When I was a young linkie

When I was a young linkie
My sergey took me into the city
To see an oracle solution
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the ethereum network, The shitcoins and the pajeets?''
He said, "Will you defeat them?
Your demons, and all the street shitters
The plans that they have made?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the skelly moneyman"
When I was a young linkie
My father took me into the city
To see an oracle solution
Sergey said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the Ethereum network, the shitcoins and the pajeets''

Sometimes I get the feeling Sergey's watching over me
And other times I feel like I should go
And through it all, the rise and fall, the pajeets in the streets
And when you're gone, we want you all to know

We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're solving the ethereum network oracle problem, believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it

A world that sends you reeling from oracle solutions
Your oracle solutions and scalability solutions will kill us all
So paint it blue and white and take it back, let's shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear our chainlink

Dude, I was randomly browsing the chainlink slack a few weeks ago and saw the weirdest thing. Sergey and Rory were having a barbecue. Just a barbecue, nothing else. They were eating sausages. And the chatroom was full of people who were tipping left and right. And suddenly someone donated 200 tokens ($20.99) and says 'show pussy pls'. A minute later he donated 500 tokens ($44.99) and says 'show pussy'. 30 seconds later 1000 tokens ($79.99) and 'pussy'. Then, finally, Sergey stood up and flashed his pussy for a second. Then they banned him. What the fuck???

To carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're solving the ethereum network oracle problem, believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary linkies march

On and on, we carry through the oracle solutions
Oh, oh, oh
Disappointed faces of the pajeets
Oh, oh, oh
Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all
Do or die, you'll never make me sell link
Because the world will never take my link
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play our part
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scars
Give a cheer for all the pajeet FUDers
Listen here, because it's who we are
I'm just a linkie, I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who had to sing this song
I'm just a linkie, I'm not a hero
I don't care

We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're solving the ethereum network believe me
Your linkes will carry on
We'll carry on

And though you're solving the ethereum network oracle problem and scalability
Your weary linkies march

Do or die, you'll never make me sell my link
Because the world will never take my link
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
(We'll carry on!)

Do or die, you'll never make me sell my link
Because the world will never take my link
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
(We'll carry on!)

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