Crypto in class

>be 18 year old KHV friendless HS student.
>in U.S history class
>boomer teacher is talking about economics.
>he says "hey user how are your bitcoins doing" (I told him about crypto earlier this year)
>he asks how much I put in crypto.
>"1k"
>asks how much I have now.
>"35k"
>the class starts asking me tons of questions about Bitcoin.
>"do you store it on your hard drive" typical normie questions.
>tell everyone about other cryptos such as ETH, LTC, NEO.
>explain how you buy them, smart contracts, wallets ect.
>teacher says it's great I'm doing this at such a young age.
>nog in class says "damn user be getting that money, he stacked, i should buy dis bitcoin"
>roastie sitting next to me says "wow that's so impressive that you have so much money at your age"
>roastie smiles at me.
>after class some people continue talking to me, show them my block folio, some guys give me their number so they can ask me for advice.
>girls acting friendly and keep looking at me.
>hear one say "wow user is so smart"

Did crypto just make me a normie? Who knows, I might be able to make some friends, or even get a girl to like me becuase of this. How do i fuck one of these girls in my class? Surely a lot of them are impressed.

6/10 because guaranteed replies

have fun getting robbed.

you fucked up now you have to shoot the whole school

theyre just trying to steal your coins. keep them away for your own safety.

Kek.
Yes user. They will definitely let you fuck them because you have 35k.

Now you have to discuss basketball and stuff with the nigger. Not worth it

I hope you get raped by a pack of wild niggers and they take all your gains

>telling people about your disproportionate amount of money
this is nice but also really stupid

>post seems real.

Let me give you some important life advice:
>Value add
Remember it.
People that are popular or successful provide value to other humans, be it laughter, investment advice, troubleshooting-help, leadership, etc.
People that are losers drain value from others.

The golden is give more than you receive.

They're all going to hate you once the bubble pops. They're all going to blame you when their investments cut in half. Including your teacher, he'll probably fail you. You'll always be known as that guy who ruined people's lives. Good luck user

Now Tyrone is going to cut off your fingers 1 by 1 until you give him your private keys. Good job faggot.

I know this post isn't real but, anons out there have problems with girls and they'll fall for this:

DO NOT
I repeat
DO NOT
fuck girls that show interest for economic reasons. And I mean non-prostitutes.
Have money? Get a paid escort. She's there for business, rates are upfront, she'll be honest about it and that's it.

The "normal" girls looking for a goldmine? They'll rob you of your money and your will to live.

Sadly this. No survivors.

Start an investment club and have those bitches do research for you

>They're all going to hate you once the bubble pops. They're all going to blame you when their investments cut in half. Including your teacher, he'll probably fail you. You'll always be known as that guy who ruined people's lives. Good luck user

this is trie

holy shit you are a fucking faggot. kill yourself
(35k) hahahahahhahahahahah

You gon get robbed son

If they ask you what to invest in say XMR it’s the most safe. Won’t boom up 5000% but won’t die either.

Normies will see 20-30% gains in a month and be impressed so they won’t beat you up

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>The "normal" girls looking for a goldmine? They'll rob you of your money and your will to live.

2nd.

Women are attracted to wealth - you've got the next best thing, potential. I wouldn't be surprised that some roastie wants to get her hooks in you early.

Underrated post

Had me dying senpai

so true user

OP, make sure to get inside her guts for cryptoadvice and if the chads want advice tell them they have to invite you to the cool kids graduation party.

Idiot, enjoy getting robbed or jumped on

See you in 2 weeks and roastie will suck your gains out of you without you realising it.
also
>talking about crypto to normies
>talking about crypto in public
>SAYING HOW MUCH YOU'RE WORTH
oh boy, you deserve what's coming for you.

>Hand over the private keys, white boy

>roastie smiles at me.

3dpigs, not even once

>ayo, white boi! HAND OVER ALL YOUR BITTY MONEY or i fucking shoot!

"Did crypto just make me a normie," dying laughing at this one user. Good on you, go normie it up for a few years. After you realize friends are fleeting and bitches ain't shit you'll be back here around 25-30. Enjoy your youth though!

>How do i fuck one of these girls in my class?
Money. $80~$120/h. So with your current assets, you can fuck them one hour, every day for an entire year.

holy shit

ayo so when user waiting for the bus we beat his ass and take his phone i saw the blockfolio got his coins on it

>Get a paid escort.
Do escorts always have sex?

turn tricks op
double up
ice cold

If the eternal roast doesn't jew you out of all your cash, the niggers will shank you in the kidneys.

>Did crypto just make me a normie? Who knows, I might be able to make some friends, or even get a girl to like me becuase of this.

the girls are looking at you like an atm. you won't get laid though, the nigra will try to rob you first.

have fun getting robbed

I thought they just showed you around town.

Go back to Sheddit with these cringey ass posts

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Probably why there's so much school shootings in the US, dumb students who got into crypto.

Makes sense.

I graduated hs with 60k in stocks. (mostly a gift but still mine)
Never told a single person other than a gold digger in college who I had dealings with. And her only after we were finished, felt great.

Dont ever reveal your power level.

user getting dat cashh maneee

now da shit iz minee manee

this, sorry OP never disclose your gains

and then everybody started clapping

Are you retarded? This is high school those girls would fuck you for a pair of nikes

It's more money than 99% of people in HS, my profolio which is mostly NEO and ETH will be worth 100k or close to it easily in 1 year.

>go all in on some meme crypto
>either win big and retire
>or lose it all and go for highscore school shooter
its a win win

You don't have to do anything anymore, OP. Just pull your dick out and start slapping hos with it.

all he has to do is edit his balance in blockfolio and show them and they will let him fuck them

>easily in 1 year.

if u dont get stabbed to death to give up ur private key lol gl faggot

that nigger is going to rob you

are you kidding? niggers are too stupid to use crypto.

