Be me

>be me
>buy bitcoins early on
>cash out, buy a tesla mememobile
>out with friends
>meet grill, tells me she writes erotic fiction
>she suddenly needs a phone charger
>I have one in my car
>she comes with
>omg user, is this yours?
>yeah, want a ride?
>omgyes.jpg
>0-60 in 6 seconds around the bar
>park
>try to kiss her
>oh user... I thought we were just talking
>week goes by
>friend sees me
>tells me the grill was turned on by my car
>tells me the grill is writing an erotic story about a guy who owns a tesla
>mfw cucked by my fictional self

Are you physically attractive? Work on your body and your style, pal.

YOU fucked this up
She was into you
But you tried to kiss her as soon as she got into your car
Don't be a fucking creep next time

Too eager.

If she gave off the right signs it wouldn't be a bad move to go in for a kiss. (chances are she wasn't giving of the signs since OP got rejected tho)

sorta
I waited til the end of the ride
she kissed me later but wouldn't do anything else. then I found out about the story.

>he went in for a kiss when he wanted a kiss not when she wanted a kiss
>he thinks hes not a creeper

kek

Can you mine crypto on a Tesla?

Geniunly curious

>wow you own a cool car
Ok time for a kiss

you can but I've never tried it. the gpu itself in the car isn't accessible. you can hookup a computer though.
you joke but picrelated.jpg is basically her. she bangs black guys. she was texting one earlier in the night but he wouldn't show up.

Stop thinking about it, mate. It's just one woman.
You probably rushed it too much. How long was your whole encounter?
>sorta
Step up your game.

>i gave you a 30 seconds ride in my car, can you be my girlfriend now?

this is some high tier autism

couple hours. I've seen her since and we joke about it. I shop at nordstroms/uniqlo and workout at a gold's. I could get back into the gym a little more seriously though. I'm not too worried, I just found it bizarre that I actually cucked myself.

There's your problem you dont go in for the kill after a couple hours unless you're both shitfaced.

>0-60 in 6 seconds
How much did that slow piece of shit cost you any way?

i kek'd

good post, would kek again sir

dodged a bullet on that one

>there is an alternate universe where this is all it takes to go to the next level

>oh user I thought we were just talking

We were. We're kissing now

It's that easy you sperg

>I thought we were just talking
18+ only website

Grab some thigh some ass something to let her know where it's going before u just try to kiss her u autist

Wait a minute I know a girl that writes literotica and has a car story...is she Latina user?

Gr8 b8 m8
?? alternate universe ??
You mean in fucking highschool

It seems only you and me know that 0-60 in 6 seconds in a new car isn't impressive at all. 5 year old sporty suvs can do that

Op killed him self huh