jery buy bitcoin
Modern seinfeld
John Gomez
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Josiah Clark
fuck off jew
Julian Torres
>50 YEARS AGO WED HAVE YOU UPSIDE-DOWN WITH A MOTHERFUCKING FORK UP YOUR ASS!!!
>NIGGER NIGGER!!!
Elijah Harris
What's the deal with bitcoin? Where am I going to put these coins? Do I deposit them into vending machines for chips? I don't even like chips!
*audience's lungs burst through their chest from laughter*
Matthew Nelson
bump
Ayden Sanders
Constanza seems like the buy high sell low type
Matthew Richardson
Kramers profits 30x during a pump and dump but he can't sell because his wireless mouse stops working
Luke Butler
So i ordered some bitcoin on an exhcnage called mt goz the other day. I waited weeks for it to get to my mail but i realized that it doesnt exist. Its a wazy its a woozi its fairy dust. Oh well, at least i didnt take out a second mortgage. Then o realized... Wait i did tske out a loan. So i called up mt gox and a policeman answered. Theyre saying that mt gox is no more.
So im sitting there without any bitcoin, up the ass in debt and now the loab sharks are coming to get me. Bitcorn is racist!
Carson Richardson
Kek, I imagined it
Mason Hernandez
Isaac Carter
> george: hey jerry i just went all in on confido. I got a good feelin about this one!
Connor Phillips
>this thread
Luke Sanders
>ITT people who never watched Seinfeld
First season had some episodes with plot relating to stocks with buy high sell low
Parker Robinson
I can tell you watched a lot or seinfeld
Luke Turner
*kramer storms in*
> kramer: hey jerry let me tell you the investment of a lifetime. Its gonna make you millions in two years
> jerry: oh yeah? This better not be about bitcorn. I already lost my money in that.
> kramer: wut huh? No bitcoins for old people. Im talking about Chainlink. It solves the oracle problem
> elaine: oracle problem? We had that in the office the other day
> kramer: no no its a token. Its gonna change the world. I just bought 100k
> elaine: youre crazy
> two years later
> kramer checks his computer
> kramer: waaaaaaaaowaaa ahahahah sweet jesus on a cracker. I finally got a piece of that pie.
> kramer walks down the street with his pimp jacket throwing dollars in the streets
> kramer enters the bank and smugly gives the teller his bank details
> kramer: yep, im a milionaire. I can take you to aruba tonight baby. Follow the money! Wowza
> teller: sir, we cant accept this. Internet money is no real money.
> kramer: my money!!
> kramer runs out and picks up the dollars he threw on the ground
> seinfeld theme plays
Gabriel Ross
great
Isaac Walker
not bad actually
Wyatt Brown
Of course it is. Im larry david
Jaxson Sanchez
Pretty good. Pre-tay pre-tay good.
Dylan Hernandez
Nah, George goes down with the ship
Benjamin Scott
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Ethan Cook
Buys high sells low. FOMO'ed lul
Xavier Davis
>IT'S BITCOIN GOLD JERRY, BITCOIN GOLD!
Samuel Reed
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