How to I wear something that shows I am into crypto without looking like a turbofaggot?

I'd love to drop a bit on a nice watch, even a fake if needed, but that could be misconstrued for just "having daddy's money." The only things I have ever cashed out for are tuition and a car, and the car already gets enough "my parents pay for everything" stigma behind it, so I'm not sure

Who the fuck cares stop seeking validation from others betamale fuck

>Wanting the equivalent of gaming merch for fucking Crypto

Truly you are the most virulent of ass cancer OP.

you don't

I also do a lot of social media management so looking the part is like 95% of it, so there's that

You really disappoint me OP.

Do you walk around letting people know you suck dick on the low?

That’s what I thought, so keep this lil secret to yourself as well.

You mean not like turbocryptofag like myself ?

If you're into streetwear, this is lit

Why is it covered in piss stains?

Have fun getting kidnapped

because its cryptos you silly newfag
>cryptos are made of shit and piss

Loyalty and Subtlety in a keychain, perhaps? Dont be a faggot bro

This is kinda cool. Im gonna buy a bitconnect shirt just because its a living meme.

>Telling everyone you're in what's supposed to be a digital mattress you put your money under

It's like you're asking to get your limbs cut off till you reveal your private key

do you live in brazil?

I would wear this lol

lol what, why would you want to do that. Just buy an expensive car and tell everyone you financed it thanks to btc. Ah and you could use a btc keychain

I would actually wear this

what car u buy?

Chainlink shirt or nothing at all. I'ma get a shirt with Sergeys face on it

you cant

wow Veeky Forums can not into fashion

The younger, the more likey people will think that.

Literally this.

This faggot will be the next vid on bestgore witnessing his dad being beheaded before having his chest flayed, ribs cracked open and beating heart pulled out before the aorta is severed all whilst still being alive and fully conscious.

(Seriously this is a real video look it up)

yeah I see no problems with advertising the coin you're holding to help get the word out

you're more likely to get killed for flashing around an iphone than wearing a fucking shirt that says funfair on it or whatever

Does someone make a shirt that lets other autists know that I'm also an autist without exposing me to the $5 wrench vuln?
go ask r/eddit. I'm sure someone has a decentralized blockchain shirt printing token you could buy.
Fuck me sideways with a rusty wire brush; the state of this board.

What size is that? Are you a fucking dwarf?

Watches are for turbo faggots.

>(Seriously this is a real video look it up)
No, I voted for President Trump and we still haven't got a wall. I don't need the spoopy dreams, user.

kek

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Google "tee shirt with a cock on it" that would be a good place to start...

L-link?

im taking this to the biz meetup in monaco

You should read more closely. Without looking like a turbofaggot.

link pl0x

kek i would wear this

I mean I get this argument, but its essentially torture and if you have money or value, people will want that, and will be more inclined to kidnap / target you if you have more value regardless.

I do not see how this can happen, stupid paranoid neet kys b4 they get then pussy

at least post the video you faggot
bestgore.com/beheading/police-torture-beheading-son-flay-alive-guerrero-mexico/

>tfw you about to get FUCKED up

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>no FUN
Shitty shirt desu

watch for the stinky linkies.

>in crypto
>not a turbo faggot
Pick one.

Is this that fucking one of the viagra cartel jacking off some guys heart?

I havent seen it but i have read a description and it looks like it.

I love MDMA but have told myself I will never do cocaine that isnt ethically sourced after watching funkytown.

I thought it was vengarl at first glance

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>Wants to dress crypto
>Not a turbofaggot already
Dress like a fucking man, damn it!

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moneylaundering.business

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3 steps in order to avoid being identified as an obnoxious faggot
>do not wear video game merch
>do not wear anime merch
>do not wear crypto merch
But since OP is a faggot, please disregard.

buy my dumb shirts! made a few tee spring shirts a few days ago

twitter.com/buyandhodlbro

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I actually bought this one a few a days ago lol Found it on amazon you nigger bitch

amazon.com/dp/B078Z6QN8L?customId=B075386ZB6&th=1

>ft
>unironically using disgusting burger units

Reddit pls go and stay go

Ree

buy UFR. make $. buy a shirt like this. look like this.

you wear a lambo

>year of the linux desktop all over again

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Wear your Ledger Nano S as a wristband.

Subtle, yet dangerous.

>not wearing it as a cock ring and doing a microtransaction to the escort every thrust

>How to I wear something that shows I am into turbofaggotry without looking like a turbofaggot?

How about just being in crypto without having to wear something to show it you autistic turbofaggot?

>living in a shit hole where you have to worry about this

Charlie Brooker wants to meet you to discuss the Season 6 of Black Mirror

bestgore.com/beheading/police-torture-beheading-son-flay-alive-guerrero-mexico/

watch it, what a thrill

Ho lee fuk that many gnar

ofc its in mexico

Buy my hodlerone shirt faggot. Or brand spoofs with cryptomemes in the title otherwise.

where did you find this i will buy it no joke

this would look good and pass the message

>"solid dev team" ha cool are you a developer?
>"n- no see I-"
>"what's solid? is that like some new programming language or app or something?"
>"no see-"
>"wait but if you weren't on the dev team for solid why are you wearing the shirt"
>"no you insufferable cunt the green color of the text and arrow in front means that the text is being "implied" as in "implying any coin has a solid dev team" or "implying a solid dev team is something that drives value in cryptocurrency" along with the picture of a smug frog the shirt is meant to emulate the style of posting on Veeky Forums.org, specifically the Veeky Forums board from early 2017 onward"

But they're a peaceful people doing jobs Americans wouldn't do. That video is an outstanding example.

you dont

god what in the fuck would possess anyone to do shit like this

hope these fuckers are tortured for all eternity

in b4 first day on internet

Why though

what fucking knife is that, it's so easy to remove

I like it

time.com/5112006/barry-honey-sherman-canadian-billionaire-murders/

If you're genuinely wealthy then you better have your own private security with you at all times no matter where you live.

This kek

life is easier if you stop caring so much about what other people think about you

where can I get this

You can wear a rope around your neck you normie faggot

Hello. I do not have autism so this would not happen to me.

I like it

>Not wearing ironic anime gear

I have a shirt with an ETH logo on it.