Best way to check if your hoe is loyal to you or your money?

damn she thicc af, no stretch marks either

Start dating her while she's making more than you.

I dont follow the socially accepted timelines for material gits. For example i sometimes dont make christmas gifts "because i dont want to".
I dont pay for fancy holidays and the likes.

After a while i realized she genuinely just wants to spent time with me and feel seen and appreciated (which we all do).

She'll probably end up making decent money herself so it hasnt really been an issue. Try to find educated women, it helps. No SJW studies, of course.

Once i told my then gf that i had no money for christmas gifts so i had to buy her used clothes, (which was some shit she wanted plus some new stuff i hide from her) and she pissed off called me liar.

Dumped her shortly after.

>i fell for the thicc meme too,
retard.

Its americans anyway. Their average girls are fat shit. They somehow have to meme themselves with "thic" to act like its absolutely cool and fine to compete with the rest of the world.

FUCKING Hell that s hot. I am hard. literally

Same, works.

jesus that's disgusting. Are you a nonwhite?

This is actual cope from a tiny man who is scared of thick women. He knows they would dominate him and he could never satisfy them, so he comes to a Icelandic milk farm forum to complain and cope. Sad! Many such cases.

Religion

>Best way to check if your hoe is loyal to you or your money?

Just dont buy her anything except on birthdays/christmas etc. Share all bills.. pretty easy

It's simple, stick to short term one night stands.

I don't know why you dumbasses go though all this shit, hoops, prance and dance for pussy. Relationships never last. It's your fucking money, you made that shit, you earned it. No bitch has any right to walk up and take your shit or have any say in how you use it just because she provides you with pussy.

Man the FUCK up.

>Not wanting a girlfriend that would die for you
kek, have fun with disloyal golddigger roasties

No. I just like that she is super clingy and worshipful for me being with her. I also like big titties and ass so it's not even that bad for me.

Does she breathe?
Yes -> She isn't loyal
No -> She still isn't loyal dumb ass white knight phaggot

Because that one always works out.

>or your money
You fucked up. You can't marry any ho who knows about your money before-hand. She must fall head-over-heels with lower-middle-class schlub you or else you'll likely be getting hitched with a gold digger.

>tell her you lost all your money
>see what happens
>???
>profit!

As an amerifat myself... you are absolutely correct fucking Alabama is fat enough to float in the gulf!

pretend you're broke

Shut up bluehair whaledyke!

was dating a girl for a little over a year. i made a fake blockfolio and accidentally left it open for her to find. of course she turns my phone on and sees $600k+ in it.

she never told me she looked but after i let her find it she started adding shit to her amazon wish list, she's started talking about how she wants to visit hawaii, bahamas, etc.. she talked about how shit her car is, etc. everything became about money, what she wants, etc, overnight.

i dumped her and never told her why.. she threw an absolute fit

My grandpa said to take a girl around the shopping mall and see what stuff she would ask for as a gift. If she liked too much expensive stuff then you should dump her

Fucking hilarious
This.

Anyone else unable to upload images at this moment?

Don't let her know you have money?

My wife thought I was poor and said she was attracted to me because I was funny, fun to hang out with, and she somehow knew I would always be able to take care of us because I was "forward thinking and always trying to figure something out". I liked her because she does volunteer work to take care of animals and is very kind.

My girlfriend earns more money than me..so Im going to the gym now and make sure to look good for her lol :)

You're a legend dude.

>not wanting a gf that would die for you

from what? hypertension from being fat? KEK

Gonna steal this of I ever get GF

Be poor.

This is redpill 101 in a way...

Always remind her (subtly) that without you she is only herself.

She doesn't have to be a fatty or whatever, she can even be a 10/10 as long as what you bring to her, material or IDEALLY immaterial is something she'd never be able to get anywhere else and she is well aware of that.

That you bring something to her life, either companionship, wisdom, status, money, whatever she could never get otherwise.

Ideally of course she'd value companionship.
So I'd say you'd have to shit-test her regularly by tricking her. If say, you suddenly announce you lost some $$$ and she gets more distant you know you are with the wrong woman.

Wow congrats, she believed because of you that you hid $600k from her while you were together and she had the audacity to tell you about the things she would be happy to have and to think you two could go on vacation together? Then you dump her without telling her why and she throws a fit? Man, you really showed her.

I want one like that. Where did you find her?

I got seriously ill, had to quit my job and blew all my savings on medical bills. Then my girlfriend left me.

I get you can try to emulate what it happened to me.

Oh man I know that feel

Got ill (no medical bills because europe), gf left me soon after (after 7 years together).

Never show any sign of any kind of weakness...
*sigh*

Extremely stupid question in the first place. Her desire for you is a completely useless metric for judging her worth to you. Having girls want you is easy as fuck, it means nothing. You don't need to worry about that part, it's irrelevant. All you need to worry about is how much you like her, finding someone you actually love (impossible) and then the rest doesn't matter.

Bait or woman

She dodged a bullet.

Tuck your roastie back in

>Always remind her (subtly) that without you she is only herself.
Nice blackmailing manipulation scheme you got there

He dodged a bullet

>live comfy life for years without having to work
vs.
>have a dumb bitch blow half a mil in 4 months by traveling and buying shoes
hmmmm....

