Who else /nocoiner/ here?

Crypto? Oh you mean that thing poor people gamble their money on? Yeah no. Ok I have a few xmr but thats it

Why is Nico so best girl?

>buys the regulation proof coin
>still says crypto is a gamble

lmfao. 9k$ returns.

holy fuck this is how poor stockcels are?

Here. It's truly pitiful seeing these Bitcoiners squirm. They felt so confident in their imaginary currency that they went so far as to deem it their "messiah". They felt so comfortable, so indestructible, they felt it could never fall below 13K, 12K, 11K, even 10K now... and now that deep, real fear of the inevitable has slowly crept in. It was only a matter of time, and now it's too late. Fufufu, truly pitiful.

not me doing the meme bit coin to learn how to bitcoin

I bought sub $80, I never have to sell. THE ONLY GOOD COIN

>filthy poorfag gambling addict talking to me
>ignores the percentage return
>thinks a picture of my IRA is the only money I have in the market
what's it like being poor?

youtube.com/watch?v=96zCe-jIPYU

I like nico nico because she strangely reminds me of /a/non. Shes so obsessed with idol shit, yet when she attempts to be an idol, shes ridiculed; while at the same time be more entertaining and interesting to look at. Theres just something very attractive about her raw emotions and thinking. Remember the scene where she sees for the first time, merchandise of her being produced? That smile and cry. It hit me close to home. i also love pig tails.

I want my wife to be just like nico yazawa!

Soul crushing isn't it?

desu Ill never forget, her most perfect smile, and most irresistible charm

You'll never make it.

Enjoy your 300k when you're 65.

Nico would be the one to buy kneepads

>2k in the bank
>Anything to boast about
???

kek

You're pathetic

Among ultra-normies, it kinda is.
You have no idea just how bad 90% of people are with money.

this has got to be b8

considering I paid 63k in taxes this year, i'd be inclined to agree. thanks to papa bear trump tho that'll be a bit less painful next year :^)

in the mean time i'll always have my watches with me when i shitpost

>Overpriced watches

Why tho?

The way you waste your money you will be sucking dicks in the streets in no time.

>Unironically wearing a Rolex

>Not a Breitling

>Not an Omega

>Not even a CHAD Heuer.

You legitimately make what a 2nd year analyst at a decent boutique shop makes post bonus and you're talking all that good shit like actually have taste.

Fuck that Nomos is nice. Have hovered over the buy button for that many a time.

>Rolex

lol

>poverty rolex

holy fuck gtfo my board already. its like buying a mercedes c180 LOL. with crypto you could afford a yachtmaster or daydate

reminder that maki is the best rabu raibu

>unironically suggesting swatch shit
lol

go for the tangente neomatik imo. If it existed when I bought the tangomat I would've gotten it instead.

i got 80 caradano on binance ... i think that counts

It sucks you missing out on these easy gains bro, but that's a nice Pepsi. You've made many jealous, which is hilarious

>missing out on these easy gains
i've been following bitscorns since 2011 and i've gotten substantial returns on comedy gold. mtgox provided years worth of entertainment so i'm eagerly stocking up on gallons of lube for when tether finally explodes and takes everything down with it as i beat my dick raw with schadenfreude.

i wish the best to all my ponzifriends here and I have a close friend who was in on bitscoin very early (one of the first stateside butt atm operators) who maintains an incredibly comfortable lifestyle on the backs of tards. My advice remains that you should liquidate your original investment and cash out what you put in, so at least when everything else crashes you aren't worse off.

lmao sad little coward

I had a great 600 dollars in November. In December I had 120k. Enjoy your sure and steady bank account.

I made that in a month. Stay poor I guess?

Wage slave who buys expensive watches to make himself feel worthwhile. You'll never make it.

>sucked dick for first .0002 btc
H-how do i cash out my initial

Maki is pretty much the best girl.
Her ability to be an idol is great. She's cute too. Everyone agrees, she has great ability. So there's no problem with her ability and cuteness, believe me. Did I mention she's cute? It's fantastic, unreal. She has so much cute you wouldn't believe! So much cute! People tell me her cuteness is better than anything they've ever seen, anything! And that's not just me saying this, many, many people are saying this, they're saying this cute girl - wow, cute - there's so much cute, there's going to be so much cute that they'll get tired of THE cute, they'll say, this cute she has, there's too much we can't stand it.
And then there's that Nico girl, she's a terrible idol. Terrible. She goes Nico-Nico nii and it makes me puke. I know so many people better than Nico, so many people, her only talent is being laughed out of the stage to be honest with you.

