>be me >Really nice crypto profits >Make the mistake of telling my parents about it >Good mom: oh that's great you should keep investing >Jew dad: you owe us for every year you lived here after you turned 18 >Jew dad threatens to sue unless I liquidate my crypto and send it to him as payment for "past due rent" >Know that that's probably not legally sound but I don't want to hurt my relationship with my mom
Rip my crypto investment I guess, I know I'm a pussy but I'll just buy back in next paycheck I guess.
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Ethan King
Kill him, run away with mom to south America and bang her in pooper
Robert Edwards
Just tell them that you lost em in the january crypto crash. Your dad is an asshole btw
Landon Baker
U fuarking srs op? If you pay your Jew dad a single cent you are destined to be poor. Buy him a bottle of his favorite liquor, move out, and tell him to get the fuck over it or eat bricks
Leo Powell
>has giant pile of cytpo >doen't spend it on a hitman. user, I don't know what to say.
Chase Wright
the fuck, just move out
Gabriel Parker
>retard loses all his money
Oh no... what a shame... I will surely remember this thread in five minutes because this is such an odd occurence.
Cameron Kelly
10/10 larp, original content right.there. Gonna save that for later, thanks OP
Samuel Cooper
Your first mistake was revealing your power level; never reveal your power level unless it's necessary to deliver a decisive attack.
Chase Perez
Move the fuck out and never pay him a cent legal threat a farce
Jaxson Lopez
Dammit ur rite
Carter Hughes
But you say really nice returns, and every year after you're 18 what kind of amounts are we talking about. You are making all of this hard to believe
Zachary Bell
>you owe me money on a decision i made 18 years ago because I was horny with your mother
Yeah, no.
Blake Peterson
you beta cucked faggot he cant sue for "past due rent" if no rent agreement was made and your dad sounds like an absolute piece of shit, if my dad pulled that crap on me, i would no longer consider him family dont be a fucking cuck user honestly you sound like a pussy and your dad resents raising a spineless faggot
William Jackson
Well you’re free loading and making money while they are paying for everything. Maybe even food for you too
Parker Wood
It's illegal for him to sue you for "past due rent" because you never signed a lease with him; in the absence of a signed, *legal* lease, you owe him *nothing* (except maybe a curt "thank you" for not having you aborted). >serious advice: You have some level of anxiety or sense of duty to your family; you must abolish both of these traits, or they will hold you back. >eliminate emotion from your decision process The obvious & clear solution will present itself. >move out >never talk to your parents again
Justin Cook
Move out, i'd never talk to my father again if he pulled that shit on me.
Jayden Martin
Never change user
Gabriel Reed
So many freeloading neets
Christopher Foster
I wouldn't mind paying rent, but threatening to Sue me over it would be going too far
Jayden Cruz
>Jew dad threatens to sue unless I liquidate my crypto and send it to him as payment for "past due rent"
Firstly as if he'll go through the legal fees to do this. Secondly he has literally 0 grounds to sue. Your mom will probably side with him for now to save face but it won't permanently damage your relationship with her, she'll get over it. Keep your gains
Cameron Price
I don't why this larp has pissed me off so much, maybe because I'm down 60% and already in bad mood all week This has pissed me off just as much as actual cuck story's do You are literally on cuck tier levels of beta Is any of this sinking in? Please be a larp, I don't think my jimmies could handle this being real
Aaron Ortiz
>Dad sues you because "past due rent" >Hire a good lawyer >Go to court, act depressed and unhealthy as fuck >Dad loses because he's your fucking dad and you don't owe him shit >Counter sue for emotional damage >Win >Dad has to give you his house >Bang your mom
Easy
Samuel Ortiz
This, take the fucking house from this dude. Bitter dad's always ask for some shit back for being a dad.
John Butler
Worst case scenario you put all your money in BTC and declare bankruptcy. But yeah it would cost him more in legal fees than hed actually get from you. Jews love to use fear as a weapon, but the reality is the entire world could gang up on them and wipe them out if we felt like it.
Benjamin Garcia
Exactly. Take his house, his money, and his bitch.
