Anyone here who is married,.or wants to get married btfo

Anyone here who is married,.or wants to get married btfo.
Idiots, why waste your time and money on a depreciating roastie. Hookups are the best way, that way you don't get stuck with Chad's pump and dump.

her body is like a rectangle. I have a nice Spanish GF who I made insecure.

Because my wife loves me and you will never experience love with sluts.

get these vietcong sub humans out of here

>gf

normies out

Keep her around for 6 months then toss.

Who hurt you?

How do you successfully do this to a hot grill? I only do this by accident to girls when they aren't that hot.

How's Chad's pump and dump treating you?

Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free?

While waiting for my coins to moon I am working on myself. I am going to change my life. I’m not going to be a whiny, fat wang anymore. I am going to Veeky Forums to work on my physique so that once I get together with that mind-blowing girl I will be something worthwhile and she won't have any reason to find another man. Now, I only have one burning, life-changing question before I take that final step:

Which version of Doctor Who should I pattern myself after: the 4th or the 8th?

>normies out
Even autists get lucky once
>Keep her around for 6 months then toss.
I'll do my best user, she's young though so I could keep her longer.
She started it. We have a commute together so I'd always see her, probably for half a year. It was only a couple weeks ago where she started sitting near me and making eye contact. So one day I decided to save her a seat (she gets on when it's busy) so she sat down next me and I asked her her name. That's when it started. She's a a beauty too,

This girl is not asian

Sounds like you're not pumping and dumping anything, that's why you made this post. You have to rationalize your insecurities by stating this as fact. Ironically, you aren't wrong but the fact that you made this post shows that your feeling extra salty on a Saturday night while your facebook crush is out at the club posting instagram pics with popped collared chads. Sorry for your situation bro.

No, he wants to know how to make girls insecure.

>took her virginity
>chad's pump and dump
kek bitter much

Her parents in Xiagngnognagoaoa are proud tho

>dont want to settle down and find someone who makes me happy just spending time with them
>chad

pick one

Most underrated post on.Veeky Forums...like...ever

Oh, make fun of them. If you know they are insecure about their nose, make of their nose. But make it funny otherwise you're just a dick. I make fun of her butt, because I know she goes to the gym royally to squat, but I'll always say it's fat because she gets annoyed by it.

Reddit tier, who watches tv shows? Everyone should be on a pol, fit, biz tier since last year. Otherwise you're late coming reddit fags.

As a rulenof thumb, they're insecure.

The guys too, if that's your kind of thing.

>took her virginity
Sure user, and I have a $2m portfolio. Nice meme. Just because you say doesn't mean it's true.

This, women are insecure. Make them KNOW that they need you not the other way around. Don't fall for their roastie tricks, make them thing you want them to be wifey then dump them. Repeat. Go back to the ones you played for side pussy. Gg
Thank me later.

I don't watch enough tv to relate that to any tv show.

So, I guess I'm doing at least something right.

There was also one autistic moment before that where we were standing before leaving the train and she motioned me to cut in front of her but I motioned (with my hand) that she should go ahead and we looked into each others eyes for like 10 seconds and she got embarrassed and laughed. I knew after that, that if I talked to her it wouldn't be weird since she didn't seemed wierded out.

>This, women are insecure. Make them KNOW that they need you not the other way around.
Yeah that's the whole point of making fun of them.

Whatever you say friend. My portfolio isn't 7 figures yet, but when Blockport moons to $5 it will be. Good luck with your investing and finding the right girl. I hope you make it

Nice LARP

modern women are fucking garbage. pump and dump only.

