/suicide/ - Suicide General

Now that it came to this, let's discuss our suicide plans, tips and tricks for incoming weeks. To the Heaven!

UK fag here, how difficult would it be me to get to the US and blow my brains out? No guns here and on a budget as well mind.

Suicide is for cowars

Allah subhana wa tala has promised hell for those who commited suicide

Neck urself sandnigger

Punishing someone for suicide is the most idiotic thing for any divine being to do.

Easy mode: lay facedown with your neck on the train tracks. Quick and painless.

God mode: get some cheese wire to hang yourself with. Super glue your hands to your head. When you jump, the cheese wire will slice through your neck and anyone who finds you will think you ripped your own head off

Hey Veeky Forums, /pol/ here. We all knew this was coming, but we're not going to waste time with "I told you so's" until later. We only ask that if you're going to an hero, can you at least try to take out a filthy fucking globalist on your way out? The higher up on the chain the better. K thnx, we'll leave you to your despair now.

What happens after I fuck my 72 virgins? Will more virgins appear? Do they even have personalities? Were they humans from Earth? Is Islam just a ponzi scheme by Muhammad so he can fuck his best friends 10 year old daughter Aisha?

Imagine you are dead and the price goes back up even higher than it ever was. Now that would be a double whammy, wouldn't it? And you couldn't even kill yourself a second time.

Why use a gun when you can just use an exit bag?