Tyler Parker
Idk how would you feel if you had a son in your home since 18 and now they are like 25 and they have a lot of money. You thought you were a good parent, feeding them, housing them, basically spending money that you could’ve used for other things. You have no idea how long he had that money, so you flip out for him being ungrateful
Grayson Gutierrez
Man there’s so many kids here. It’s simple, if you’re making money or been making money when you had the ability to throw some money to help your parents, you should have. You all are acting greedy. If you live at home and work, pay some rent to help the house, buy some groceries, etc. bunch of kiddies
Landon Lewis
>pay $500 on rent >mfw that $500 would have been 50k after a yr of hodling
Nah
Cameron Morgan
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Matthew Sullivan
I used some of my crypto gains to help my dad buy a new car for work. My parents know I may have dabbled with cryptos but they have no clue. There's nothing for me to gain from them knowing.
Ryder Hill
I'm a firm believer that money should always go downwards if your parents/grandparents have plenty and don't need support.
Your father is a greedy Jew that doesn't have a proof of contract and he should stfu about sueing. At worst he could make you move out, but retroactively asking for money is a dick move.
And fuck you for being a push over beta-lord. God, I want to help people like you so much by setting you straight, but you end up being a whiny little bitch as you were.
Grayson Taylor
>tell my parents about my crypto gains >"really? good job son! keep it up" >tell them when I cash out I'll help them pay their mortgage >"no! buy your own property and build equity"
I give them money to cover my expenses monthly and help whenever I can around the house. Who here /based/ parents? I want to buy a house and not even move out. No point when you have a good relationship.
Joshua Jenkins
>son finally makes some money >Im sueing him for everything he made, so he'll never get anywhere What kind of disfunctional family do you come from that sueing you own kids seems like a normal idea? I'm certainly planning on giving my parents some of my crypto money because they paid for my college, i have absolutely no problem with contributing something. But you don't sue your own family, that's something that should be reserved for people that have seriously wronged you, things might be different in burgerland where people sue for the smallest shit i guess.
Elijah Fisher
Was on Jury duty once for a mom suing a daughter because her grandchild left a toy out that she later tripped on and broke a bone.
Bentley Wright
EASIEST BAIT OF MY LIFE
Henry Robinson
Ask him why he would deliberately handicap you when you are clearly good at this and can make money? Tell him you are aware but that you can make so much more and pay him back even more. He's a fucking filthy kike so of course he will love the prospect of more money. When you make enough, make arrangements and just vanish overnight. Leave your phone number for your mom.
Zachary Price
PROBLEM SOLVED
Juan Ramirez
>tell mum about crypto gains >she asks for her half
Hunter Allen
>Sorry dad, I just lost it all.
Charles James
>...on BEECONEEEEEEK
Isaiah Watson
fpbp
Nathaniel Sanchez
>tell my mom about crypto gains >have to pay rent all of a sudden
Unconditional love my ass. Fuck this whole gay earth
Hunter Cruz
move out - your relationship with your father has already changed for the worse
he is doing this to your family, not you
it's not your fault
Dylan Ramirez
>inb4 got baited Unconditional love does not mean allowing you to grow as irresponsible spineless faggots.
Carter Collins
>not paying rent when you become 18
Nicholas Brooks
why the fuck would you live with your parents if you have enough money not to?
Camden Brown
>you owe us for every year you lived here after you turned 18 sounds familiar to me
Ethan Davis
Do this. Outkike the smelly kike you smelly kike
Jaxson Russell
You should give them some. It's not like you worked hard to get it. Ungrateful, OP.
Camden Collins
this. i started paying rent when i started working at 15, made the transition to ""real life"" much easier to handle
Daniel Bennett
the beauty of being wealthy is, that you can tell them about it to have some peace while you trade the next 2 years, but if they decide to be jews like that you can literally pack up your things and leave without notice.
Jeremiah Allen
tfw my parents arent poor retards who need to extort their children to make the month. Holy shit this thread is pathetic
Julian Cooper
Just leave and tell your dad to fuck himself
Dominic Morris
you're a beta faggot kick that kike in his face and tell him to stuff his greed up his own ass and to fuck himself