Let's write Sergey's Bitcoin SuperConference Presentation

i would like to thank assblaster

BIG MAC. LADYBOYS. SHADOW FORK.

I'm not a stinky linkie

This was just a prank

got to be street-shiting me

not anymore
sold it all

Even though the exit is imminent

Now this is the story

we can confirm jews did

Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome Two

HODL Never sell to Pajeet

i like pajeet stinkie cocks

I look like I want to fuck my cousin, and in closing...

your link is now worthless

I'd like to introduce the new CEO of LINK, Chad O'Fork.

Six large number 1's with coke

the cup handle is cumming

We're dogs chasing our shadows

FORK

My oracle solver right here

admittenly, I eat my feelings

I'm sorry I lied to you, LINK is just a meme. We solved the Oracle shit. OP is retarded shit Pajeet. Jason Parser niggers tounge my anus..... I'm Assblaster.

LINK is worth one bigmac and my penis is big penis. I would like to thank Assblaster for BIG MAC, LADYBOYS, SHADOWFORK. I'm not a stinky linkie, this was just a prank.

Got to be street-shiting me.. not anymore, sold it all, even though the exit is imminent. Now this is the story we can confirm the jews did: Post Traumatic Stress Syndrom Two. HODL. Never sell to Pajeet. I like pajeet stinkie cocks and I look like I want to fuck my cousin, and in closing. your link is now worthless.

I'd like to introduce the new CEO of LINK, Chad O'Fork.

Shoutout to the Veeky Forumsnessmen

Vitalik and I are

>DAS NICHT MEHR EIN ORAKLE PROBLEM
>DAS SOLUTION
>MEIN KAMERADEN, SOLUTION ES IST DAS FINAL

Hello everyo- *pant pant weeze*
Does anybody have a big mac?

You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.