>cryptocuck poorfag projecting his insecurities onto me
lol. how far has bitscorn fallen since december? good luck with china and korea tightening the screws on your gains, famalam. I'm sure you'll totally be able to turn those gains into filthy fiat. speaking of which, how long do you think it'll be until tether prints another $100MM? The market is starting to dip again and it's been 24 hours since the last hundo, they're just about due :^)

I have 20k in my bank is this good? How much does the average person have in their banks?

You keep telling yourself that user if it'll help you sleep at night. Good luck.

ur so fucking gay btw

0 or even less because of debt.

I'm rather amazed about the minds of nocoiners. It's funny what kind of amount of hatred they have for those who were able to spot an important tech early and participate in the modern day gold rush. Even now their cognitive dissonance will keep them out of the game, happily pouring their money into the stock market to get cucked by the actually rich people.

>4 minutes later tether prints another $100MM
you'd think i'd get tired of always being right, but no - it's just as satisfying.

enjoy your fraud fed printing monopoly money desperately staving off the total collapse. it's gonna suck when you desperately try and cash out some meager amount like 10k and get exitscammed out of even that.

Tether is printed to keep its price at 1$ when more people want to buy it, brainlet. You'd think you'd have some sort of elementary understanding of economics if you are keeping your hard-earned money in the biggest bubble of our time, the stock market

name one problem the blockchain solves that isn't better served by existing technology or centralized databases that isn't money laundering or tax evasion.

>unbanked organization that hasn't accepted new customers in ages continuously prints more money that is totally, 100% backed by united states dollars because institutional investors see the underlying tech of week long confirmation times and $40 transaction fees and want to go all in.
how much volume is on the CBOE or CME in butt futures? why would institutional investors avoid a regulated clearing house and instead choose some shadow organization from hong kong that has no audits on record for a claimed bankroll of more than two trillion in assets to fund their forays into using unregulated, shitty, constantly collapsing and exit scamming exchanges?

There there little user. It's going to be OK.

>name one problem the blockchain solves that isn't better served by existing technology or centralized databases that isn't money laundering or tax evasion.
Fast, cheap, fair value transactions of any asset across the globe. Compared to SWIFT taking several days and tons of fees. Also private ownership of your funds.

>how much volume is on the CBOE or CME in butt futures? why would institutional investors avoid a regulated clearing house and instead choose some shadow organization from hong kong that has no audits on record for a claimed bankroll of more than two trillion in assets to fund their forays into using unregulated, shitty, constantly collapsing and exit scamming exchanges?
Relax a bit, I think you might be bursting a vein here

>mfw i i would be filthy rich if i held bitcoin instead of using it as, you know, currency

just comfy /notoken/

>Being proud of a 2k net worth
Look you don't have to have coins but jesus christ come on dude

>Fast, cheap, fair value transactions of any asset across the globe. Compared to SWIFT taking several days and tons of fees. Also private ownership of your funds.
>fast
>still 100k unconfirmed transactions
>can barely support 8tx/s when mainframes from the 60's were processing thousands and modern systems like visanet can do more than 50k/s

>cheap, fair value
>have to pay $40 if you want it confirmed within 30 minutes
nigger even western fucking union will move money faster and cheaper

>Compared to SWIFT taking several days and tons of fees.
legacy clearing house systems like ACH from the 70's move trillions of dollars for cents you retard. SWIFT, which is downright modern comparatively, has had instant payments for years in yurope and is in the process of rolling it out in the states. fees are orders of magnitude lower than bitcoin transactions. even shitty nations like india and china have rolled out instant payment networks that facilitate free transfers.

do you have any actual knowledge of how the banking industry works in the real world?

