I want pussy more than everything

i want pussy more than everything.
i fuck three times each day, at the morning BJ from the escort i slept from last night, after lunch i find some random girl on campus and pay her 1000$ to let me fuck the shit out of her on the toilet. then i try to pick up some girl without money, works 50% of the time. in the evening i just order some hot af escort, costs me around 3k if she stays the night.
how much do i need to remain my lifestyle for at least the next 20 years and retire my ass of.

btw paying some girl whos not a hooker is HOT AF! picking up is hot af too cause she just wants ur cock

Shitty retarded larp OP is a fag, just jack off or work on your personality and get a gf.

story time

>Shit-tier LARP sneakily formatted into a word problem
We're not doing your homework for you, you middle school faggot.

One of the gayest larps in quite some time.

>btw paying some girl whos not a hooker
If not larp. How do you approach this?

This is top tier faggotry

>Giving women power
>Letting women know you want them
>Showing weakness

I literally cant relate

I'm 23 and have fucked over 50 women and I hated everyone of them and they knew it

They want to try and "mother" me so they let me fuck wheneverI want

I never needed a redpill, i was redpilled from birth naturally

>OP is a fag

alright faggot here's ur story u can jack off to
so i went to my campus and saw this hot girl, but i knew she's a THOT so i just went to her and said: "alright bitch i know every cock here wants u and u KNOW that so here's a thousand bucks and u will suck me off and i will fuck the shit out of you and cum on your fucking hot face u arrogant piece of shit" so i fucked her really aggressive and it was hot af for her too because no one treats her like that except me. after that i went eating and saw some hot qt. i started talking to her and i used my sociopathic skills and lied the shit to her saying im a pilot etc etc. she really liked me so i get her phone number and the next day she went to my apartement we watched a movie and then she randomly started sucking me off. came on her beatiful face. still have contact to her tho.
here's ur story fgt

You sound like a fucking faggot dude. I'm 22 and i've fucked 50 girls. However, I don't say dumb shit like that.
>"mother" me
keep fucking ugly chicks bro, the bottom 10% need lovin' too.

kek OP is literally 9

>They want to try and "mother" me so they let me fuck wheneverI want
You seem to be quite a beta if Women want to "mother" you. I don't like sex as much as drugs but when I fuck I am the one who decides when and how often.

>fucking 50 girls by 22

How normie and socially adjusted are you? GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

T. Nogger

actually im black. what you wanna do white boi. im gonna fuck ur wife with my huge black cock. white girls LOVE black cock and u know it beta fgt

ive never fucked an ugly chick in my life mate
not in the face anyway, i fucked a few fatties because i tag teamed them with my friends etc

>paying
>she just wants ur cock

every other part of your post was honest

If you're a US boy then you're gonna need a ton of cash to keep up that lifestyle. Go to Eastern Europe where hookers cost 1/3 of the price and are gorgeous.

I rented an AirBnB for 4 days two months ago just to fuck hookers, and I haven't even made it. Pic related.

Socially adjusted normies fuck an average of four girls and get married. 50 is at least two standard deviations on the other side of the bell curve from neets/r9k-tier fags

you dont understand what im saying retard
i decide everything

but women are naturally attracted to people who dont do what they're told etc hence they want to mother you and try to change you

you don't get it cos youre a pleb

I guess I just fake it man. I honestly fucking hate the majority of the population and normies just like everyone else here. I just know pretend to be one i guess? I can't go around telling my best friends all of this crypto stuff or they'll think i'm fucking crazy and retarded. I realize that seeing everyone as an asshole is a problem I need to work on though.
>if everyone you meet is an asshole, you're the asshole

>t. Virgin

country? how much USD per puss

Damn. Where did you stay?

lel I read recently its becoming a huge issue for airbnb that one of their main usecases has become travelling whores that airbnb and receive customers.

