I'm retarded.. I can't swim tie my shoes I'm 26 no college degree about one year..I have about 1700 saved up..
Jobless and nearly homeless..
How do I get myself out of this mess and make decent money.. Was working on CompTIA a+ but I'm dumb.. I'm fit so I was thinking about prostitution but my penis is small
Evan Scott
>my penis is small >was thinking about prostitution >I'm fit
Follow this diagram, you are already ahead of the game.
Thomas Nelson
im Veeky Forums tho .___.
Jason Martinez
Do it faggot.
Hudson Carter
op just don't
Michael Allen
im big hairy and muscualar ._____. and old..
Jayden Myers
If this is true you can make a LOT off webcamming/escorting... But you're gonna have to do gay stuff.
Aaron Smith
my dick is small but im fit and hairy .___. was thinking of being a gay stripper at least at nights.
too bad the internets a small place and i dont want people to know
Dylan Miller
>But you're gonna have to do gay stuff.
That's precisely why we're trying to get him to reach trap aesthetics would rather whore myself to a butch lesbo any day.
>was thinking of being a gay stripper at least at nights.
kys
Daniel Peterson
>you will never be a cute catboi fucktoy why even live
Kayden Lewis
I know that feel bro
Dominic Nelson
>eat more semen
Brayden Martin
Do it. The gays are great. Also you don't have to reveal your face online if your body is good.
Adrian Cruz
>I'm retarded.. >I can't swim tie my shoes
Or string together a fucking simple sentence.
Chase King
Tails is so fucking hot
Hunter Hall
Source?
Grayson Hernandez
>I can't swim tie my shoes How the fuck do you swim tie your shoes?
Lucas Robinson
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Liam Ward
Why do you make this thread every day
Jaxson Bailey
We gave you a legit answer, what the fuck do you want from us.
Gabriel Hill
bro, he's a fucking video game character. Don't be weird.
Nick is the only acceptable fictional fox to swoon over.
Anthony Miller
Nick and Tails need to have gay Furry sex immediately
Cooper Roberts
im sorry..
Anthony Parker
stop..
Brayden Brown
How bout this, OP: Sell your blood/plasma Post craigslist ads saying "will move ur furniture I'm dumb and strong" Start digging through dumpsters and reselling whatever clothes/valuables/electronics you find Post craigslist ad as Professional Cuddler Go to an employment office and sign up for the first job they offer Seek out a local church for help with food/rent Literally hang outside of Home Depot with the mexicans and wait for someone to employ you in painting houses
These are some of the things I've had to do to earn cash in lieu of not being able to get a job in my liberal college town, but it beats losing weight to suck rubber dicks in front of a webcam
Justin Ward
I literally will... I am being motivated rn im writing webcomics with my transgf since im funny anything to survive
Christian King
You're not going to make decent money. You're the bottom ~10% in capability.
>I'm fit so I was thinking about prostitution but my penis is small
Size of your penis doesn't matter if you're the one that's getting fucked.
Ryan Campbell
im trying..i just finished a webcomic..
Michael Perry
>with my transgf You're doomed
Justin Johnson
Shill your webcomic OP
Ian Gray
>i just finished a webcomic kys
Sebastian Gray
cant..my gf would get mad..were in this together.. were going to draw some dimes with it..
why..
Thomas Barnes
Where do I get 500 to 1000 mg semen?
Joseph Stewart
Link to comic plz. If it's good put a crypto and PayPal donation box on ur comic site
Samuel Evans
.__. k..
Luke Robinson
here..
Owen Taylor
do it he's probably stupid enough
Easton Taylor
stop..
Elijah Martinez
>liking that fictional character is fucked up because he's portrayed in X medium >liking that fictional character is cool because he's portrayed in Y medium
Can't wait for mods to execute that normie shadowban so all of you retards are never heard from again
Dylan Walker
Stop fucking posting this already
John Miller
k..
Nolan Barnes
Give your life over to Jesus Christ
>Ask, Seek, Knock
“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.
“Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him! So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.
- Matthew 7:7-12
Ryan Rivera
I try too but Jesus can't help me...I have unfixable problems..
Cameron Carter
>shadowban Go back to r*ddit you faggot
Wyatt Torres
This
Caleb Flores
This..
Xavier Butler
I'm a socially retarded wreck with severe anxiety issues and even I made it through college and make 70k as a software developer