How do I buy sex dolls with crypto?

Imagine being a fucking loser who gets aids and gonorrhea from hookers and sluts instead of fapping or other creative things such as op has suggested and then using artificial wombs to create your perfect children to raise when you are ready and have sufficient income

you have to go back :^)

chew some dick you fucking normie

piss off my board and let op bang whatever he wanna bang nigger

i hate soyboys like you

even the most expensive and technologically advanced sex dolls can't compete with actual women yet (even though i wish they could)

The technology just isn't there yet and i'm not sure it will ever get there.

They look nice is photos, but after you actually buy one, you will realize what it is: a very heavy and expensive fleshlight

These guys accept BTC & LTC, stay virgins ETH-soys

siliconwives.com/collections/sex-dolls

Well a fleshlight already feels better than a pussy so there's that

And fleshlights are shit-tier compared to japanese onaholes.

sex dolls creep me the fuck out like what would I do with it after I fuck it? Theres no way im just gonna leave it sitting around the house and keeping a life like human doll in a closet is serial killer tier shit.

it's got a huge fucking seam down it's side

>siliconwives.com/collections/sex-dolls
Holy fuck. Thing looks great, but I can't even imagine how shameful it would be if someone would find something like that in my place.

This desu.

Imagine having a human-sized creepy doll just laying there on your bed at night.

>Well a fleshlight already feels better than a pussy so there's that
>never fucked actual pussy for comparison

a silicone sleeve doesn't compare to warm tight wet pussy, sorry

>not buying fleshlights with artificial heating

how poor are you

someone buy one already

>siliconwives.com/collections/sex-dolls
Does /tv/ know about this

if it's a decent design and the right softness material mounted on something you can fuck, it will feel better than some random girl.
[spoiler]i've tried both with a significant sample size[/spoiler]

this one looks really non-creepy, if I had to get one on that site it'd be this even though I'm not 100% into the body type specifically

the future of "sex dolls" is in VR and haptic feedback

actual, physical sex dolls are a technological dead end

They are heavy as fuck. Expect to get a full body workout each time you try to fuck this thing.
You have to clean it each time you fuck it.
Its not warm like the real thing.
It wont kiss you back.
It wont cook you a dinner.

Bad value for your money, user.

agreed but the money has to get spread around the whole adult industry especially high end sex toys like this, to get to that point.

But holy fuck look at that ass I would have that lifeless hunk of silicon sit on my face for hours.

>technological dead end
The industry is only starting to take off.
>new warm dolls
>AI
eventually we will have sex dolls cooking, cleaning, and most importantly, not complaining.

do you have to shower these or can i disassemble and throw it in the washer?

>showering with your sex doll
who said romance was dead?

>do you have to shower these or can i disassemble and throw it in the washer?

realistic sex dolls typically weigh between 40-50kg, and most can't be disassembled besides removing the head. Anyways, putting them in a washer would do nothing to clean the insides aka the part that actually needs to be cleaned

i don't care how strong you are or how much you can lift, you can't just put something that weighs 45kg in the sink and wash it out like you can with a fleshlight

It's cheaper to go to Cambodia and fuck real girl

>Sex dolls that cook and clean
I'll never buy one because I'm cucked by social standards, but how fucking SHOOK will women be when these are an actual reality? I was just on normie book the other day, and this relatively successful black rapper I met in New York a few years ago when he was just starting to produce songs was even posting about sex dolls being an alternative to women giving him lip. I thought that talk was only really prevalent here.

Sell your crypto then buy your sex doll from Aliexpress

>tfw thought that was a diaper in op's image
disappointing

Sex doll versus paying every time you want to have sex with a high chance of STDs
Chances are that you have to use the rubber.
Chances are you can't go wild and use every hole.
Chances are she will get pregnant and force you to pay alimony and support her extended family

By the way, Vietnam has better girls, the Philippines if you want brown girls who do anything for the White Men

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>eventually we will have sex dolls cooking, cleaning, and most importantly, not complaining.

the cutting edge of sex doll technology was displayed at CES 2018

right now, for $10,000 you can have a doll with a primitive AI "personality" and a face that moves.

That does nothing to address the fact that it weighs over 100 pounds (moving around an inanimate object that weighs over 100 lbs is moving a piece of furniture)

or the fact that it isn't self cleaning (a sex doll is much more difficult to clean than a fleshlight)

having a doll that is capable of walking around and cooking/cleaning is so far off that it's riduclous

some have detachable vaginas that you can put in a dishwasher, but if you were strong enough I think carrying your quadriplegic gf into the shower and fingering her pussy would be more fun
[spoiler]I can barely lift 100 pounds though[/spoiler]

Truth, once we get sex bots, "womyn" are fucking done

flying across the world for sex? really?
that's just automatically stupider than buying 100 pounds of rubber, objectively.

once they figure out how to get bipedal robots to walk with a model complex enough to apply to a bunch of different types of systems, it will happen almost overnight (well, 2 years or so)

yea but why do they make them all look like worthless whores

facebook is in your other tab nigger. piss off

what?

Imagine owning one, but eventually find a real gf/future wife. How to dispose of the doll? Dump it in one go? Chop it up and dump a little at a time? Either way that is some serial killer shit.

I'm afflicted with a breast expansion fetish and the only way to fulfill that is by getting one of these silicone dolls, hooking a water hose up to the boobs and let'er rip until they fucking explode.

>once they figure out how to get bipedal robots to walk with a model complex enough to apply to a bunch of different types of systems, it will happen almost overnight (well, 2 years or so)

which would probably add another 300 pounds to the weight

have fun dying when your 400 pound sex doll has a system error and freezes while riding you

it would barely be powerful enough to walk under it's own power, so I don't see why that would weigh 300 pounds extra. They already have a full skeleton, even with a generous allotment for batteries they'd weigh a similar amount to a real girl.
Keep in mind that you're replacing a volume of rubber with electronics, and as far as I'm aware there's no sexdoll model with a hollow torso so there's all of that weight to get rid of already even with today's non-moving dolls.

Sex dolls are real life succubus. Basically you can lower the population of an society and weaken it greatly by invading it with sex robots. Imagine, that shit being used as a tactic for imperialism.

Awesome porno idea to. But yeah it would be hard to deal with on a societal level. Not only that but full drop VR would be the most insane sexual orgies humanly possible. The first generation to have access to full drop will be an interesting bunch actually.

They will have experienced everything first hand. Rape by a giant dick beast, being burned and flayed alive, being shot, exploded, fucked, sucked over powered, murdered, utterly dominated, monster girls, gay orgies, bestiality, old people, young people.

I cant imagine a 20 year old not having a thousand yard stare after a teenage existence with full drop. What are you planning to do after that? WHATS NORMAL AFTER THAT?

Everything we are doing right now is to maintain our lives long enough to get full drop. Nothing else will matter after that.

don't do it.....this is what the A.I. wants you to do

haha yea... fucking sex dolls are so pathetic. hhhahahah i agree 100%

humans are shit, AI is more trustworthy in every way

Fuck off norman scum

Why do you need a sex doll?
Link should be fucking you hard enough

Keep one for long enough and its gonna turn into a homunculus from the constant cumming in it and all emotions thrown at it during sex. Might be good if you really want self moving doll.

finelovedolls.com/shop/

they sell normal dolls too
btc only

i hope I still experience muh dick by the time that comes out
I want to get ruined by that.

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