>just going to rent out my aptmt. while away for a week
>everything has been cum on now

At least I can wake up every morning knowing that I don’t have the skin tone of shit and iq at room temperature

>i try to pick up some girl without money
>try without money
>try
topkek

Just go to SEA

you can drown in pussy all day long in a plac like the Philippines for like $100 a day tops, and I'm not even exaggerating

tree fiddy

Here is how'd you do it.
>assuming you are not a 4/10 autist that's unable to chat up girls
As you assume correctly it's not too easy to just pay a normal girl money to let you fuck her. You need to chat her up like you would chat up any other girl. Open, build attraction and some rapport. Joke around. Ask her, in an energetic, fun way, whether she'd have sex with that ugly janitor over there for a million. Or 10.
Ask her whether she'd fuck you for less than that. Change the energy. For 500? Show her that you have the cash on you. Deal, you meet her after class.
>Not easy, won't work very often. Would work a lot more with 5 grand upward. You might get slapped.

I stayed in Budapest. It's also totally legal there so you don't have to worry about the cops

oh you're black? nevermind, Asians are disgusted by blacks, and not even hookers will sleep with you unless you pay 3x the going rate

they will even make you double-bag it since they know you have diseases

I'm glad my sex drive is low, going abroad just to fuck like it's some achievement seems like a waste to me. And it's not like I got anything against it, I just don't get it

this. If you go on backpage, 99% of the girls say they won't deal with blacks. And that's for a location of a city that is made up almost entirely of blacks.

Budapest, Hungary. $60-$100 per hour, depends on girl. If you want half an hour you pay less.

Gross

Yep semen in the sofa mare

I just want to say that I love all of you faggots on this board.

I was bullied growing up, my sociopathic parents are also dead to me and I am currently living the wagecuck meme.

I drink most weekends and watch Ice Poseidon or Reckful. All of the bad shit that has happened to me in my life and even on recent years... none of it matters when I am here, trading shitcoins and making money (up 10k since December, those are very big numbers for a poor fag like me).

Only on Veeky Forums do fellow anons being so honest and non nonchalant about fucking escorts, suicide, love, depression, drugs and doing what they must to be happy in life. No bullshit or reddit tier sugarcoating that isolates you and makes you feel inadequate.

Thank you all. For being so honest and lovely. Normal society might hate you, but only because you represent the truth of the human condition. I love you all.

Having deep meaningful sex with your gf is much better. It was just a phase in my life and I don't regret it.
Of course I saw a bunch of interesting stuff and met cool people, the sole purpose of my travel was not sex.

Shit the fuck up faggot whores are for fucking beta makes that have no self discipline and lust is there god,

I too dont know what I would do without you scumbags.
That being said stop being a degenerate cunt, cut out the booze, get Veeky Forums, stop fapping and use your weekends to 10x those 10k twice.

Males*

Well then I can understand, enjoying the trip while also having some company in the evenings might really enhance it. However guys who travel and then just sit in their smegma covered hotel rooms while fucking whore after whore is something that I just don't get, that seems more depressing than fun. Pleasures like drugs, sex, etc. should be just the icing on the cake, imo

I need to leave this board. Kys

>i want pussy more than everything.
ough... that's just sad as fuck.

Normal for chads. I knew a chad at uni who was 30 years old and had fucked 100 girls.
This fat arab who was 25 had done 5 girls.
The numbers these normies have are high.

You guys are fucking embarrassing.

> IQ 60 nigger here, interested in numbers:
> wut da fuck is daily hooker $ times 365 times 20?
> damn too much for Tyrone, sheiiit

You ought to tell /pol these kind of stories, nigger.

when it comes to prozzies arabs usually go for ladyboys, not even joking

You can spend that money on a nice place, throw lavish parties once a week and you will have a better selection of tail to grab.

I know you’re leaping though because an escorts pimp would never allow her to spend the night.

ok faggot

I'm glad you realize the degeneracy of your behavior. Kill yourself, or at least become a eunuch. The gene pool has enough issues without shitheads like you polluting it.

