Retail wage cuck feels

>27 year old
>working loser retail job
>too poor to afford college/trade school
>parents have bad credit so 0 chance at a loan
>found out I’m eligible for pell grants
Well brehs this is it, I dumped 75% of my savings into crypto (a measly 1500), in the hopes I can turn it into enough money to afford college for a few years and build some credit to get a loan. Bought in at ATH’s and am getting JUST’d as of now. I have another 100 dollars I’m gonna put into crypto today during this dip for more ETH and ICX. Do I have any chance at making it or should I just cut my losses and keep the money in a savings account before I lose more?

if you wanna make decent money invest in low marketcap coins like ACT, AMB, TNT
not some 2B+ coins.
then keep doubling threw small pumps when you reach 10k this is your only way out.

Leave crypto os in a bear market.

>sell ICX now for anything else but accumulation
lol... don't be an idiot...
literally hold on for dear life to these at least until next month

i know your feel, btw. have a lot riding on this crypto thing too... not enough to ruin me... but i'd have to wagecuck again

how the fuck do you actually find small market cap coins that will actually pump though

how do you know it's not a gamble

user I don’t want to blow my money down the drain like a degenerate gambler on a 10% odd the shitcoins will moon I just want to x3-x5 my money this year. Maybe I don’t have the balls for daytrading but an extra 5-10k this year would be huge. I could probably invest another 500-800 into crypto over the next few months, FUN was me taking a shot at mooning a shitcoin. Did I get Pajeet’d?

Maybe staking coins, for some passive income.

ARK
ADA (in the future)
ETH (in the future)
POT

First off you’re 27 so your parents credit score doesn’t fucking matter on student loan apps. If you qualify for grants you will also qualify for subsidized student loans. What the fuck are you waiting for get your ass back into school. There is literally nothing holding you back but your own laziness and retardation. You could have started getting your own loans and grants two fucking years ago dumbass.

It's almost always a gamble.

FUN is a garbage casino coin, why would invest in them.
If you want the safest 5x+ just put it in VEN.
no ACT, AMB is not gambling these a real projects that have been out for years and will suceed with both strong teams

Crypto is bearish right now.

buy all the Vechain you can and never look back
?????
x10 profit

FUN will moon hard over the next couple of months. Even harder over the next year. You have to be patient with it. It’s a long term hold. Don’t trust anyone who says it’s shit. They are liars or idiots.

it's a gamble. you find something that whales might pump. whether you succeed or not is all up to whether whales pump it (and if you are patient enough to hold till then)

I have 0 excuse for not getting back in school 2 years ago besides my own fear of being too stupid I’m over it now I can’t be a retail cuck any longer it’s more demeaning than anything at this age. Didn’t know my parents credit didn’t matter for loans thanks for the info I have no one to blame for myself for my own failures at least I know what I have to do now
Welp gonna at least wait until mid feb and see if I can’t at least break even on the one shit coin I tried to gamble on. I like ICX over VEN I don’t trust the Chinese.

go all in on telcoin

1500 would have paid for a semester at trade school. Which would have gave you a headstart saving for the next semester. No offense but you appear to be a crypto noob so why throw what little money you do have into something you dont know much about? Statistically you will probably lose your investment. You probably had a better chance at a casino.

Sorry to be tough but remember most threads on here are people shilling coins they want to unload so they can make money.

You’ll be fine. You’re still young. Just get your ass moving now son. You can make it. Escape retail cucking.

Buy link while it's on sale

A semester and then what? “Hey i did a semester at trade school and still don’t have a skill set hire me plz”. I saw this as a way to have an additional revenue stream in addition to my retail wage cuckoldry, good to know I’ll probably lose my investment tho.
One day brother, will be looking at summer semester Thursday on my off day. Judging on my portfolio will I lose my investment like Said? I looked into what I bought and they all seemed like solid projects. Did I go full retard and jump too far too soon? Not gonna pull out now and take a big loss but I can hardly tell who’s memeing who anymore on this board.

I don’t know anything about ICX, but ETH and FUN are both good long term investments. Just hold them and you’ll be good.

Thanks for the kind words user.

>27 years old
>Didn't bother to use the last 9 years to do anything to better yourself.

You idiot. You could've taken so many risks and been way more successful now.

this post just made me want to hang myself.

thanks.

It doesn't even matter if you "do something to better yourself", and then jump out of wagecuckery because you think you have enough income to life without it
sooner or later Pink Wojak Days will come and you will get JUSTed
>no income
>few years gap in resume
>you're fucked

No degrees or previous job experience will help you, because all employers think that "you have lost all your experience", so your credentials won't matter anymore and they will throw your resume in the trash. They need continuous, tidy and seamless record or wageslavery. "Blank pages" are (((problematic)))., gaps in cv are like death sentence nowadays.
OH, and don't you dare getting old with gaps in your resume. might as well write "UNEMPLOYABLE" on your forehead then.

You are disadvantaged but there is a positive to this. Your age means you will probably get 3.7+ GPA due to real life adult discipline. Unless you go to a cutthroat school like Cornell or UCB stem, at least half of your classmates are going to be I'm hs 2.0 mode

OP is too stupid for any lucrative college degrees. Just go learn HVAC or something

>A semester and then what?
Well the idea is your savings will get you through first and possibly second semester of trade school. That gives you time to save up and pay for 3rd and 4th. Also if you can get grants it will make things easier. No memeing, this is what i did. I got a CNC associate degeree in two years7. Started out working making $17 an hour now i am at $26. I work around 50 hrs a week so i end up making around 75k before tax. Friends of mine with engineering degrees are doing good to make that.

It was tough working and going to school full time but i dont regret it now.

Well aware, dwelling in the past won’t change my future.
At least white collar wage slavery pays a liveable wage and isn’t as demeaning as wearing a stupid uniform. I don’t have many gaps in my resume and don’t plan on using crypto to live a NEET lifestyle, but it would be nice to feel financially secure for once in my life.
This I know my alternatives if I can’t cut it in school, not wanting to put back on my cuck hat and ask if you want fries with your order lights a fire under my ass. What are the odds my current portfolio will allow me to take out my initial investment in a year and still have a grand or two to trade after the fact?

I just turned 20 and work retail, I'd kill myself truly honestly if I was still here in 7 years.

>What are the odds my current portfolio will allow me to take out my initial investment in a year and still have a grand or two to trade after the fact?
0.001%

wtf did you do for the past 7 years? Did you just go home and play videos games or something?

Just imagine another 7 years of it and on top of that most of your peers have moved onto real careers and come in and ask you for shit in your stupid uniform.
Good to know, at least I can let go of the hopes I had for gains this year and be more realistic.

Don't invest until after February, But definitely get in before April because that when it takes off again.

Video games, anime and weed. Not OP but I was literally doing a shitty retail job until 31.

user do some reading about rlc. Pretty small cap, great team, dapps will have to use it to scale. V2 comes out in may. Basicly you cant go wrong if you buy now and hodl till june. 5x guranteed

Don’t give up brother, I recommend Veeky Forums and a gym membership. Lifting will at least boost your confidence and give you a sliver of self worth to the point of not wanting to end it all. Veeky Forumsizens are a bit more of a friendly lot than the pajeets, chunks, and fedora tipping autists with lARP portfolios on this board.