Go for my first haircut in 4 months

Imagine bringing up satoshi nakamoto in a conversation with some stacy

Autism

>somebody wants to talk about something besides the weather or sportsball
>must be mental illness
NPC detected.

Bro, biz is not safe for work, what were you thinking...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit.
This might actually explain why I was fired from a previous job I had earlier this year. In fact this would perfectly explain it. I did absolutely nothing wrong. Then when I was bored I started talking to this coworker girl about my gains and how I was making thousands of dollars per hour (this was during a big bull run). Showed her my gains and she seemed really, really interested.

Then I got fired the next day because "some feedback from your coworkers indicates you might not be a great fit here." Very strange.

World is starting to split ideologically between crypto risk takers who want to change the world and no coiner normies who just want to go through the motions of life without having to change. This will be bigger than capitalism vs communism.

Did you due the shit out of them? If not, you fucked up.

Also
>paying for haircuts
Find a girlfriend/wife/female friend to cut your hair. I've been doing this for years and they love it and it's cheaper.

I know this is bait but I but there actually are people who are dumb and rude enough to go on their phone during a haircut, let alone look at their blockfolio or fucking Veeky Forums during a haircut.

>Dark Net Markets, encryption, free speech

This is where you fucked up, You obviously came across as a stick-it-to-the-man cyberpunk weirdo which creeped her out. She was probably cringing the entire time listening to your know-it-all autistic drivel. Stick to shilling shitcoins and you'll make friends.

Thank you for this. This is exactly what I encountered today and on many other days. Fuck.

Unironically true, holy fuck. People are AFRAID of us.

There are people that can't go more than a few minutes without looking at their phone, yes. Normies are everywhere, but you have to leave your house to see them.

Disgusting hairdresser girls, rubbing their dirty crotch stank on your arm as they do your side burns.

FUCK GETS ME SO NAUSEOUS

Sue them? I was still a new hire on "probation period" for the first 3 months or so. They could do whatever the hell they wanted.

I actually had another job lined up to start exactly at the end of those 3 months anyway but was looking for some extra money on the side in the meantime. I had no intention to stay in that shithole longer than that but of course I didn't tell them this since it was a somewhat executive 40k salaried position in a real estate firm. All that meant for me is that I had to use my crypto gains to pay for the next 2 months of rent or so, not that much really and worth it to be able to day-trade at home.

and have fucked up hair every time

the last time i got my haircut 2 months ago my barbers were shilling bitconnect to their customers as they were cutting their hair. i can't wait to go back until my next haircut so i can ask them how their bitconnects are doing

>be Stacy
>cutting hair of some unwashed, overweight young man in a sweater
>he has his phone out
>look over his shoulder at the website he is browsing
>"nigger nigger gas the kikes LINK stinky LINKIES Sunny fondled my genitals in an elevator..."
>swipes to some sort of bank app?
>-$85,000 in last day
>swipes back to blue website
>nigger spic GENOCIDE trump money skeleton pepeballs.jpg
>snakekillingandeatingapuppy.gif
>nervously back away and whisper to coworker
>she takes over
>"h-ahaha...l-lucky you! 100th haircut of the day is free! time to finish up so you can leave .... " :)
>haircut finished, young man waddles out
>look at Nicole. "Oh. My. God!"
>"I know, riiiight???? ugh!"

How to see this is murica based imageboard
>SUE THEM
>SUE THEM
>SUE THEM

Fucking burgers honestly

>that blank fluoridated stare

Nah my wife does a good job pic related

Pulling up Veeky Forums on your phone in public. People get freaked seeing some of the shit they see when they read over someone's shoulder.

how fucking autistic do you have to be to share your entire life story with some bitch that cuts your hair LMAO

>mongrellicus autismui
The npc is spasmo autistic op raging about nakamotos thiccness while she wants to talk about the weather he being just another autist demanding a haircut for her

god this made me laugh so much

>Then when I was bored I started talking to this coworker girl about my gains and how I was making thousands of dollars per hour
4 options:

1)They thought you would leave the job because of the money you were making. Or at least, they saw it as a possibility, so better to have a poor guy giving his best in the job just to get a raise than a guy who is making thousands from the internet and who doesn't value his current job, and is not "grateful".

