Be sad 22 yo vrirgin neet, socially inept

a) nice LARP.
b)
>>realizes I dont have have the guts to open my window and pick up a girl, even if I did I'd stink like drowned by sweat by then anyway
We told you. Everyone told you. And deep down, you knew too, but you didn't listen.
Work on your fucking anxiety first and then do the rest.

good luck enjoying a car that goes 300mph with a 50mph speed limit lol

lambos are great quality, i'm not knocking that. but it just doesn't make sense

Pretty much this
>but change is hard
Go fuck yourself, people who complain about not having a girlfriend but do nothing to make themselves more attractive are fucking pathetic, no wonder a girl wouldn't want you.

>It's a fantastic performance car designed to give you ultimate driving pleasure.
Everyone buys a lambo as a status symbol, there are much better performance cars for the same money

no larp

I want to get an old volvo and be like Apetor

anyways op. studies were done, women don't just go with wealthy men because they're gold digging. they also actually feel physical attraction to wealth. as in they can get wet looking at your expensive shit. you don't need confidence or an angular jawline or any of that when you have money. women arent faking that they find you hot now, they really do feel that physical attraction thanks to your wealth.

and physical attraction is the first step to a relationship. now she can actually get to know you and maybe like you for who you are. her animal attraction needs having been met by the huge bulge in your wallet.

don't need a lambo, just need expensive clothing and thats 1/1000000th the cost of a lambo. and from there once she's talking to you and trying to determine if theres wealth beyond the suit she'll ask what you do for a living. just tell her "i made a few million dollars on bitcoin" and her vaginal walls will spasm. it's not a bad thing, it's no different then having chad genes or obnoxious levels of confidence, just as superficial. women need to feel some raw attraction who can blame them, we're the same way we want hot women. women want hot men and one way to become hot as a man is to get rich.

so keep that in mind next time you're out and about. you can stand tall because you have a chad wallet.

>no larp
Yeah… right…
So:
this.
Seriously, stopping to be a virgin was essentially the same process as stopping being a nocoiner. You just gotta take some risks and learn.

>It's a fantastic performance car designed to give you ultimate driving pleasure.
Nope. They were only meant to look cool.
>youtube.com/watch?v=CQndMc4_RQU

That is why you buy a RS6 and debadge it. Just as fast as a Lambo but normoids don't know what it is.

Same to you friend

You don't need to dream to live in a box, stupid. Just go look at all the cardboard houses bums live in

Just get a Subaru Outback and pick up bicurious lesbians.

Nice LARP

Buying a lambo is fucking meme you autismo
Also park your lambo outside again install a camera and hunt the fucker down

lol, op is a living meme

>Whats a racetrack?

quit being such a fucking pussy

all memes like stereotypes are based on reality my friend

It's the opposite for me, I always thought I was a general fuckup, but it turned out I was only anxious because of a constant fear that I'll have a part of my life "exposed" e.g. that I lived with my parents, that I had no hobbies, that I was broke etc. Now that I have actual real world backing, I found out I was confident and forward and life couldn't be better.

if you pay me well in crypto and come to hungary for 1-2 years i can make you a chad

>spending fuckloads on a car that you can only enjoy in a controlled setting going around in circles when you have the time
that gets a big "meh" from me

gtfo with that ugly plebbit cuckshed

>work as therapist for aspies and speech impediment kids for years
>randomly some engineer seeks services for his social awkwardness
>he goes from outcast to normie networker
>refers dozens of other dudes
>make business out of making people less awkward

My secret?
>"Just B urself :)"

go get a shrink op, spend some money on self

go to Asia and stay at a hostel, hang out with random traveling foreigners for a few months

hit up Asians on Tinder, they love foreigners with big cocks

then go work for 6yrs like me and you will appreciate every penny. i literally can’t take this cuck society in germany anymore. i am a robot and i have to work. i hope so hard that i am gonna make it in 1-2 yrs and can do whatever i want everyday. otherwise i will end my life or become a beggar at mcdolans

But you don't get rejected by a girl you like when you lose money on a shitcoin
Well unless you were with the girl before losing money on the shitcoin but that's another story

go to psychiatrist and fucking take your meds. seryously

>he respects speed limits
TOP
KEK

i was the same mate. extreme anxiety. studied how to get rid of anxiety and freed my self. im writing a book to help others. life is awesome when you break free of your bullshit in your head.

