Give me your best business ideas or I'll pull it!

Give me your best business ideas or I'll pull it!

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You could create a new way to heat bread? Or a hotdog heater?

Winter-Spring Football League that begins the first Sunday after the Super Bowl, fills that long void that last until August. Billion dollar idea.

Doughnut shop, 700% profits.

Look around and see what biz immigrants are running, that's where the money's at.

Whatever you do don't buy a franchise, it's a waste of money and a ripoff. If you want a sandwhich shop go work at one for a few months learn everything then start your own. Same with pizza shops, donuts, etc.

How do you compete with existing stores?

Gamer bars.

Seriously, there is and will be huge demand for a place to go to watch pro video gaming.

My take on it is that it should be almost a normal sports bars, but with a lean towards video game events. Some people might also enjoy offering some kind of gaming entertainment, but personally I'd go for mainly the spectator aspect of it and be very bearish on offering actual gaming-lounge type services.

The main idea here is to bridge the gap between traditional sports bars and new hip video game bars.

If you don't do this, someone else will in our lifetime.

You find a niche that is popular.

Y-youre gonna pull it, arent you?

NO DON'T DO IT! Sell literal physical "bitcoins" to idiot boomers at "discounted prices" you'll make a fortune.

W-what happeny if y-you do?

The police arrest you

/k/ here, here's an idea I've had bouncing around in my head for a while

>Get the design for a plastic 3D printed gun
>Probably a .22mag revolver or something with single-use cylinders that you replace each time you reload
>Modify the design so that you can make them with injection moulding
>Mass produce the fuck out of them
>Include two pre-loaded cylinders and a plastic concealment holster
>Sell them for $10 each as well as giving a bunch away as free samples
>Air drop them on third world shitholes until they pay you to stop

If you price it at a point where they're cheaper than a baseball bat or a knife, you could arm the whole world.
The only real risk is how every government in the world would be trying to assassinate you.

You don't get her.

Cook them the old fashion way with beef tallow or lard and not that crappy vegetable oil. No one else does that anymore. You'll have customers lined up around the block. Not joking.

preschool whorehouse

>teenager gets one of these
>carries it around in public
>cop thinks its a real gun, shoot him
>witnesses clap whispering "this is the price of freedom" under their breath
>parents sue you

all I got from this that it might actually be possible to do something so annoying but not illegal that they pay you to stop. does this technique have a name?

No, it is a real gun. That's the point.

Open up an investment bank and offer 10% interest a year. Put everything you get into shorting Bitcoin with x10 leverage. Normies will flock to give you your money, you'll make a mint, and you can be safe in the knowledge that your investment won't disappear like half your crypto earnings did last week :)

>Airdropping guns
>Not illegal

Pull it you little bitch

but it's plastic, is it illegal to Airdrop plastic guns?

The material doesn't matter if it still shoots bullets.

>bars targeted at 10 year old kids
this sounds like a horrible idea

well i know where ill be going every friday night

how would a plastic gun not explode or melt after 1 shot

Proven working business model + Handjobs
>It’s like Uber, with handjobs
>It’s like Starbucks, with handjobs
>It’s like Outback Steakhouse, with handjobs

Let's mix video games and alcohol at a bar. A place designed to socialize, usually with the opposite sex. Hey great idea, you fucking retard. I'll bet all your GameCube controllers will be stopped and broken in a week. If you're not hosting games, good luck you stupid faggot.

Maid cafe staffed by high school girls dressed as anime characters.

with guns

>Veeky Forums in charge of understanding physics

You idiots might be too young to remember when the SC2 scene was getting pretty big before Blizzard or whoever fucked the pooch on it, but there was a time when me and my friends would go to "bar-craft" events at local bars in my area, and they were jam packed with like minded social people. You both sound like you're projecting. I met cuties there, I met cool guys. Sure there were some nerds n shit but that wasn't the norm. The best part was, we all had something to talk to each other about so breaking the ice with strangers was easy as fuck.

It's like you don't understand trends. You realize that there are PLENTY of "10 year olds" who were into video games that are now well into their drinking and socializing years, right? Ever hear about how NFL crybabies are wondering why their viewership is declining? I'll take one hint of the table for you: it's not cuz of niggers copping a knee during the national anthem. Go look at twitch. There are THOUSANDS of drinking aged folks enjoying video games, you think there's no market for a sports type bar establishment for these people?

You're both delusional if you think Major League Gaming isn't going to be huge in the next decade.

Twitch Bar

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user don't listen to these faggots. I think it's a great idea.

>There are THOUSANDS of drinking aged folks enjoying video games
1) no there's not, you can probably count on one hand the amount of people in the world over 18 who still play video games
2) people who play video games don't socialize
3) people who play video games have no money or job
good luck making ANY money off of video gamers

Babies are born with iPads on their laps, user. Everyone is a nerd. Your idea is fine.

t. 10yo

and they'll probably grow out of it once they hit 15. I don't know a single person who plays video games anymore, it's dead.

I know a few IT guys who play. Mostly PC gamers, but still.

>. I don't know a single person who plays video games anymore, it's dead.
What, I'm an engineer and every person I know between 20 and 30 plays vidya.

That's precisely the business I'm starting up.
It's been an EXTREMELY popular business model right now where I'm from.
I'll be moving it to another location.
You just have to be smart about what games.
Keep women entertained as much as men.

Where are you from, user?

Northeast US. Taking it to pacific northwest.

Didn't Yahtzee Croshaw try this and they wound up having to close down?

>Microtransactions
>yearly award shows
>millions of fucks willing to just buy a simple new fps
>Waifufags
also the fuck are those points about socialization not everyone plays games alone nerd lmao.

Thanks.

