I'm retarded

I'm retarded..
I can't swim tie my shoes
I'm 26 no college degree about one year..I have about 1700 saved up..

Jobless and nearly homeless..

How do I get myself out of this mess and make decent money.. Was working on CompTIA a+ but I'm dumb.. I'm fit so I was thinking about prostitution but my penis is small

>my penis is small
>was thinking about prostitution
>I'm fit

Follow this diagram, you are already ahead of the game.

im Veeky Forums tho .___.

Do it faggot.

op just don't

im big hairy and muscualar ._____. and old..

If this is true you can make a LOT off webcamming/escorting... But you're gonna have to do gay stuff.

my dick is small but im fit and hairy .___. was thinking of being a gay stripper at least at nights.

too bad the internets a small place and i dont want people to know

>But you're gonna have to do gay stuff.

That's precisely why we're trying to get him to reach trap aesthetics would rather whore myself to a butch lesbo any day.

>was thinking of being a gay stripper at least at nights.

kys

>you will never be a cute catboi fucktoy
why even live

I know that feel bro

>eat more semen

Do it. The gays are great. Also you don't have to reveal your face online if your body is good.

>I'm retarded..
>I can't swim tie my shoes

Or string together a fucking simple sentence.

Tails is so fucking hot

Source?

>I can't swim tie my shoes
How the fuck do you swim tie your shoes?

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Why do you make this thread every day

We gave you a legit answer, what the fuck do you want from us.

bro, he's a fucking video game character. Don't be weird.

Nick is the only acceptable fictional fox to swoon over.

Nick and Tails need to have gay Furry sex immediately

im sorry..

stop..

How bout this, OP:
Sell your blood/plasma
Post craigslist ads saying "will move ur furniture I'm dumb and strong"
Start digging through dumpsters and reselling whatever clothes/valuables/electronics you find
Post craigslist ad as Professional Cuddler
Go to an employment office and sign up for the first job they offer
Seek out a local church for help with food/rent
Literally hang outside of Home Depot with the mexicans and wait for someone to employ you in painting houses

These are some of the things I've had to do to earn cash in lieu of not being able to get a job in my liberal college town, but it beats losing weight to suck rubber dicks in front of a webcam

I literally will...
I am being motivated rn im writing webcomics with my transgf since im funny anything to survive

You're not going to make decent money. You're the bottom ~10% in capability.

>I'm fit so I was thinking about prostitution but my penis is small

Size of your penis doesn't matter if you're the one that's getting fucked.

im trying..i just finished a webcomic..

>with my transgf
You're doomed

Shill your webcomic OP

>i just finished a webcomic
kys

cant..my gf would get mad..were in this together..
were going to draw some dimes with it..

why..

Where do I get 500 to 1000 mg semen?

Link to comic plz. If it's good put a crypto and PayPal donation box on ur comic site

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here..

do it he's probably stupid enough

stop..

>liking that fictional character is fucked up because he's portrayed in X medium
>liking that fictional character is cool because he's portrayed in Y medium

Can't wait for mods to execute that normie shadowban so all of you retards are never heard from again

Stop fucking posting this already

k..

Give your life over to Jesus Christ

>Ask, Seek, Knock

“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

“Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him! So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.

- Matthew 7:7-12

I try too but Jesus can't help me...I have unfixable problems..

>shadowban
Go back to r*ddit you faggot

This

This..

I'm a socially retarded wreck with severe anxiety issues and even I made it through college and make 70k as a software developer

If I can do it lazy fucks like you have no excuse