Carefully over a long time. I do mentally dominate my wife though. This shit is dynamite and must be used sparingly.

girls are already insecure society has accomplished all of this for you

>everyone should be on /pol/ since last year
>calling anyone else a 'late coming reddit fag'
back to your containment board pls

No keep her around for 6 months. No longer. Donkey fuck the SHIT out of her, anal, nut inside her, destroy her. Then pass her off to white knights on here to make her a "queen".

ur dum lol

if anyone's manipulating anyone, it's she manipulating u

It's not a larp. It took me fucking 6 months to build up some courage to actually have a conversation with her because I'm fucking here everyday being an autist, nigger.
>Veeky Forums
Lol nice fucking bait, that shit riles people up because who the fuck gave birth to that shit
Alright man whatever, just sharing my experience as a commuter fag.
I'm looking for long term

Anybody nobody serious buys memes to wear, honestly. The moment I see people posting pink wojak plushies or shirts ,I'm off this board.

>Never being this happy
Aww baby's first hookup. Pls tell us more about MGTOW now that you are a big boy

Their kids look retarded.

>long term
>roastie
Leave

I have no desire for the chemical world

>Takes public transportation like a nigger

>falling for roastie tricks
Hows the soy milk user?
Getting married is financial suicide. Like I said earlier, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. These women are throwing pussy around. No point in dating and ESPECIALLY not worth wifing.

Relevant passage from the Communist Manifesto:

"THE BOURGEOISIE, wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley feudal ties that bound man to his “natural superiors,” and has left remaining no other nexus between man and man than naked self-interest, than callous “cash payment.” It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervor, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of the numberless indefeasible chartered freedoms, has set up that single, unconscionable freedom—Free Trade."

My perfect gf will want to escape with me, and it will be us against the entire world. youll see

Because the milk is children and wife you dumbfuck.

nailed it /pol/,Veeky Forums,Veeky Forums in that order. This fucking faggot was talking about bugman tier dr.who redditor trash clearly not going to make it. If you aren't lifting 3-4x a weak you are a fucking soy boy.

>Communist Manifesto
Nu-male soy cuck, go back to your women's study class.

You think your original? You sound like every other nigger out there who finally figured out how to get laid after a shitty time in high school.

You sound like every man who has gotten married to "the one" the gotten divorced five years later.

Spanish bitches are crazy

I have my car paid off, but driving more than an hour a day fucks with your psychologically and you're less satisfied with life. I pay $500 per month for my commute in spite of having a car nigger.
Mmmm, not a roastie, but ok.
I made my work create a gym for us, so I work out there everyday during lunch and during the weekends I go an actual gym to lift heavy. It's a pretty good split.

It doesn't matter how educated fit or rich you get because your dick is small and you're also short.

i got 20+ years worth of money. almost 30. live at home with my parents. i'm perfectly normal too. lived on my own for a while. all my money is in crypto so my parents thought i was poor and asked me to move back in.

mfw they pay for everything and cook me meals.

mfw i'm hella rich

>Spanish bitches are crazy
Yeah, depends on how they were grown up. She's a private school girl, so it's pretty innocent.

Found the non-rich, ugly faced lanklet skeleton

>It doesn't matter how educated fit or rich
What

I dated my high school girlfriend from when I was 16 until I was 20. I missed out on so much pussy, I vow to never get in another relationship.
Pros of a relationship:
?
Cons:
- Less sex as time goes on
- Nagging and bitching
- See friends less

InB4: your girlfriend was a bitch and mine isn't. Just wait user, I'm sure your girlfriend of two months will change.

Hookups/fuck buddies give you sex with none of the shitty relationship stuff.

women just want a pretty face, slim figure and a fat wallet, just like what men want

jelqed to 7 inches

No you soycuck. Women are the cows, sex is the milk. Fuck this board is full of idiots.

It's easier if they are single because they're just imagining, so you just step in by being aggressive and they'll comply if you meet the kind of man they desire.

if you're the kind ***

Was your mom a huge whore or something? Or did some slut hurt you? Who cares. You sound like a nigger arguing the benefits of acting like a nigger. We get that it feels good, but there's no reason to brag about being a degenerate

I really can't stand all you white knight numales on this board. Fall for the marriage meme. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Marriage isn't for everyone, but if everyone starts acting like a nigger our society falls apart.

