Why don't you spend some of your crypto money on your sister, user?

lmao yes, but its your family.. I am guessing you are the older brother

Old pasta, at least be creative and think of something new

My sister is two years older than me.

>his parents know about his crypto gains
lmao

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Frogposting is so high quality on this board, it's like a breeze of fresh air every time.

>telling anyone how much money you actually have

You’re only hope now is to lie, say you gambled it and lost a ton.

How much does it suck to get cucked by your own family?
If you have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life, or enough to move away. Cut contact. Fuck 'em.

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>implying there is anything wrong with a Macbook
I have a 10mm+ portfolio and use a Macbook and old Thinkpad for cold storage

The whole "le elite gaymers say macs r bad guys" is hilarious. I couldn't give a fuck if its expensive, it works well and looks good. Simplicity is underrated.

I really can't work with Apple products, it's like reading Chinese to me.

Just tell them you can't afford to buy them a new $1000 iphone or laptop every six months.

>living with your mom
hahahaha faggot

It grows on you

The x being on the opposite side fucked with me for a while etc

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Yep

>it works well
Works about as well as brown people in the US.

>be surrounded by love and affection and cared for by your parents
>jealously hoard your internet money that you only were able to accumulate because of the security and prosperity you enjoyed during your childhood

idk man maybe just help your family out a little bit, but explain that every time they take from your crypto stack, it reduces the total amount you will ever make

which means that a macbook now could have been a new house in 5 or 10 years

it might shut them the fuck up, or they might expect a new house in 5 or 10 years

either way you should just talk to them if they are harassing you for money

post a picture of yourself or just your face

works for me

Damn you our chad

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Never cuck out to family (especially women) bro, now they know they can keep milking you.

Mexicans work too but they're slow and do a half assed shitty job.

I wish I could do that but right now instead of when I was kid.

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Give a mouse a cookie he will want some milk.

Fucking alpha geeks seriously. It’s truly not that bad, stop being a /g/ elitist.

Respond with: Why don't you take a risk and invest some money and if you do well you can buy whatever you like
If you buy it they are just going to keep asking you for money. Your family are fucking losers, I can already tell.