How's mommy's special little guy doing today? Did you make more Internet money, sweetie?

kys

B-but user, she could get pregnant!

Why are mommyposts so comfy, bros?

Why then you'd have a little sister or brother, honey! Don't you want that? Somebody to play game box and eat chicken tenders with?

Your real mom is a cunt and you need a replacement for her to fill a psychological void.

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET you're not wrong

please delete this

I want chicken nuggers dad you fucking nigger

Dude you went too far!

It's true....all of it.

such great titties but such ugly feet, it's a travesty

Over the line. Some of us never had mom to begin with.

BABY WANT MILKIES
MOMMY MILKIES
MOMMY MILKIES
NAOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEE

ahahahahahahaha

>literally took 9k from mom to put into crypto"manage money"
>mom keeps tabs on stocks n shit cuz she got laid off but saved up like 3 mil from 401k/stock options/my dad teaching her shit while he was alive
>screams like a bat in hell to pull out last month
>iron hands cuz bitch expects me to bleed into me summer injection of $300->$10k profits to bail her portion of my protfolio out
>was like 30k+ mid january
>now @ 12k
>literally will hold that bitch till end of year even if she borderline cuts ties
>will giver her 9k + percentage gains by new years

4K REQ
5ETH
10K XLM
100K FUN

Fucking women man

Who is it?

Christina Hendricks, dingus.

I want to inhale her farts

Fuck it's true :'(

Wrong. She is for impregnating and suckling.

FUCK YOU user

Why not both?

>impregnating
>(age 42)

Damn that's some quality rekt.

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kek, yep

>implying she didn't get her tubes tied to easily fuck her way to the top