Church event, my dude

Sounds awful

this
imagine being that fucking psychotic

Traveling can be nice, but yeah fuck spending loads on shoes.

fuck off, cunt

traveling is a meme and a waste of money.

Neither, a woman isn't supposed to be your slave, you're supposed to take care of her.

Put yourself in the mindset of the girlfriend. Wow we've been together for over a year and I just found out he has $600k+ and he never told me? Does he not care about me? Maybe he never offered me anything because I never really told him about the things I want. I'm gonna give him some hints, I'd love to go to hawaii it's been my dream for so long, if he loves me surely he will want to spend a tiny percentage of what he has so we can spend a great time together and be happy together? What's that? You're dumping me? You're serious??? WTF why you never loved me you piece of shit you never wanted me to be happy or us to be happy together fuck you!!! *sobbing* why did he do that to me, don't I deserve to be loved, why was he so mean to me why wouldn't he take care of me

basically

beta orbiter or roastie?

You missed the false rape accusation user

All she had to do was not let her greed consume her
How hard is it to enjoy time with someone without thinking about the things they can buy for you

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you took the time to white knight a gold digger on an anonymous cartoon porn imageboard. kill yourself

This lol
You did gud user

Find her when you are poor/pretend to be poor. If she is supportive and loyal, you found the right one.

>a woman isn't supposed to be your slave

except the bible says that the wife should call her husband 'Lord'

Women are greedy af these betas don’t know because they’ve never even touched a female

Mine buys me guns last one was a 1942 m1 garand, and she also picks up our dinners from time to time. Makes her own money, and is better with it then i am.. splits the bills 50/50. Doesnt go out and party, is pretty respectable and enjoys staying in and just hanging out... isnt tooooo crazy.. Stays in shape, is helping pay for half the wedding and agreed to sign a pre nup.

Its been 7 years and she still stays in shape and lets me do the dirtiest fucking things to her.

i dont think you could ask for more in a women.

>protip: you gotta find them 50s style housewife women

The thing you are not getting is that it isn't greed, it was a way for her to find out if her boyfriend really loved her, if he really wanted to take care of her, because if he has that much money and she tells him about the things that would make her happy and he doesn't give a fuck, well then he doesn't give a fuck about her

You’re a fucking idiot

which is it with you faggots?
>wymyn are just as capable as men! more women in tech! i'm a strong independent women who don't need no man!
>he should have told his girlfriend that he made $600k so he could buy her things
fuck off FAGGOT

>money making her happy
>not greed
Fuck off cunt

You need to man the fuck up. There's nothing worse than a child in a mans body.

>because if he has that much money
he said it was a fake blockfolio you illiterate nigger

Roastie confirmed. How ugly are you to be searching for obscure ECR20 token moon missions on an anonymous Peruvian head hunting subforums. I bet you have neon colored hair

>have sweet beautiful girl with good housewife values
>she doesn't like to suck

>i spent my 20s fucking niggers and other randos while black-out drunk
>where have all the good men gone that will support me
fuck off bitch

How do you find these creatures?

I have way less money than that (300k) and I wish my gf would tell me about things she'd want me to buy. She tries too hard to be independent when I just want her to have a nice life. I don't want any stress to potentially harm her eggs and our future children

Fucking this. Holy shit you guys are faggots

Look for the quiet ones

What is so hard to comprehend in that it isn't money that makes her happy, it's what she would have and what they would experience together you dumb fuck

And she believed it wasn't fake because he didn't tell her you 2-digits IQ monkey

Make money even in this bear market....

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>And she believed it wasn't fake because he didn't tell her you 2-digits IQ monkey
you're white knighting a gold digger who thought her bf had $600k in investments

you're telling the dude that he should have cared about what she wanted with his imaginary money

fuck off you fat omega orbiter white knighting faggot.

help

The absolute state of biz.

Lord user

made me lol

I'm a man and I've worked jobs you wouldn't dare trying, you're all manlets to me and you can't into basic female psychology

>i cashed out my gains, now we can retire as long as we live within our means
>honey? Whered you go?

goyim is plural

That’s like saying money doesn’t make me happy
Porches and Hawaii vacays and new designer handbags make me happy
Fuck right the fuck off you disgusting cunt

Wash your cock

>I've worked jobs you wouldn't dare trying
i'll bite: i was a 12b and went to iraq twice (2004, 2007) and afghanistan once (2012). i'm almost deaf in my left ear from an explosion and i still set off metal detectors at the airport from shrapnel in my side.

what hard jobs have you had while you white knight women on an anonymous board?

If you need materialistic dogshit to be happy you aren't worth being with

>Bible
Gr8 b8

This would be a valid defense if she just suggested a trip. Doing all those things that user reported (and more, apparently) overnight is a bit much.
Also why was she checking his phone in the first place?

neither party of any non sugar-arrangement relationship should have any right to expect any money being spent on them by the other party unless circumstances demand it

>Also why was she checking his phone in the first place?
dingdingding

Goddamn I don't come on Veeky Forums to get boners stop it.