>went to discuss my business idea with my Marketing professor who I really liked
>I told him about my idea to start a renewable energy company after class today
>he asked me about the plan and business model
>I told him that India has a ripe territory for renewable energy and I think we can make some money there
>He asks what the business model is
>I tell him, Professor, we can clear out some land near the major cities in India for a low fee of $4 per hour
>Then we build a large circular metal handle for people to hold on to
>Professor asks me what the circle of metal is for
>I tell him sir, it is to hold onto while you poo in the field
>He choked on his coffee
>He looks at me weird
> I tell him sir, we can collect the field of poo every day and make fertilizer to sell at Home Depot
>I ask him if Home Depot would be interested
>He says I am racist (wtf??) and asks me to leave
>I don't want to go to class on Friday anymore
>what should I do?
Went to discuss my business idea with my Marketing professor who I really liked
Ok cool
Drop out of school
contact Elon Musk
We're gonna need a diagram of this, OP.
I honestly tried my best. Do you think I will be expelled?
wow
This.
Omg. How can someone be this autistic?
preddy gud idea bro. send a letter to peter thiel
I laughed, good shit, I hope it wasnt pasta. My pneumonia doesnt like laughing.
kek
kek, well done user
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I dont think home depot needs 500billion tons of fertilizer every day.
Are you serious dumbass?
>has white paper
>marketing advisor
>only /biz knows about this project
invest or be poor your whole life
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careful they don't summon a demon as they chant for bobs and vagan
Forgot to ask, when are you releasing the erc20 token? How much do you need to raise? COnsidering its $4/hr for clearing the fields Im guessing you should raise $2m half for you and the rest of the management team, 25% for the shitdozers, and the rest to hire a few thousand pajeets.
I honestly just don't want to get expelled. My professor is from Katmandu (sp?) and I thought we had a good connection. I think I will skip my class on Friday and call in sick
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whens the ICO for your company? I demand priority to buy 100k
I thought human excrement wasn't that useful for fertilizing?
also it can carry parasites etc as well from what I heard. You'd give the 56% some sort of super worm/disease or something.
forget the field idea.
you just need a vehicle that cleans the shitting street. similar to a combine, but for shit.
10/10 whitepaper, wouldnt be surprised if weiss ratings give your coin an A.
Your story started saying “renewable energy company” then changed to fertilizer hmm
I AM REALLY CONCERNED HERE WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT I GOT KICKED OUT BECUSE OF THIS STUPID SHIT.... like really!?
You can't use human poo as fertiliser because it spreads human specific diseases
>compost shit for ~6 months (this is about how long a composting toilet takes
>during that time collect methane from the shit for energy
Wait, fuck. That's just a regular sewage treatment plant.
it sounds like to me that your professor is going to steal your idea. I'd take out a loan and start right away if i were you