Would you suck dick for $30 billion?

I'd suck the guys balls and give him a rim job for 1% of that

...

I would suck a dick for free, if the guy is old or ugly I'd do it for >100k

I will never have 30 billion so I guess not :(

30 billion i would polish that dick and swallow you bet ya

i'll pay to suck dick

for $30 billion i'd even suck it for free

Id suck a dick for 5 btc

Nah. I'm not a whiteboi aka inherit faggot

i would drink pee and eat shit for 30 billion

id do it for 100k
but id fucking suck that dick so good it would be over in less than a minute.

OP that's a dumb question anyone would do that, here is one that actually makes you think: What is the LEAST amount of money you would suck a dick for? (let's say it's a guy your age and he has no stds) For me, would probably have to be at least 10K.

For $30 billion I'd take it up the ass, swallow, spoon all night and do it all again in the morning.

Also this

Money is fake. It's just green paper with images of free masons printed on it. I wouldn't even hit a puppy for $10 trillion. It's literally just printed green paper.

id do it for 1 btc at this point desu

I would suck a dick for a Big Mac

enough to cover a VEN node

I'd let you jizz in my mouth and swallow it for 1 million

Twice

I do so everyday

Hello Sergey

depends if other people will find out

depends who the dick was attached to.
my own? yea.
Some stinky pajeet. Nah.
Someone with STIs nah.

who wants to suck a dick for 0.1 ETH

Let them find out.
If I was driving a lambo and they're driving vauxhall astras I wouldn't really care what other people think. They're just jelly that they didn't suck it.

how long would you have to have it in your mouth? 5 seconds? until he cums? 20 seconds? irl I'd charge an exponential amount per second dick in my mouth. If it were until he comes I don't think I could do it

I would suck the shit out of it for 1 million dollars

I've paid to suck a tranny hooker's dick, so yes.

you didn't read the post I was responding to

300 billion??!! you could literally put it all into bazinga coin and still struggle to spend what's left of it for the rest of ur life

That's too much, I would only pay $20 max

Yes

I would eat ass for $30

> (OP)
>I've paid to suck a tranny hooker's dick, so yes.

Stop posting about tranny dick over and over.

Ok that's what you like but nobody else wants that shit so FUCK OFF!

without a doubt

Would you put blowjobs in a dick sucking ponzi where the dividends are blowjobs and you can cash out in blowjobs?

Yes! Feed me boipussy

It's been scientifically proven that the more you deny cock it the more you want it.

Literally everyone is talking about bzc now faggots

you would suck on a cock until it comes for any amount of money? nigga you gay as shit

Already sucked one for free. It was basically like sucking my own except more annoying. I dont know how girls deal with it.

faggots on 4 chinz nothig new

I sucked cock yesterday morning.
I paid $30

Nah. Homosexuality is a sin in my culture.

I would suck that dick so fast user, I would pretty much do anything for that $30 billion. And I mean almost anything, probably let a guy ass fuck me for just one billion for fuck sakes op, $30 billion to suck a dick, that is easy money

> (You)
>It's been scientifically proven that the more you deny cock it the more you want it.

No. It's scientifically proven the more you put your mind on it you want it.

So FUCK OFF

When I keep thinking of trap penis and fucking one, god damnit.

I suck dick for free.

So we've established you guys are cocksuckers, now it's just a matter of price,

deny it?
fucker, read my post
I sucked cock and didn't even need that $10
poor fags wont understand but $10 ain't nothing..

I don't.
I keep thinking of living on a secluded island without any people.

>no people
big mistake...
who's cock you gonna suck then retard?

yes

I don't have $30 billion. And I can suck dicks for free anyway.

I unironically don't think I'd ever suck dick for money. It is unnecessary and gay af.

Veeky Forums please

i would dig up my grandmother who died in november and suck the corspejuice out of her maggotfilled asshole for 1M

this 30 billion here say otherwise....
chop chop

...

This is why I come to this board.

this

This also.

i would do unspeakable things for that amount of money.

Speak about them pls.

Hard mode: Would you kill one of your immediate family members for $30 bil?

Impunity?

>do unspeakable things
SPEAK THEM NOW!!!!
that shit must be hot as shit
not much time left user....
speak about them FFS!!!

Would you let John McAfee shit in your mouth for 1 million?

Yeah. If you say you wouldn’t, you’re a faggot.

*WIPES MOUTH*
would I?

die finally, John

that german?

you can bet you irish son of a dog

Would you suck a vagina for $30 billion?

i would floss my theeth with his hammock every night for the rest of my life for 1m

You are a talented shitposter, friend. God bless your gains.

sick fuck

Cants spell inherent, confirmed for dirty nigger.

fuck no

Nope

Bitch I would so do ATM for thirty packed gaylords of Benjamin Franklin's beautifully judgmental mugshot.

No, really, $30 billion is 30 pallets filled, 40x40x40 inches in volume, of $100 bills. I'd suck a football field of cock in an evening if I could have such a pile tax-free after!

Yep and then I would save crypto.

I'd suck a dick just for the nutritional value of the load I'd swallow

That's just gay.

You've obviously never tried your own cum before. It's pretty gross.

I would suck 30 dicks for 30 billion.

A billion a piece, plz :0

To quote Sergey at his last convention.

>i'd suck 30 billion dicks for 1 dollar.

>You've obviously never tried your own cum before. It's pretty gross.

I'd do it for 1 Eth

EOY it'll be worth $30 billion anyway