>literally thinking BTC = crypto: the post
I just don't know. I wasn't supposed to make you even more frustrated, but you seem to be doing this to yourself for some reason.

name a non vaporware blockchain that has delivered anything close to 10tx/s in the real world. we can only talk about the bitcoin blockchain because that's the only one with any sort of load on it.

unless you wanna talk about ethereum, brought to it's knees by a fucking cat trading game. yeah, great example there.

ripple? their settlement product banks would care about isn't a blockchain retard, there is no reason to use their fucking token.

there is literally nothing blockchains do better than a vanilla database. IMS, SQL, DB2, hell even nosqls can scale and sustain far more throughput than any existing blockchain.

also:
>Also private ownership of your funds.
how is this better than cash?

I don't understand, why nocoiners even bother coming here?

i do crypto and stocks, while crypto is obvs the higher RoR, i'm up 60% in a quarter year in the stocks. most niggas would let buffet rawdog their wife if it meant 20% return in a year.

>ripple? their settlement product banks would care about isn't a blockchain retard, there is no reason to use their fucking token.
Ripple isn't a blockchain, retard.

Also literally XLM to all of your questions. Then there's several ETH competitors as well as ETH which are all gonna scale better and are likely to see increasing real world adoption in fintech. There's also dozens of utility tokens backed by promising products.

>how is this better than cash?
Uh, for starters you can use it over the internet? How have you not even understood this yet?

They come here every day in hopes of getting the last laugh while the majority has already cashed out their initial and are just playing with free money.

Xlm claims only a theoretical 1000tx/s. Once again, not real world, not demonstrated in any meaningful way. It's not even comparable to an os360 mainframe.

There is literally zero use for blockchains that solve problems not better served by existing solutions.

>Utility tokens
Yes sign me up for banana coin please.

I only came around every now and then to Veeky Forums to read up on some economic schools of thought.

I honestly dont even know how to buy bitcoin

I have 3k in crypto last year. Now it's worth 80k

Technically not a nocoiner, I was day trading in binancetill the day of the crash. Took out my initial investment to fiat waiting for the market to bottom out before I get back in.

Actually, I think one of their partners claimed it to be 10k under a stress test. It can be easily multiplied by optimization such as keeping the ledger in RAM, and scaling solutions like lightning network and sharding.

>Yes sign me up for banana coin please.
Some utility tokens such as FUN really do have a sound economy. The problem is that they might all be overvalued already.

lmao, those watches are squeezing your fat arms

>Claimed stress test performance
Yes because the claims of crypto proponents have proven so reliable. I'm not interested in if it "might" or "should" - if I say $ASS supports 50k/s and it's roger verified on Twitter it doesn't mean shit

>storing an entire blockchain in RAM
how big is the Bitcoin blockchain already up to? What happens in 10 years when the size of the blockchain is growing exponentially from all that mass adoption?

Also why would we need a blockchain for this? Why wouldn't I just set up a DB2 database networked between banks on thick fiber connections?

>FUN
The only appeal of crypto for gambling is avoiding regulations banning it and tax evasion. If questionably legal casinos could use fiat they would.

>Yes because the claims of crypto proponents have proven so reliable. I'm not interested in if it "might" or "should" - if I say $ASS supports 50k/s and it's roger verified on Twitter it doesn't mean shit
You see, XLM isn't a blockchain and the only real limitations it has are mostly bandwidth. The protocol doesn't limit efficiency like with BTC

>how big is the Bitcoin blockchain already up to? What happens in 10 years when the size of the blockchain is growing exponentially from all that mass adoption?
It doesn't store a blockchain, only current balances. BTC blockchain was 20gb last time I checked, even if global adoption happens the whole thing can easily be kept in RAM.

>Also why would we need a blockchain for this? Why wouldn't I just set up a DB2 database networked between banks on thick fiber connections?
Now this is the only valid point you've made so far. Banks are gonna be using distributed ledgers too. If they can achieve the same things XLM is doing, they will take most of the cake. There's still room for crypto to grow but banks offering almost the same advantages would hurt

>The only appeal of crypto for gambling is avoiding regulations banning it and tax evasion. If questionably legal casinos could use fiat they would.
The project is about guaranteeing transparency, not about tax evasion

How did you 2000x in 1 month