can't salvage you from a mediocre face. sorry not sorry.