>Never get married white man
>Never reproduce
>Jerk off to porn all day and horde your worthless fiat
>Yes, good goy

I really can't stand all you MTGOW faggot soyboys on this board. Fall for the women are terrible because they wont touch your penis meme. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Based

Yeah. There was also a study that marriage rates doesn't equal wealth. They also discovered that crime attribution doesn't equate to wealth. Why? Cuz the richest black neighborhoods had higher crimes than white poor communities, which also had better marriage rates, opposed to poor/rich black communities.

Agreed, so I'll let the low-t betas marry the women that I fill up with my semen. I'll keep fucking around and you can deal with them at their worst.
The lawyers won't get paid unless your wife divorces you user.

This

MGTOW*

What are you talking about. Sure I don't get laid ALL THE TIME but I have sex at least once a month.
Better than putting up with some roastie Chad Destroyed. Who is also most likely cheating on me with said Chad. user you have so much to learn.

>user you have so much to learn.
This is coming from the kid thats speaking to me in memes?
Top kek

I believe in you, user

Nigger is a state of mind. Like MGTOW numale faggots who would no doubt cut and run if they knocked up one of the fatties they picked up

Either you're a cuck or a virgin NEET.
Women are horrible creatures, fuck them and leave them.

The best women don't sleep with faggots like you. You get the fatties and the whores

have any of you considered open relationships? some people are built to be serial bachelors into old age, but others get lonely when they're old. so what about having a consistent companion while being allowed to have fun outside the relationship?

>Who is also most likely cheating on me with said Chad.

Knew it. This faggot got cucked when he was younger and can't get over it.

Posts like these are why I keep coming back- you guys are my type of autists

>real women
You mean roasties? Fuck user how many dicks has your gf/wife had fill her up? 10? 20?
I'm sure you believe her too when she says your the "best she's ever had".

Money ain't a thing.

I haven't been cheated on, I don't think anyways. Everyone around me has either been in a divorce though. I learn from the mistakes of my fellow man, I am trying to pass on those lessons.

top kek

lol pretty true.

so is marx mad that people are pursuing money instead of straight up faggotry

I went from contempt to empathy reading your posts. I hope you find what makes you happy, whether it's alone or with a partner. I hope if you do find a partner, it's someone you feel safe with, like you're home

Thanks user, I would like to get married in a perfect world. Sadly the world we live in is flawed, if women saved themselves more instead of hopping from penis to penis then maybe. Sadly I can't think of women with small sexual histories.

Great lessons for some Aspy teen maybe, but there are actual adults here. You aren't an alpha Chad just cause you don't call your tinder dates back when they turn out to be ugly in person. The first time a truly hot girl shows interest in you, you'll be falling all over yourself to see her again.

user there aren't truly hot girls. Unless her sexual history is 3 guys or less I'm not interested.

god asians all have man jaws and boy bodies no wonder their men prefer cartoons

Jesus can you project harder

I hear you homie - I watched my parent's and multiple friends' parents get divorced. What upsets you personally about a longer sexual history? There's definitely women who manipulate and deceive men through sex, and I don't condone that but I know a lot of men who do the same. I also know a lot of people who just have sex, keep things very honest and low-maintenance and safe, and go about their lives. Do you think a potential gf worries over your sexual history?

The hotter the girl, the fewer hookups she's had. Unless she didn't have a good father figure. You might not find some perfect virgin, but you can find a girl who has only had a couple long term relationships

one question:
was she a virgin when you two got married?
if not you're officially a cuck

I want a woman with 3 or less sexual partners. I like feeling special, I don't want to be the 15th guy who's fucked her.

>settling less anything less than 1
user stop moving the goalposts, a little shit is still shit

A cuck is a man whose wife sleeps around. That's why it's an insult, he is too emasculated to keep her in line

That's certainly feasible. Nothing wrong with holding out for the perfect girl.