I have been doing this for the past couple of years.

I am very happy with the person i am, but it has made me a complete outcast. I am super comfortable with the online space, i am proficient at several different hobbys that i could easily turn into a job, but i do spend my days talking to pretty much nobody.

You need cocaine son

dummy, have fun settling for jungle chinks. im black and i fuck white blonde sorority girls regularly, just lmao, you are a loser

Get a butler to pick up chicks for you, you pilfering twat.

I went to South Korea, you dumb nigger

Korean pussy is top tier, I prefer girls like this to blonde sorority girls

Time stamp pic of your lambo you larping nigger faggot

whatever you say. we all know you couldnt get that QT blue eyed white pussy. you are probably a balding manlet with anger issues who got bullied, kek

you need a professional highly empathetic chad friend. luckily for you i offer such a service. my rate is 90$ per day. 10% discount if you pay for a month in advance.

>i literally can’t take this cuck society in germany anymore.
Checked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Schaffe gehe, schaffe gehe, for the wealth of shitskins and apes.

If you're US citizen subscribe to the marines, for a extra portion you could tell your drill sergeant that you're a crypto millionaire and you want to get some backbone.

Yeah of course. In my case though, since I'm alone/studying this is perfect. Cost to build is literally nothing since it uses a 20ft container. Made some calculations and it will be like 15K$CAD for everything (minus land) so it's perfect for a student wanting to have something to his name (versus renting apartment for 600-800$)

Why do people call this a cuckshed when it costs nothing to build, you can resell for a lot more, and it's pretty much a small studio.

you don't have to be rich / hot to attract girls, all hot girls from my high school class are married now to some wagecucks which are not that hot either. Just don't concern yourself about it as girls can feel it. Find a hobby (not some video game shit, look for something outgoing), learn a skill, get involved in what you like, implement and healthy life style. If there's a real commitment to those 3 steps, the right girl will come as you will be exposed to a wide range of people just doing that.

No pick up line and shit, no fat wallet, just be independent and involved. This will show to others that you can take of yourself and this shit alone will attract girls.

>controlled setting going around in circles

You just don’t understand racing and that’s okay, but do you make idiot generalizations about all the hobbies you don’t like?

What do you do income-wise? Passive income from shitcoins or you invested in stocks and get ROI?

They're not my type, I get Asians here in the States as well

I'm also 6'4"

>Nigger
>Can read and write
Stop larping. Just nuJews here Biz, we dont care about your nigger bait

Here's how you fix your situation:

1. Eat right, get Veeky Forums, one year later you'll be a new man
2. Fix your wardrobe/get a decent haircut
3. Take that money and travel for 1 year. Stay in hostels, blend in with other travelers. You will be a changed man by the end of your journey.
4. Return home with your experience/stories and you will slay vagina left and right.

After this the world is your oyster. By the time you're 2 weeks into your trip you'll realize that getting laid isn't the end all be all of life. Ironically that'll get you laid even more.

There's no reason someone with your means shouldn't be having threesomes left and right with random sluts.

family wealth, hopefully crypto gainz soon

Not everybody is prepared to be rich. It probably causes a lot of stress. If you buy an expensive car (or even a $50-60k) you must be prepared for that kind of attention, and you need a proper place where to store it. Forget about parking it on the street, you'll always have to find a private garage.

Sell the lambo before it depreciates even more, buy a discrete car (something grey if possible, forget about flashy colours). And oh, throw a few thousands here if you feel generous, please.