Can you detail what a successful example is like? Types of games, live music (osts?), decoration, live broadcast?

where? I'm a computer engineer for a defense contractor and literally nobody plays video games anymore

Microtransactions are chinese and 10yos with mom's cc. I've never heard about these "award shows" before though.

Where are you located? It's huge in the PNW, at least in my part of it.

asian grocery stores and gas stations?

You know what you're right. We'll never get a fan base like the NFL or MBA who all actively play the sport, how foolish of me.

Bro, I don't even play video games anymore, I don't have time to dump into learning a game and keeping my skills sharp. But I still ENJOY video games. And I like doing things with my friends that we all enjoy, and guess what, we all enjoy video games. Some of us still play, some of us don't.

I know this model works because I've seen trad-sports bars experiment with gamer nights when there are big gaming events and it's always a big success. I wish you the best of luck. I'm probably past my bar scene but the new scene is going to be full of kids who love this shit. LoL brings the girls in like nothing else... but frankly, where the boys are having fun the girls will follow.

I've never heard of them (go figure!). But I personally think at this point in time, I think it makes more sense to have a traditional bar/restaurant that is open to the idea of gamer nights, but doesn't shut out the non-gamer crowd - because it's still too niche. My minds eye for what it would look like would be almost a hybrid of gamer and sports culture. It needs to be equated in peoples minds that the two things are really not that different. Just spectator events.
Dave & Busters seems to have a good model, but they are more on the entertainment side than the spectator, chill and socialize side.

Calgary

That's actually not a bad idea.

Odd, I'm in Vancouver and it's huge, internet cafes, special venues for tournaments, gamer bars already.

Calgary must be a very boring city.

Microtransactions are still idiots handing you money in loads man there's always gonna be cash whales for that shit.
>literally nobody plays videgogames
jeez man everyone plays video games from normies to absolute autists hell one chad co made a game called cuphead that sold millions.Where the hell do you live?

Create a decentralized oracle network that can securely interface between real word data and blockchains

Nevermind that explains it.

It's probably your asians, it's all hockey here

I don't know why every neckbeard thinks this is a good idea. I live in a city of 3+ million and one of these opened around the block from my condo. They have a full bar and kitchen and even computer cafe style area where you can play games. It's always fucking empty. Why the fuck would anyone watch Esports in a club when you can just stream it at home? The place is always hosting sketchy ass raves just to keep itself open. I feel genuinely bad for the owners trying to pay the 20k/month rent.

They usually fail due to lack of marketing.

No they appeal to numales who never get laid n rather play games at home, and what chad who actualy has disposible income actually go to a gaming bar where there r no chicks

Get back to work Sergey

>They have a full bar and kitchen and even computer cafe style area where you can play games.
This is where I think they're going wrong.
Also the branding is wrong.
They should be a SPORTS BAR
The concept already exists and supports itself.
The concept I'm pitching is just a cherry on top of that.

To some extent the fud is right. There needs to be a league to support the cause. IGN was doing fantastic, but I hear they were hemorrhaging money, but I think that's mostly due to the fan base still being too young at the time. Those same fans are now prime for this market. I think Twitch would be the go-to to get this project to take off.

Twitch is doing amazingly well.

What is that? Some kind of loli alarm?

It's a little buzzer thing kids wear that puts out a very loud alarm if they pull it.

I think more advanced ones track them too.

Yeah if you could get twitch sponsored events for your venue... ??? Profit?

There's a niche market that is untapped full of lonely neckbeards with lots of Neetbucks, all you have to do is advertise yourself as a girl (male) and get commissioned to draw their waifus you don't even have to be good at it.

It opens the airbag in her back or something. The implication is that it will prob break her neck.

If you do this, when you draw my waifus and already make porn, and agree to make porn, don't make a non-porn picture instead and shame me saying it was "going too far" and then expect me to keep supporting on Patreon like everything's cool.

this

If a shop could make decent french crullers I'm all in

and esport betting to bring in more people

Sell lemonade on the corner!

> Be lemonade seller.
> Arrested for you know what.
Made some money!

kek tell me more

>her
Did you not read the shirt?

Isn't the Trap referring to the buzzer?

Seattle please. If there’s a gaming bar I’m sure to find it.

I know there is one in Vancouver if you are ever in the city.

I can't vouch for quality though.

>tfw I live in a small town in mexico

Develop this mindset: youtube.com/watch?v=AbucAp3-ahg

Alright get this.

Its a coffee shop, where its crypto-currency centric. There would be monitors that display real time data from market-coin cap, weeknight meetings with different alt-coin groups, people can meet up locally and exchange coins, and monthly workshops for normies to come in and learn how to invest in crypto. Wifi is provided; cafe patrons must bring their own laptops if they want to do their trades.

The coffee shop only accepts cash.

kek

Kek

What is small town mexico like?
>blocked by copyright
Grrr

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Try this link

This appears to be 2 hours of the fox logo, but thanks anyway.

requesting pink wojak version of this

You're right. This one worked - youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Ve7ec1HpY

>copyright blocked!

Thanks anyway user, I'll just torrent it.

Fuck. Well, it's worth it. The man is as self-disciplined and stoic as humanly possible.

if you pull it ive free reign over you until the cops come

That seems risky user.

This is and always will be my #1 fantasy.

When I die please let my heaven be filled with dominant lolis

There's one in Milwaukee called Lounge 42. It's cringe as fuck. Front entrance has a chalk drawing of rick saying "See you space cowboy". Literally almost no chicks except the occasional "gamer" couple. It's pure autism.

That's it, you need girls somehow

Soundproof sleep chambers. Please make it a reality. I'm literally tired of my niggardly neighbours and their niggardly music.

You buy when the board is pink wojacks
you sell when it's all smug pepes.

I bothers me that the norm isn't for apartments to be soundproof.