Great idea, do it OP.

And then you woke up with 50$ wearing your 3 day old your cum stained briefs

I haven't been with one. I just saw a film yesterday about one.

Mods plz ban underaged larp

Does it really matter? I was asked about my gains, I only say my gains when people ask. And I won't be robbed, I don't even carry any money on me, and there's no way someone could steal my crypto.

It's not a Larp, and I'm 18, I just turned 18 one month ago.

>How do I fuck one of these girls in my class?
Pay them in Bitcoin.

In the same place as you but with 46k. Started mining back in 2014, quit a while, then got back on. I don't disclose how much I have except to my fellow robots tho. Fuck the normies. Hope I can get to 6 digits this year.

yes, but unfortunately they are just smart enough to use a gun

Don't overreact, they are shameless sharks, and it seems you gonna have to learn it the hard way. They just have an opportunity to get things from you. Don't be a fucking beta, if you wanna fuck a whore:
> Pretend that you think she's interested in something else than your money
> Fuck her
> Never buy/give her anything
> Repeat with another one
> When going to bed , repeat I DON'T OWE ANYONE SHIT, I MADE THIS FOR MYSELF BY MYSELF, THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT, FUCK EVERYONE

And next time don't be the whiny bitch about your gains hoping for validation from people, you're just asking for modern-pajeet-assholes to fuck you

Those fucking biz normies will never learn they need to keep their gains a secret. Fucking faggot, don't forget to kys

I would never give anyone money, why does everyone freak out about not telling anyone? It really doesn't matter to me if someone knows I have crypto or made a lot of money from it at a young age, people useally find it impressive, sure some people have told me it's risky/not smart to do but that doesn't bother me.

You shouldn't have told anyone but since you have you should try to lose your virginity faggot.

>being 18 in 11th grade

You're gonna get robbed or stabbed, and it's gonna be your choice.

They want to fuck him because he was the center of attention

I'm in 12th grade, I didn't take U.S history in 11th grade so I had to take it this year.

> be me, normie HS student
> in U.S. history class
> teacher is talking about economics
> sperg puts his hand up
>"yes, spergo?"
>spergo tries to relate topic to bitcoin that does not have anything to do with bitcoin
>silence
>teacher continues with lesson
>"wow, spergo is really weird"

You better start lifting weights, buddy

I doubt it, I live in a nice area and my school is 80%-90% white. Stop being so dramatic, no one is going to kill me becuase I told them I have crypto.

>35k

Robbed most likely. Everyone in your class now knows you have $35k on your computer. They are going to skip school and break into your house when they know you aren't there.

As a HS student with no debts and expenses that started with 1k that's really good, and I haven't even been in crypto for a full year. I bet Rich 60 year old Rich boomers with 8 million in stocks would laugh at your crypto profolio.

Literally spit my drink out

nice larp lmao. you forgot to add

> Girl walks by after class, winks at me and tells me to follow her

> Follow her

> Fuck passionately on the teachers desk while the whole class watches and cheers you on

Jeez does everyone here live in the ghetto or something? And my crypto isn't stored on my computer dumbass. stop overreacting faggot.

>people find it impressive

You fucked up user

1. Idiots will ask you for advice constantly. Like think about the bottom 5% of Veeky Forums and that is the kind of person who is going to be texting/messaging you asking for the next coin that will get him 1000x gains in 24 hours. He will then ignore your advice and seek your validation after telling you proudly that he's "invested" $20 into some scamcoin.
2. Idiots who you give advice to will do something stupid, lose their money, then hold you responsible.
3. Insecure people who are poorer than you will resent you.
4. You will make yourself a target for crime. Sure it's 35k today. Tyrone is going to see a news article tomorrow about some coin that blew up and assume you now have a million.
5. You will never know if people actually like you or just want your shit.
6. People will try to get money out of you either by straight-out begging or through roastie voodoo.

The list goes on and on.

huhuhuhhu coffee all over my keyboard take my upvotes m'sir kys

Well it's not a larp and that did not happen. Does everyone think anything related to talking about crypto in public is larping ? It's more common than you think. Everything in my story is 100% true.

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>35k
>35,000
>thirty-five thousand

*breathes in*
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>the absolute state of biz

I wished I could have shown off my fake poorfolio and got bitches in HS.

kek

Wait. Are you the faggot that Larped about showing your money to HS girls before? The same retard that was insulted by pol? Are you the same guy that had an excel spreadsheet of crypto trades because he couldn’t buy as a minor? If that’s you then get the fuck out you literal autist.

>getting taken advantage of for having something other's envy
yup normie.

thats honestly only the tip of the iceberg on why you are a gigantic faggot
>sharing your crypto info with the class
>being in highschool
>larping this hard
honestly you should just kys

If they're 18 I doubt they're roasties.

>Me, the post

I used to think like you.Until one day, my nigger 'friends' broke into my apartment, and stole my safe. Taught me a lot about the world that day, and it was an expensive lesson. Just wish I could get back my old passports with all their stamps.

>ay yo nigga send me them bitcoins n shiet

>y-yes sir

>send them bitcoin cash instead

>he doesn't know most girls have sex around 15-16

user I....

Never let on how much money you have, OP. The only reason they all seem to care about you now is your money—not you.

lmao, they're being fucked by highschoolers in middle school, anyone who thinks they'll find a moderately clean girl outside of a church is fucking stupid, and probably not even then.

ITT: Something that definitely happened.

lmao get the fuck out you attention whore, you're beyond salvation, get some self respect and self confidence.