I'm top performer 3 years in a row. near perfect attendance this month I missed a day and was late because I took a trip to San Diego to visit a friend. 3 attendance issues this month. I blamed them on car trouble. I drive a shit box beater.
>user you have 3 attendance issues this month due to your car. >we need u to buy a more reliable car so that it doesn't affect your performance.
I say I'm broke and can't afford it.
>why not sell one of ur bitcoins and buy a new car...
mfw
Blake Wright
"Why not give me a raise or I work for a competitor?"
Brayden Harris
But OP, one of your coworker roasties who is one of the bottom performers and comes in late 4 times a week needs to get a raise. You better clean up your act or we're gonna have to let you go.
Austin Howard
they know how much I make. so the I'm broke bit didn't go over well
Daniel Young
>not coming in late every day >not laughing with the boss when he scolds people who were earlier than you for being late I love my job.
Levi Wood
exactly this.
one fukin guy called in sick 2 weeks in a row. no fucking reprimand or deductions.
I got deducted over $1k on my last paycheck cause of this.
Jayden Lopez
That's what you get for revealing your power level. Seriously though, tell them to pay you more or you'll leave. If your record and work ethic are as good as you implied, they lose that negotiation.
Nolan Reyes
Dude, you are not a top performer if they call you to a meeting over that, reprimand you and deduct money from your paycheck.
You are probably the insufferable special snowflake who believes he is the one running the whole office.
Easton Scott
I know.. those fucking zombies showing up late every fucking day. They are unable to even say good morning. I would gladly American psycho them.
Kevin Barnes
fuck off normie retard
Xavier Morris
everybody makes fun of you behind your back and calls you the autistic bitcoin fag btw
Ayden Perry
W-well see who's laughing once I get my lambo!!
Aaron Mitchell
>TFW show up any time within 30 minutes of 0900 >Leave whenever I want, usually between 1600-1730 >Can skip any days w/ 24hr notice as long as nothing super important scheduled
feels good
Benjamin Russell
If you’re a TOP man, you can afford an economy car.
If you’re valuable to them they will treat you that way or lose you.
Fairly cut and dry.
Have a great day.
Zachary Green
try getting some social skills so u can get away with shit u fuckin autist
Jacob Nelson
>field where top performer is a metric >poor enough such that car issues can be a 'believable' issue >not a field where you can easily take 3 days off I'm so confused about what kind of job you work. Bank teller? lol
Owen Parker
>having a job where attendance matters
Andrew Moore
Sounds like my old boss at my IT job
Christopher Robinson
This lmoa. Stupid wagecuck
David Lopez
what are you performing. a class act? a dance? a music show?
Benjamin Sullivan
>Not working online and reporting a huge fake income to immensely reduce taxes on cashing out
Ryder Nelson
>I got deducted over $1k on my last paycheck cause of this. Uuh isn't this illegal?. They shouldn't be allowed to take money off your paycheck for any reason
William Price
I have a job now where I get reprimanded if I go 15 mins over on my lunch. I USED TO HAVE JOBS WHERE YOU COULD DRINK ON FRIDAYS, NO ONE GAVE A SHIT WHEN YOU CAME OR LEFT (WITHIN REASON), YOU COULD WORK FROM HOME IF YOU FELT LIKE IT, AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN GO 15 MINS OVER ON MY FUCKIN LUNCH.
Cameron Ward
this. are you fucking serious op as an actual 10xer at a company i can tell you, they let me do whatever the fuck i want to keep me happy and so i dont go look for another job because they be stuck with a retard like you