If you want to be noticed without bragging about money then learn manners and develop your personality. Learn about fashion and buy proper clothes: suits, elegant but discrete casual clothing, leather shoes (you'll need at least a pair of bluchers, chukkas, boots for casual moments, and oxfords for the suit). Do sport, develop your hobbies, travel, learn new things, follow your goals. You'll become an attractive man of culture. That's what good girls want, not an insecure guy bragging about his car.

Why waste your type giving advise to this faggot larper. Even if true it's not like deserves to be having threesomes just cause he bought some buttcoins a few years ago to buy drugs. Don't let him spread his filthy genes

>Why do people call this a cuckshed
because if you plan on living in a box you clearly don't plan on raising a family

which is fine, but just be prepared for the fact that you're basically not even a real man

i'm an admitted soyboy so a cuck shed would be fine for me. not proud of that though

It's good advice whether he's a larper or not. Anyone can take this advice and benefit from it. This is exactly what I did and it fixed my situation.

"yesterday, some fucking nocoiner keyed my lamborghini"

haha

totally agree. I did the travelling bit and experienced point 4 and 5 become a reality.

I do feel for you wagecucks.

You don't deserve to breed.

this is what i fear, that when eventually i get rich from this shit, i won't even know what to do with my wealth. some people just can't handle success.

why the fuck don't you just go full on wolf of wall street, start doing blow and actually have some fun?

Same. I was basically a social retard up to the age of 25. Just worked, played video games, never spent any of my money. I started to lift and even that didn't help. I was a virgin until age 27 and was considering suicide.

When I realized how much of my life I wasted, I took a month of vacay and traveled around Europe. Found that the people I met treated me much better than my own friends, and I learned how to be human again.

When I came back, there was nothing I couldn't do. I slayed with pure confidence alone, new girl and new girl, and yes, even a threesome with an 18 year old and a 22 year old. I became infamous in my apt complex for the amount of girls I brought over.

Got tired of that after a few months, realized it wasn't as great as I thought it would be. So I met a girl I liked and I'm in a great relationship and we're getting married in a year.

My advice does work, but the key is one has to follow it.

That's what you get for falling for the consumerist meme
Be only in it to never work again and to live a /comfy/ life, excessive wealth will only do you harm

There are times when I... I look at people on this board and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money I can get away from everyone.

This is why we need UBI as a developed society, this is just slavery with additional steps and you are being forced to work out of your own will not because you like but in order to have a roof over your head.

as OP is disagree. Man has always needed to do effort to survive. You live in the easiest time to get rich, with unlimited tools available. Start using your head and stop complaining

heres what to do with money
>buy food
>keep a roof over your head
>whatever else you feel like doing that you can safely afford
wow so hard

the hard part is not losing your money to inflation and shit. one million dollars today will be worth a lot less in 10-20 years.

>There's just some things money can't buy lads.
Lucky for you, you can afford lots of therapy

>I am thinking of selling all of this, live cheaply, moving abroad to some country house and enjoy my NEET hobbies
Best idea.

I'm a 24 years old virgin but what you suffer from doesn't seem normal. Get your anxiety treated, and do as said, just don't buy a volvo but maybe a 911 or a Tesla

Yes, and these idiots in here think it's so easy to travel when you are rich and you live alone. It's not. You constantly have to guard your wealth and you have to find many ways to hedge yourself against all kinds of risk, including theft, online or in real life. It's a 24h supervisory job. And with a single million you cannot live luxurious, you need atleast 5 mil to live upperclass.

>people who complain about not having a girlfriend but do nothing to make themselves more attractive are fucking pathetic, no wonder a girl wouldn't want you.
You sir behave as if 'learned helplessness' isn't part of your lexicon. You should look up the dog experiments and then add it.

This is unironically what I plan to do once I make enough money. Travel the world. I thought it was just a meme for normies but I started getting urge lately.