2)Stacy got jealous and lied, probably told them that you were selling drugs or something like that.

3)They thought you were crazy and just inventing shit because no one can make thousands through his phone.

4)They thought you were making illegal things.

Anyway, everything started because of... a woman!, wow, very weird, woman never do that kind of thing.
At the same time, you're retarded for telling your coworkers about crypto.

sooo coiners are leppers now???

Honestly though it probably wasn't Veeky Forums. OP said he talked about the darknet and Monero. The business probably assumed that he was at high risk for giving them illegal or "dirty" money, just as dirty as it would be if OP said he sold drugs for a living, so they didn't want to accept his money..

That's probably it. It's probably not his autism, just a precaution by the business about not accepting possibly illegal funds. Given that OP told them the source of the funds, they probably didn't have plausible deniability anymore and didn't want to get the business in trouble. Realistically that's all it was, if OP wasn't larping.

>now

kek

Lost me at Satoshi Nakamoto

During the training I had to spend a day doing maintenance on apartments with 2 big black guys (I'm white) to "look for inefficiencies in the company." We just joked around about money laundering all day and one of them said as a joke that if I didn't give him a million dollars he'd find me and get me killed/arrested. This might have had something to do with it.

Pretty sure it's just numbers 1 and 4 from your post though. Stacy gave me her number and asked me to give her private lessons though, but then the next day said her boyfriend was upset about that kek

larpers always have yellow ID's

anyway, if you want to you can tell her about powhpyramid.com it's the one and only best pyramid scheme on ethereum.

>now

>getting b& for soapless autism
ok, I laffed

Do this instead

>browsing Veeky Forums while she watches

you revealed your power level dude, what did you expect

Good points that I will consider more in the future. You might be onto something.

I will probably not mention anything about the Dark Net ever again because in hindsight that was probably where the vibe shift happened.

I was thinking more sovreign citizen domestic terrorist

>talks about paedo dark web to normie who's been brain washed by the jewmedia

>wonders why b&

When you make money from nothing you destroy people's conceptions about working for stuff. They'll hate you for it. This has been the curse of speculators since ancient times.

you...book your appointment for next time?

Is this some gay thing or something?

Yeah if you ever try to buy a house or a car with your cash and you tell them that you made the money selling Bitcoins, people who don't know any better won't accept your money. Also thanks for the good wallpaper.

She saw that you bought chainlink

>>she asks me what I used to do
>>tell her that I can't remember specifically

o god that image name

>>another brief period of silence while I browse Veeky Forums on my phone

NEVER BROWSE Veeky Forums IN PUBLIC

nice one user

would pasta/10

>Satoshi Nakamoto

Who the fuck is that

pussy ass nigga. I used to browse 4pol on the city bus during the elections, get on my level

you're a retard, and edgy af

we don't do this to show how edgy we are in public, you missed the point norman

Nobody looked at my screen, tho

kek

kek i never talk about crypto to normie fags, when they say shit like havey ou heard of bitcoin i just say what is that

still missing the point norman
>never meme irl

She saw you browsing Veeky Forums, moron.

make sure you ask them after they put away the scissors

that's so weird to think about. I wonder what % of Veeky Forums is an NPC

>be autistic
>not know how to make friendly light discussion
>rambles about the fucking dark web to a random girl who only asked what you do for a living

You fucking weirdos mannnnn

Next time just say a stockbroker or some shit and leave it at that moron

You need to cut your own hair like Shane senpai. It's the only way user.

I'm assuming you are white so cutting your hair is simple. Unlike us mixed breed niggers we need to trim the turf in the correct pattern otherwise we look like the related pic.

this. the dirty money issue.