Lol sounds more like your jack off fantasy OP

sounds like grinding for achievements in a game to be honest.
what is the benefit of having possibly crappy awkward sex with 100 girls instead of doing 1 girl a 100 times and getting really good at it with her?

28 million OP if you want to do it for 20 years.

>>everything has been cum on now

kek... come home and the lampshades look like they're melting

stfu faggot
there is nothing wrong with what i do
men have been doing it since life on earth began

dont blame me because you cant

Ahhhh. My favorite post. Degeneracy. Planning a foursome with two girls and a tranny soon. Can't wait to see a trap and two sluts sucking me off and then getting the chance to fuck them all. Heaven on earth anons.

Escorts don't usually have pimps. If they do they are not top quality

So here's a tip until you lose your virginity and learn this yourself: unless you're a premature ejaculator or on drugs, that kind of rough fucking done 3-4 times a day will murder your dick to the point you wouldn't want sex even if you were given money for it
for an example more closer to your life, why do you think male porn stars don't jack off for days between shoots. think before you larp

Yeah that's quite the situation, 1,456,000$ a year just on women. So add living expenses and it's closer to 1,526,000$ a year. You'd ideally want passive income that provides that amount so 30,520,000$ at 5% a year on an inflation adjusting yield and you'd be able to sustain it forever.

shut up eric

what about the shit the fuck up part. you mean shut right? faggot beta

>fuck them all
You mean fuck them both*. Putting your penis inside some mans anus is not sex.

Sure. I'll accept your definition

Open minded of you, rare. Buy iExec.

>Giving a shot about grammar and not the message.
Shut up soyboy

You have never seen a vagina irl.

user, been in since May

Me too! I don't rub my dick inside males rectums though. That's what seperates us.

It's does seem to be a divide, doesn't it. I'm sure we can still be civil.

What has Veeky Forums become?

link to the website you use to get them?
Do you use condom or no?

OP's faggotry aside, how easy do you think it would be to get your average college girl to fuck for money?

ban this

MODS

this belongs on /b/

Tfw you realise there are 13 year olds posting on this board

Bet if you asked 5-10 you'd find one that says yes. Problem is probably some of them wlll slap you and announce to everybody in the radius that you're a pervert if you ask them in public.
So I guess you have to be 100% shameless and ready to gtfo

Kek

what is LARP

How do you find these hookers? On the street? Also, are there rules? Am I allowed to fuck however I want?

Bullshit. That's what the cialis is for.

I fuck like 3 girls a week and jerk off probably twice a day at least and I'm fine.

well, spending 5K on hookers a day, means 1.8 mil a year, so unless you have 80 million dollars you're going to have to compromise some user

How did you set this up?

Called my favorite escort. Who lives with my 2nd favorite escort. Asked if they knew a tranny they were comfortable with because all of those trannys are batshit crazy. She said yes. I called said tranny who actually has a working dick. Told them all what I expected. Set a date. And soon I'll be in my personal harem of filth. Easy as that

pls kys im begging m8

>tag teaming with friends
I can never understand how people can do this

>Told them all what I expected
which is?

>noggeer
ftfy

Everything basically. what I wanted for this was to fuck the two girls alongside the tranny. And to fuck the tranny while the girls suck her off and eat each other out. Blah blah blah.

dick in ass

>and it was hot af for her too because no one treats her like that except me
Do virgins actually buy into this "beautiful girls are only used to being treated like beautiful girls" bullshit they keep mentioning on tv shows?

These women definitely pity you and rightfully so..

>tranny
>her

one takes the mouth the other the pussy
whats the problem
sometimes we fist bump halfway through and crack jokes

lol no joke

Sure they do faggot women unironically love me and i cheat on them for fun
meanwhile you cant even find one pus to fuck

Ur so cool bro. Yea bro

>feeling the need to justify yourself
>doing so by comparing yourself to the average male
Aiming high I see

I'm not gay !!!!

yeah i know
i dont get why you're trying tobe sarcastic, i really am

you're just mad you can't get laid