MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
bump
I thought it isn't possible to self-bump in Veeky Forums
GIVE ME ATTENTION MOMMY
Where the hell did you get that idea? i think there may be diminishing returns though.
I tried self-bumping one of my threads yesterday but it stayed at page 7 and eventually went down into the archive
Maybe you are shadow ban from self bumping.
gib gib gib
gib me jug milk now
stop the reddie colors mommy
Veeky Forums doesn't do shadowshit like r*ddit though. Just made an absolute trash thread here and tried to bump it but it didn't work
jeezuz
what are you invested in?
Req?
FROM THE NAPPY COMES A CRAPPY
OVER THE WALLS IT WILL GO
UNLESS MUMMY FEEDS ME TENDIES
TO HEAL MY SOUL FROM THESE PINK WOJAK NO COINER NON FRIENDIES
I self bump sometimes and it works fine.
OH A-A-A-A
GIMME GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES,
BE THEY CRISPY OR FROM WENDYS.
SPEND MY HARD-EARNED GOOD-BOY POINTS,
ON KID'S MEAL BALL PIT BURGER JOINTS.
MUMMY LIFTS ME TO THE CAR,
TO FIND ME TENDIES NEAR AND FAR.
ENJOY MY TASTY TENDIE TREATS,
IN COMFY BIG BOY BOOSTER SEATS.
MCDONALD'S, HARDEE'S, POPEYE'S, CANE'S,
BUT OF MY TENDIES NONE REMAINS.
SHE TRIES TO MAKE ME TAKE A NAPPY,
BUT SLEEPING DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.
TENDIES ARE THE ONLY FOOD,
THAT PUTS ME IN THE NAPPING MOOD.
I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT AND MAKE A FUSS,
I'LL SCRATCH, I'LL BITE, I'LL EVEN CUSS!
TENDIES ARE MY HEART'S DESIRE,
FUELED BY RAGING, HUNGRY FIRE.
MUMMY SOBS AND WAILS AND CRIES,
BUT TEARS AREN'T TENDIES, NUGS OR FRIES.
MY GOOD-BOY POINTS WERE FAIRLY EARNED,
TO BUY THE TENDIES THAT I'VE YEARNED.
BUT THERE'S NO TENDIES ON MY PLATE!
DID MUMMY THINK THAT I'D JUST ATE?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I SCREECH WHILE HURLING INTO HER EYES,
MY FOUL-SMELL BOWEL-DWELLING DIAPER SURPRISE.
FOR SHE WHO IS UN-POOPED ON IS SHE WHO REMEMBERS:
NEVER FORGET MY CHICKEN TENDERS.
DeepBrainCancer
Best thread on biz
MOMMY MOMMY HELP ME NOW
BUY MY BRAINLET BAGS YOU STUPID COW
I hate you so damn much.
Now shut up you manchildren
Veeky Forums has algorithms that can measure the quality of a thread, It must have been even worse than this one.
Not gonna lie, sadly enough this is the best thread on Veeky Forums, right now.
mmm
MOMMY MOMMY COME HERE NOW
hmm
hey guys
>posting a 10 yr old image
okay grandpa
fuuuuug