9/10
In the past, tribes passed down life's lessons through stories and legends. This genre of LARP is important to remind our fellow Veeky Forumsnessmen to never reveal your involvement in crypto.

not him but ive had that flcl wallpaper too since 2012

>paying someone to cut your hair
>not cutting your own hair for free
Do you have a vagina?

Since I started going bald at 29, I've been cutting my hair really short once a month, then when I got tired of going to the barber and paying $20 for a cut, I just got electric clippers. Took some trail and error but I got the self styling done.

>Sunny fondled my balls in an elevator
Top kek

Man I expected a better LARP than this

Oh my god this explains everything

yeah, that was my point it's not that hard, I usually go with the kurt cobain hairstyle until i get tired then I just buzz it off on my own, literally don't even need styling, and i just let it grow back until I decide to do it again, I really don't understand people who go to the barber, unless you're some fucking model who has people do shit for him for a specific purpose it's really pointless

I believe it, it took me ages to figure out why despite being nice and trying to help people (women) they'd always turn cold or that i'd get complaints made against me at various job over what were non-issues, in the end it pushed me to make a living from poker, then SEO and past few years cryptocurrency.. no more office politics to deal with, nor did i ever want to play it, just wanted to work hard but working hard doesn't pay dividends unless it's working hard for yourself.

I'm a bit older, and if I could give anyone advice here it would be to just play stupid, deny you even know what cryptocoins are. Someone tries to tell you about them? Ridicule them in front of others and tell them it sounds like a scam to you, nothing good can come from you showing others your power level, they'll just hate you even more.

The fact this needs robbe explained shows how far gone you people are

Everything is porn,nazis and suicide on here and you think you can just look at it in front of non autists like it's the fuckin newspaper lmfaooo

Zero self awareness

Can we have an audio sample of you rattling off your spiel about darknets markets, monero, encyption, and free speech?

Actually, you don't have to share it with us. Just record yourself with a camera and watch it, and pretend you're stacy. You'll probably get it.

aye this was an exceptionally worthless shitpost
>get home and call them to book another appointment so I know in advance
sounds nothing like what a turbo NEET that hasn't cut their hair in 4 months would do

He bought this side from Christopher M00tles

bazinga/UFR/TRTL shillers so about 15% kek

i browse the chans on my phone while playing poker at the casino, actually made a friend out of it because he too is a channer, we sat at the table talking about jews and shit, noone said a fkn word but you could feel their awkwardness in the air

>Lift off achieved

I pay $40 a fade 1-2 times a month

Good choice of setting at least, women that cut hair for a living are at the dead center of the normordial ooze.

It was even worse back in the day. I traded crypto during 2014-2015 and any discussion with normies about it inevitably led to them smugly grinning to each other.

dumbfuck, for all you know she is connected to criminal gangs, keep your shit hidden

it's sad/scary to think that the average person really would get offended by anything on here

When I studied tax law about 40% of the people were in crypto.

Also she's used to people who love talking about their jobs and what they're going to do on the weekend.

She's never encountered "I-I can't remember specifically what I do.."

A professor once asked who had cryptos and pretty half of the people raised their hands.

I browse chans on my phone (only blue boards) but I don't live in an English-speaking country and I try to stick to the more ambitious topics so that the potential onlookers would be curious and impressed rather than repulsed.

wrong strategy, i deliberately browse pol to attract like minded people, why the fuck would i want to attract potential onlookers who would be curious aka total fkn normans? i don't wanna talk to those people

he does it because he's a norman craving for attention

>hehe, oh this? oh nothing you wouldn't know of my secret uber cool internetz club... oh but I'll tell you all about it, just acknowledge me

>another brief period of silence while I browse Veeky Forums on my phone
This is why you got banned. Don't ever browse Veeky Forums in front of normies.

well, at least my sides are mooning

lol