Invest your money in real estate and make more money

All these fucks not having multiple sources of income

good for you don't fall for the memes try getting a girlfriend that is a nerd that likes you for you they are out there

yeah thats the worrying part about money

not the existential crisis when you discover a lambo wont get you laid when you're still in full autism mode

Also, if you have 5 mil, you need to manage about 10 different investment bank accounts.
You don't want to risk more than 500k in a single bank.

shut the fuck up
nerd women fuck the same chads every other woman fucks. nerd women have entirely planetary systems of beta orbiters at all times. nerd women collect nerd men like fucking pokemon cards while getting slammed by chad on the side. welcome to the real world

Write me on Kik and move to Germany.. i have some ideas but no money.. if you help me, i will introduce you to good people and you will find your love while we both are good friends.. Think about it..

You should probably desensitize yourself to normie comments by driving around in it even more and just forcing yourself to endure the attention.
Go work out daily
Stop fapping

yeah dont do it op
he knows you're a multimillionaire i wonder why he wants you to come over gee i wonder. could it be to rob you fucking blind or take advantage in some way? no of course not, trust in the kindness of strangers on the internet who beg you to live with them when they find out you have millions of dollars

No sane first world native would write a post like that, or beg for money, they're all pajeets, or in this case, immigrants. If you beg for money you're a pajeet in your heart, which is worse than being one on the outside, the way all these newfangled tech CEOs are.

What a fag honestly, just give me your money and ill make good use of them

Go to a therapist to get some self esteem.

Everyone who has the means to travel should do it. Doesn't even cost that much if you can find cheap flight tickets and stay in hostels.

thats been my dream for the last 15 years. maybe one day if crypto is kind i'll be able to make it happen and go on cheap trips. but likely i'll fail and i'll be in the same spot 15 years from now only able to travel as far as a cheap bus ticket can take me in a country where bus tickets arent cheap

nigger just save up 3k and you can stay in thailand for 2 months

I've travelled the world, been in more relationships than I can count, spent weeks on video games, gone into deep hacking mode for months on end on coding projects, gone hardcore gym rat, fucked around with random tinder sluts for months on end just getting as much sex as I can, and immersed myself for years in crypto. All I can say with confidence is all these people telling you to do all these things to impress or gain respect from all these other external entities will never be anything other than slaves.
Slaves to the expectations and social signalling of others, others who are themselves slaves, and will not have a single independent or original thought for as long as they live. Because all they exist to do is strum on their social approval biochemistry, just like compulsive masturbators or sex fiends strum on their sexual reward biochemistry, or gaming addicts and fitness junkies strum on their self improvement biochemistry.
Humans are just animals following their fairly primitive and basically uninteresting evolutionary drives, it takes a long time pushing the dopamine buttons on those drives to really learn that they're all just permutations of the same underlying manifestation of obeying your genetic programming.
If that's enough for you, fine, but if you're intelligent enough to have ended up here and gotten as far as you have, maybe you can step outside yourself and analyse the situation within which you find yourself from the perspective of a prototypical entity not afflicted with the same urges you presently are, and ready decide from that truly free pespective, for yourself, what you should do with your life, and what is actually worth accomplishing and pursuing. What a life spent in pursuit of and if it comes to that a death suffered at the end of, could honestly be said from that perspective to not have been a waste.
Or you could just forget the entire thing and go back to pursuing being a particularly impressive animal specimen.

i know, but 3k isn't going to be easy. i've been putting away 200 every other month into crypto lately, thats all i can do. maybe it will work out

Best thing I've seen on biz so far

I doubt many anons will read your post but you're absolutely right. I hope others that realize these kinds of faults in them try their best to better themselves because most people I see just accept it and live a life of regret

Do more LSD

Wow user, congratulations.
I am currently like you when I was a virgin and I was in school, with the difference that I'm in college and I live in Brazil, where every penny is stolen from you by the rulers in various ways. Would not you feel good about helping someone like you (from before)?

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But you can't hack your chemistry, being lonely makes me sad, and I have goals which go beyond myself, but to accomplish them, I first have to fix loneliness.

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7/10 larp.
A lot of people replied, good job.

>yesterday, some fucking nocoiner keyed my lamborghini
fuck, I'm scared of this too