***BZZZT***

***BZZZT***
***BZZZT***

*accept call*

H-h-hello...

*turns phone off*

>PUMP IT

I on vacation!

*answers phone*
P-please make it stop

i-is this the call that saves all crypto currency?

...

WE’RE IN YOUR HOUSE (parent’s basement)

BOGG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU SAID GAINS
I WAS LOYAL
WHY????????

Who is that guy? Can i get a quick rundown on him?

Hello yes sir mr bogdanoff sir they make the banning crypto today. Dump it sir

Hello.

>Everyone's connected, sir.

He is the puppet master controlling the whales and discords.

Has a vendetta against Veeky Forums. Not sure why (though there’s a rumor an user shat down his chimney, thusly starting the forever war).

The worst part?
> There’s two of him

Is it true that he get a kick from seeing somebody suffer?

Initiate Crab-16.

***Decline call.***

Probably. He’s the crypto-Soros.

>two

Common myth user. Your pic is what happens when the Bogandofs fusion dance.

This is literally a character from Jojo
Is reality even real anymore?

>HERRO!?

...

...

dump it hard.
and then dump it again. make them hurts

Yes Gritchka, I will not sell. Test me.

...

Who are these freaks and why are they important all of the sudden?

AAAAAAAA BEE BEE GET THIS BEE OFF OF ME

How new are you and why are you here all of a sudden?

lmao
>Bogged

*BANG*

are you asking for a quick rundown?

Can someone please tell me who the fuck this guy is? I don't get it. Why the fuck is he always on the phone

>sudden
You're a year late

Yes I need the quick rundown on these two.

...

>”oui monsieur commence le dumping”