Veeky Forums 101

Some of you goyim are alright, I'll give you some tips:

1) Never listen to the FUD and FOMO on biz.
2) DYOR.
3) Have a large percentage of your portfolio in ETH and BTC
4) Don't fall in love or date women. Most are roasties. Treat them like shitcoins pump and dump.
5) If you're not daytrading don't check your Delta or Blockfolio every five minutes. Even though you want to.
6) If you're from Reddit leave.
7) Don't listen to any of the white knight numale soycucks on the board. You will lose money. Low T = Low gainz.
8) Sage Nujack posts.
9) Buy high, sell low.

How much BTC to get a little dog like that?

>3) Have a large percentage of your portfolio in ETH and BTC

At this point I knew I could disregard everything

10) Learn how to code and make your project

There's so much money in the space it's ridiculous

You're a fucking idiot. We both know those are the only two coins the normies know about. Thus they will continue to go up. BTC not so much but ETH is going to moon for a long time.

This too.
1 BTC = 1 doggie

Do you understand position building at all or are you just one of those Brainlets who thinks "oh imma buy this coin" and just goes 100% in with a market order?

>3) Have a large percentage of your portfolio in ETH and BTC

no fanks

>3) Have a large percentage of your portfolio in ETH
Ok, seems reasonable
>and BTC
Almost fell for it

10) Don't fall for Jewish trickery.

11) Don't believe the LARP. 99.9 of stories on her are either bullshit or so far from the truth they are false.

1) Immediately FUD any coin that you buy.
2) Always take Veeky Forums's advice.
3) Have a large percentage of your portfolio in LINK.
4) tfw no crypto gf
5) Don't ever leave your blockfolio shut for more than 10 minutes.
6) Go to reddit and shill your shitcoins.
7) Listen to the normalfags and Chads. You will make money. High T = high gainz.
8) Bump Brainlet posts.
9) Buy high, sell high.

>link
Nice meme

nigger when you are poor and dont even have 1btc, im not holding eth or btc. I have to play with the alts and shitcoins.

>3) Have a large percentage of your portfolio in LINK.
I see you're a business insider as well

Stop being poor

Stinky Linkies and retards are the two worst groups on biz.

you want to be in low risk established coins during a bear market

>make sure you ignore any criticism of crypto, no matter how valid. You need to keep pumping your fiat in.

>9) Buy high, sell low.

Nigga, no coin is low risk. If you want low risk go to an ETF of bonds.

Exactly, they don't understand user. The soy has gotten to their brains.

we're obviously talking about "safe" in the context of cryptos
BTC plunged 30% during the last dip, but random shitcoins fell by 70%+

10) Dont disclose your gains IRL

and that concludes the tenants of Veeky Forums

This too, unless you're trying to fuck a roastie. Roasties love wealth, make sure to nut on her tummy and not inside of her.

Not worth the roast
Either lie about your net worth being low to girl you consider worthy
OR
Fake big money to PnD a roastie

Fake money works too.
Just don't fall for her roastie tricks. Fuck her, anal her, dump her.

>4) Don't fall in love or date women. Most are roasties. Treat them like shitcoins pump and dump.
This.
About crypto dunno.

*) No matter what moment you are in your life, get your sperm frozen and get a vasectomy... And don't tell your partner so she can't "claim you knocked her up"

very-very solid advice list lol

i really want to disagree with 4) but not even sure if i should.
the rest is definitely on-point

>6) If you're from Reddit leave.
>3) Have a large percentage of your portfolio in ETH and BTC

In ETH I agree, but btc is a fucking dinosaur with no purpose.

buy fud sell shill. beware when reverse.

sauce pls

Btc is cheaper and faster than eth and the emote network doesn't get shutdown because of fucking kitties