Tfw rich 80 year old mom won't die

>tfw rich 80 year old mom won't die.

Reeeee I just want to be able to move out and buy a nice house, why won't you die already. I'm an only child and I'd get 5.7 million worth of money and assets all to myself. I have a lot of ETH so my only other hope is that ETH goes to 5k, then I'd be a millionaire. I want to escape this hell.

55 year old neet??

spoiled piece of shit nigger

damn, dude. you're the one who deserves to die.

Fucking nigger OP

If you want your own mother to die, it might just be the case that you don't deserve shit.

Kindly kys, op.

-user

Honour thy father and thy mother

Hopefully she decides to donate it

I'm 31. I've had a job before but I'm a NEET now, I'd rather die than be a slave again.

have fun getting ass raped hell faggot

I hope your mom's will declares that none of her estate goes to you and that you die homeless on the street

I hope your Mom lives to 120 and then cucks you by spending your inheritance on designated shitting streets for underprivileged Pajeets.

hi op im waiting for a similar thing good luck

Get raped by a pack of niggers

>80 year old mom
>i'm 31

how the fuck is that even possible?

also, if what you said is true, you are a piece of shit unworthy of life

You will die young.

literally hope you die before your mom you ungrateful fuck

i hope she gives it all to the cat.

>80 year old mom
>im 31
kek

Enjoy that inheritance tax

>mom had you when she was 49
Is this you?

You sound like this guy I know, you fucking loser.

>it's another 'how edgy can I LARP?' for internet attention points
kys

I'm perfectly healthy shut up, some women can even get pregnet in their 50s, it's just very uncommon.

>I'm perfectly healthy shut up, some women can even get pregnet in their 50s, it's just very uncommon.

oh lawd you are confirmed autistic

I seriously hope you die before she does OP. Just kill yourself for the good of this world please.

should have just asked her if you could invest her funds after showing her your 100x gains from the past year, retard
also 200 ETH isn't a lot

Shut up fags, I'm going to be a multi millionaire soon then you will be begging me for help.

Why don't you just ask her for it? If you have good parents they will want to help you while they live.

Wishing death upon your mother for financial gain is dirty and you will pay for that. I suspect you are already payong for it.

200 ETH is a lot you idiot. Soon 20 ETH will seem like a lot.

>Shut up fags, I'm going to be a multi millionaire soon then you will be begging me for help.

I hate these retarded wojak variants but god damn if they don't fit in this occasion

My dad is a piece of shit and waited for my mom's mother and father to die so he could spend the huge inheritance my mom will get on stupid shit. Long story short, my parents are now divorced and my grandmother is still going strong at age 95. Karma is a bitch isn't it?