You have 10 seconds to be as middle class as possible

>You have 10 seconds to be as middle class as possible

black lives matter

>Honey, I got a raise.

I need to get my 2.5 children their adderall so they can pay attention to their after school program. Then I need my xanax and wine.

>buy xrp at ath

"did you see that thread on Veeky Forums?"

>buys shoes maybe twice a year
>eats outside maybe once a month
>birthday special days consist of going to a fancy restaurant, but not that fancy
>private highschool but again, not that fancy

School plays
Baseball team
Road trips
Green grass in yard
Garage full of tools and toys

sunday afternoon? i'm going to mow the lawn and do a little gardening

>buys shoes twice a year
found the nigger

The worst thing about Sunday, is that you know you have to get up tomorrow and go to work.

I'm very guilty

I shop at target

My 401k has done surprisingly well this year Bob, I'm telling you, you gotta switch to some of these low-cost mutual funds.

this so much

brunch on sundays after yoga

>woman driving a SUV

>work a 9-5 wagecuck job
>go home to your 2 kids and wife
>eat shit, don't exercise, get minimal sleep
>wake up, repeat for the rest of your life paying off your 30-year mortgage, student loans, children's college, wife's spending habit
>die of a heart attack after retiring at 65

>Just put €100K in it. Lambo EOY

Found the poorfag

Just leased a 2018 honda accord guys! Only $500 a month!

you've never met a single woman in your life have you

Kek, growing up middle-lower class I can confirm this thread is accurate.

On a side note, were you all rich as fuck growing up?

>let's finance this $35k car when we only bring home $27k a year

Bonus points if it's a Porsche Cayenne and the woman driving has tied back blonde hair and is wearing yoga pants.

>crippling depression
>addiction to sugar
>living paycheck to paycheck
>limited friendships

> Go to a hair stylist
> Buy "sport" acura sedan or inifinity
> Brag about new tv
> Go on disney cruise
> Invite favorite couple over for wine and cheese date night

>I want to buy that thing but I have to wait until next week for my allowance.

i bet you've touched a vagina before. stay poor.

>On a side note, were you all rich as fuck growing up?
Kek no, why'd you say that?

this

>tfw grew up in 500k yearly household with niggerrich house flipper dad
>shit parents fucked my life up, dropped out of college with felony
>niggerrich dad looses it all during 07 bubble burst


been working a delivery job for the past few years. shits rough, got an apartment, a woman and a kid on the way. Womans got a degree but cant work until this babys outta the way. Got car payments too. Driving a pretty middle class subaru crosstrek. My shitty portfolio is 40k total capital investment, over the course of the last 3 years. Its been split 60/20/20 with stocks/crypto/forex. Total worth right now is about 340k. Only ever time ive ever taken out gains was to buy one of those fancy 1080 gtx gaming laptops, and for a 5k dental work job.

I know il be stuck in this shit existence but it could be worse. All i ever want is to be able to live on a yacht and fuck 10/10s and do cocaine forever.

fug.

>I'm not that rich.

kek look how buttblasted the shitskins get over a single word

i have no culture and tradition now im gonna eat my asian takeout and watch game of thrones oh and alexa play some bob dylan

If that's your life, I'm really sorry...

>tfw using GI Bill to pay for college and getting paid to go to school
>will graduate without student loans and money saved up
>will do everything in my power to avoid ever having a wagecuck job

>niggerrich house flipper dad
Did he not report taxes? Or do you mean he spent it on frivolous shit?

Way to miss the entire point of the thread, retard.

>I just fill the gas tank right up

Gtfo this thread nigger

Gotta love the military welfare system.

Just saved up enough money by working overtime for the last few weeks to go on a vacation to Hawaii!

>*loads Claire, Aiden, Emma, and Addison into pic related and stopping at the Starbucks drive through to order “coffee” milkshakes with 46322 separate ingredients before heading off to the mall to go shopping.

But user you're the one who got triggered because of fucking shoes

feels

studentloaners4life detected

Continue paying high interest rates to Uncle Sam. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>gas tank nearly empty
>puts in a set number of gallons
>doesn't even fill it up

>being this fucking autistic

christ you're stupid

I actually used GI Bill as well, you're just an idiot is all.

