Veeky Forums Roleplay: You're Carlos Matos

Describe your regular day. Greentexts, go!

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>be me Carlos
>wasu wasu wasu
>my wife asks to see dollars on the table
>go to bank to get dollars
>on the street people screaming BITCOONNNEEEEE-
>wasu wasu
>all groovy
>mfw BCC worth 10$
>wife is going to dump me
>wasu wasu wasu

>Hey hey hey

>What am gonna do?

>wake up in NEWYORKCITYNEWYORK

> I'm making over 100, I mean 1400 dollars

> on an EVERY DAY BASIS

but is he anymore?

Hey hey hey

>wake up
>MOM where are the gosh darn tendies

> Umm mmm no no no

What's that? mm mm NO NO NO!

>Soyboys BTFO

Wake up
My wife still doesn't believe in me

>Wake up, "Holy shit life is wonderful!"
>Morning Mood = ecstatic
>Afternoon Mood = ecstatic
>Evening mood = ecstatic
>Go to bed euphoric after a beautiful day of no negative thoughts at all
>Dream sweet dreams

>wasu wasu wasu wakeup
>it's 6AM HERE IN NEW YORRRR
>no need for an alarm
>sit bolt upright
>BEEECOOONNEEEEEEEEEEE
>my wife starts crying again
>she-think-ita-scam
>give her one last BEEECOOONEEEEE before i leave
>go to the convenience store to pick up milk
>people walking past shout BEEEECOOONEEEEEEE at me
>i shout BEEECCCCOOOONEEEEE back at them
>happy as fuck
>buy milk and smokes using up 0.00001 BCC
>they stopped accepting dollars a few weeks ago
>things are not as they once were, no no no
>financially independently get a cab home
>sneak up the stairs
>at this point i am coming in waves
>place my face next to wife's ear
>BEEEECOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

loud kek

hearty kek thanks user

Carlos had a career in music theatre that he gave up to crypto trade
twitter.com/CarlosMatos80/status/956722629414739968

There's probably video of his old performances

unfortunately a fake account, but a good memorial for sure.

>no need for an alarm
i work in an open space, almost lost my shit in public

>he didnt see the video posted yesterday

>be me Carlos
>wasu wasu wasu
>getting prank called everyday by kids yelling "bitconeeeeeeec" on the phone

my sides

>he doesnt know that was taken from an old video on his youtube channel