I Spent $99 to Buy His ALTA Report

>imgur.com/a/7sqSk
You're a fucking legend user.

Many thanks based bro good luck in your endeavors.

thx!
what happened to p10-p36?

When will this meme die ? It's easy to make a 10x, but 100x and more is something else

>imgur.com/a/7sqSk
thanks brother
it reads like a fucking horoscope

click load 26 more images at the bottom.

you're all welcome, anons.

Well he's still not wrong though, February 15 bitcoin price = 13,888

He called that during the bullmarket

wow Ill make sure to post the next one

Ok how about this in hes latest report, out in December
He wrote "expect a dip in or around the 13th of January"
"Expect the market to take off in the end of February"
40k Bitcoin in spring.
Now KYS when this comes true

please do when it comes out

Thank you, user!

So pretty much we have a full month of this boring nothing happening shit

Is this guy making lucky calls or he actually has some kind of pool of data, statistics, and research to back up his claims?

Ack!

One of Clif's bits is about how the sun leads planets, which trail in a corkscrew fasion within the wake of it.

He coded a predictive linguistics program that highlights language trends on the web to make predictions

Thanks dude today op was not a fag

really appreciate this fellow user! may the universe richly bless you for keeping the spirit of the old internet alive!

Wow. Does he write on page 10-11 about crypto being blocked on a social media site?

So what does he think about XRB. The coin that went from like 30 cents to 30 bucks in the span of like 1 month.

By the way thanks for the report OP.

Crocodile Teeth! Supporting data sets! Accretion pattern!

TLDR what coins is he shilling

Pg. 14
My nigga bullish on crypto "advertising tokens".

Confirmed: BAT to 9k by EOY.

if you guys like Clif you'll love Jim Willie

here's some of his free articles and interviews
goldenjackass.com/main5.html

got it.
thanx very much dear sir or madam!

You better start believing in wuwu. Clif is legit.

The webbot spiders collect the data, it is his programming of the model of modelspace which assigns linguistic values. Processing is intensive. What he looks for is novelty in trends, understanding that psychic humans prepare themselves for the future. Data that has date or time value references is rare.

Almost every coin is going hyperbolic according to clif

I just read through the papers. This is retarded, just some crazy old guy making stupid predictions literally anyone can do, he's already been wrong many times

>hivemind Veeky Forums will suck the dick of any person on YouTube that has a good amount of subscribers and buy any coins they shill
>oh shit look the coin really did go up after the video was made
>wow that guy is a genius coin predictor we should buy his reports
>wow this guy is so genius I am going to trust every word he says from now on

No he's not legit, fuck off pajeets.

P.S

He is but no need to tell everyone here.

even in this scenario, wouldn't it make sense to trust his reports? I mean if you enjoy making money.

You should not have done this. Poor people should not have access to this information.

8k bottom ok, not hard, everyone know it
8k bottom it is.
you know it i know it your grandma knows it
8k bottom then up

(if you sell at 7850 go fuck yourself)

agreed

the secret is out

activate code 47b

If you do not know what this means youve already lost.

Delete that report NOW

>Silver will listed a "strategic resource

Can someone make a quick rundown? I am at work and can't read atm. Thanks!

tl;dr just buy zrx neo omg hpb

>I wish some rich user would pirate them for us though

he thinks you need to be rich to spend 99 dollars.
Fucking what are you even doing????
If you can't afford 99 dollars, you should not have 1 fucking cent in crypto.

where does he talk about any of these?

Does master Roshi accepts crypto payments?

very much appreciated

I only read up to pg 14 where he confirmed BAT was gonna make me rich.

old man winter is never wrong!

youtube.com/watch?v=C7nrLkUEhPI
>tldr

>Literal hour long tldr

TLDR for the TLDR?

I think you can literally read faster.

Say someone is just starting out and they are going to invest $5000, a reasonable amount of money. Why would they spend 2% of that on a report that could be absolute rubbish when there is so much free information?

>TWYL
Trade while you learn.