I'm using mine too and living off of the MHA. I still think it's basically welfare though.

Do you read the OP before you post? I'm gonna go with no.

>using tax payer money for your education

found the welfare queen

>be me
>currently building a mancave for me and the boys to watch college football
>crack open about 12 cold ones every single day
>the day comes, i finish the mancave
>guess what fuckers, friday night
>"honey me i invited the boys over to watch the game and crack open some cold ones"
>ok but none of your bullshit harold, bobby has soccer practice so ill be taking the van
>"ok"
>"ok"
>the boys finally get here
>show off my brand new camaro that i got because i was in the military so why not
>come in
>watch the game
>feelsgreattobeamiddleclasswhiteman


just kidding guys, I'm a lower class spic trying to make it, but i tried, whatever, have a great day

>states the obvious
>no claim to the contrary was ever made

Consider suicide, my friend.

...

Thank you for the panic attack

we wuz jordans n sheit

Thinking people that made it give a shit about "nice cars" is something very lower-middle class I see on here often.

Don't forget the part where that milf is wearing some sexy-ass yoga pants with her sunglasses perched on top of her head

>tfw I got memed into this life except don't have a wife or kids because ugly

>complains about someone taking the easy route and saving thousands
>on a board dedicated to people trying to take the easy route and make money

Half of making money is avoiding unnecessary purchases. Id say that getting a free education is a pretty good business decision. Especially considering college debt is crippling an entire generation of americans

>buy xrp

ftfy

I'm going back to school to get my masters so Mr. Noseberg will consider me for a promotion.

Excellent larp Paco

that's upper middle class, silly

>probably saved nothing because married with kids
>probably have a useless degree

All this mad. I'm sorry you're still paying off student loans. Some of us just found a loophole in the system. Add the fact I also get financial aid should make you guys even madder.

found the smalldick jelly fag

No such thing as a free education, someone is paying for it. In the case of the GI bill it’s the tax payer.

Tax payers shouldn’t have to pay for the college costs of military brats

>being this autistic

Wrong on all accounts yet again, brainlet.

American Dream desu

Holy fuck nailed it lol

this is the only correct answer everyone else is describing upper-middle class.

maybe, but the fact is it exists as an option. So anyone with half a brain who has that option to use the GI bill would be stupid not to take it.

>I don't wanna mess around with that bitcoin thing. Shekelberg Goldblatstein on CNN said its a bubble anyways. I'm putting my money in a diversified investment fund that will be locked up until I'm 65 years old and decrepit.

desu student loans are just a tax on me for being white. It is fine though because I'll be paying all $35k of them off with my crypto gains within 1 year of being out of school. Feels good to be white :)

>niggerrich house flipper dad

your father was probably a broker who helped facilitate the crisis. has this thought ever crossed your mind user?

Enjoyable post, friend

thanks harold

I bought a pair of boots and work out shoes, from NIKE. Won't expect changing them for another 4 years. Nike Lab.

What type of dog is that?

I can't afford college tuition.

>got a raise
>honey

This guy hit the nail directly on the forehead.

I just got back from work.

jesus, everything but the sugar addiction. fuck you.

>Porsche cayenne
>middle class
Try Kia Sorento

You’re confusing working class and middle class.

A Porsche Cayenne is definitely middle class

Maybe I'm wrong then, but explain to me the difference between both in annual income? I would consider working class as middle class and Porsche Cayenne owners as upper middle class or lower upper class

There’s poor, working class, middle class, and upper class.

Most people (at least Americans) think they’re middle class when they are actually working class.

A middle class income would be $150-$250,000/yr for a family of 4.

>filling his tank
>not focusing on weight reduction
Fucking diesel cucks

>wrong on all accounts

>This is the house of my dreams, it even has its own garage!

...

"I don't invest in Bitcoin. It's a scam."

A Porsche cayenne is def upper class.

>a $60,000 car is upper class


Nope

>all this schooling didnt teach you how to read so you could understand the topic of the thread

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