Yes.

this is some sam hyde paradigm shift type shit

That's it im buying wtf he is a fucking oracle.
Fucking Powh and shadowfork

I have full confidence in Clif.
All the best stuff comes from Veeky Forums to me. All of it. Even though 99.9% of time I have to dig through mountains of shit I end up stumbling upon some of the best gems of truth. Clif is one of them, no doubt about.
I express my utmost gratitude to you fags who have showed me this man.

thank you sir, this information arouses me greatly

This. True Veeky Forumsraelies follow Clif and are buying up the BTC dip.

Also I have to add, start doing the hydrogen water thing he talks about.
That shit is fucking golden. I no longer have any problems waking up in the morning.

...

>buy coins low
>shill coins in newsletter using gobblydegook space language
>subscribers buy those shilled coins
>shilled coins go up
>sell high
the genius of Clif "buy low, sell" High

It's absolute 100% total garbage nonsense. Here's two of those "data set analysis" bullshit they put out in 2009:

ufile.io/bg5bj
ufile.io/tcai2

100% retarded nonsense, created only for the purpose of making them some money. That's all it is.

...

see: for more retarded crap.

We know jews did 9/11.
It's okay JIDF, you can leave now.

Any chainlink info in this ?

Do you dumb pajeets even read what you're saying before you type it?

- $100 for a newsletter when literal pajeets are charging 60x that
- he doesn't normally shill coins unlike that pbc pajeet he says some coins are interesting to him but otherwise he tells you where the general market is going

finally:
- he lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere and is retired. he's made all his fiat money for his lifetime. he's just being based as fuck to warn you guys in case there's capital flight you shouldn't be the last ones holding fiat

fuck you fucking pajeets literally shooting a gift horse

MODS WE NEED FUCKING FLAGS

flags on this board would make biz 1000% better

It's like reading the mad ramblings of a homeless guy. He might be right but his way of writing is plain strange.

Those who have it in them already know.
Don't cast pearls before the swine.

PLOT TWIST: the shitposters are Australians false flagging

>ripple part
Kek

leaking cryptocue signals
pastebin.com/0e2mU6zd

Computer says buy.

Dollar death... ash death, what the fuck?

That's neat, I imagine hedgefunds and shit do similar things

SUPERPOWER BY 2030
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??

I work in tech and text mining is a very common and practical approach in many companies.

I've never seen someone fudge up the data so thoroughly in my entire fucking life.

If this man knows what he's doing then he's taking us all on a proverbial ride. There's nothing scientific about what I just read jesus fucking christ.

People dicksuck that coca cola kid and all he does is write nonsense riddles. Still have strong doubs about how his program can supposedly predict years ahead about issues not existing right now.

he grew up on an army base and his parents were inteliigence officers so his early language development was intel speak

this nigga shilled me into KMD and now Im down 50%
THANK YOU BASED CLIF-SAN!

This makes me want to read Foundation again, thats some psychohistoric shit right there

>I work in tech mining
Doing Google search in Mom's basement?

Exactly, it can't. That's why the NLP data mining community isn't 100% balls deep into crypto.

Look at it this way, find the top 10 valid techniques for text mining and compare the QUANTIFIABLE OUTPUT of your techniques to the bullshit this charlatan is spreading.

Real NLP engineers laugh hard at bullshit like this

> tech mining
holy shit are you a literal retard? it's text mining for text. as opposed to data mining for fucking data.

If you want to read tea leaves with a bald pajeet scammer be my guest but don't shoot the messenger who's only telling it how it is user

Isotopes?

this is some good shit, thanks for sharing my man

Is Text mining useful for Crypto trading?

Companies/celebrities/politicians use it to design their ad campaigns. Sure they can be used for many other things too but I've never seen it used in crypto before.

fucking sick thx user

Guy literally sounds like a paranoid /pol/ overdosing on /x/. Dude can't say a sentence without ranting about shit that would make /pol/ embarrassed.

>Good shit
Nice science fiction

It's entertaining at least. His writing reminds me of Nick Land's more psychotic works.

Normies money in crypto are mostly driven Shill, FUD and FOMO. If he knows what he is doing, it isn't retarded to believe in what he has to say

REEEEEEEEE THIS PAJEET IS SHILLING HIS BAGS

/pol/ veteran here, Gandalf should have stayed away from politics.