Bank of America Mortgage specialist here. I won't name my branch but I'll tell you it's based in SF...

Bank of America Mortgage specialist here. I won't name my branch but I'll tell you it's based in SF. Just heard the news about our credit cards. So essentially you won't be allowed to make credit card transactions towards coinbase or bitstamp. Fucking ironic since I see those employees all the time. Coinbase and Ripple both have corporate offices in SF. Merrly Lynch has a huge hard on for Ripple and Etherium since they didn't get in on BTC when it was young. Tomorrow I'm going to fucking bitch at everyone on Veeky Forums's behalf. BTC paid off my tuition from SFSU and Bank of America didn't even pay off my school loans like they promised. Thinking about leaving for First Republic.

Ironically the fees will go up, the Merryl Lynch executives have lined up a meeting in which we will be instructed to chastize crypto whenever a client asks. (Which is all the time). Remember to buy a Mortgage when the markets are at ATH! Did I mention our CD accounts have a great interest rate? Fuck me.

>living in San Fran
I don't take advice from faggots

I fucked a slutty asian girl from SF once. It was nice

nice trips, no wonders you work for a bank

Was her name Jocelyn?

The women out here are straight fucking sluts with AIDS. Get yourself checked. I know friends that fuck girls at pride parades exclusively. In broad day light or in public restrooms. You are unironically safer having sex with an Oakland thot then with a shy azn girl in SF. Thank the lord I have a conservative gf.

I work for Wells Fargo - the biggest cuckest gayest bank in San Fran. You know nothing and work for an even shittier bank . No one gives af what your $11/HR bank tellers have to say about crypto.

That's funny dude, how many checking accounts did you open this week? 50? not enough get back to phone calling.

so do straight guys go to pride parades in SF to fuck, then

>he's not a bugcatcher
how's it feel being boring?

Thanks for the info. Seriously though fuck banks. Dealing with Citi and Wells Fargo back when I was first putting money into crypto was a nightmare.

The only reason I stay with Bank of America is Preferred Rewards. OP, any plans to cut that program? If so I am gone faster than a session with a porn star

BofA just closed the branch in my town, fuck those crooks
find an honest company to work for OP
is the Mitchell Brothers O'Ferrell still open? I built the AMC across the street, havn'nt been back since

what do you guys do with bad credit clients who want a mortage? sell them to lexington law or something?

>OUR
kek

Yes definitely paying more to use ATMs more and getting a discount on goyim loans is worth it. Bitstamp approved me fast because I have Preferred Rewards as an employee.

There's a shit mortgage for everyone. I try to advise against it as much as possible but it's always my ass when I don't sell enough. I have 7 female bosses that all bitch at me all day when they get bullied by someone higher up. It's a never ending cycle of whininess. but they need me. I have done some good things in my time, approved people for a lower rate under the table, stopped fraud. Hopefully God won't send me to the hottest fire pit. I got a degree in Mechanical Engineering, this isn't even what I wanted to do with my life.

can i deposit into my BoA account if/when I cash out?

CSR is a piece of paperwork we fill out whenever a client exceeds $10,000 we have everything. I think the CSR filing will DEFINATELY be part of this crypto package.

Cash out in increments of $2500 the minimum for new tellers. Do this over the course of a month.

OP I'm 18 years old and in college what's the best bank for me that isn't BoA.

I would have said Paypal but they're shitting themselves now too. Probably Chase, BofA, or Sterling if you have one. Stay away from Wells Fargo, they never do anything you tell them, never reverse fees, make you open way too many accounts. All banks are essentially the same, and have marginally different packages.

Shouldn't misleading customers be illegal

It's not misleading, we are manipulating them in our favor. Modern day banking is mostly transferring wealth from precious baby boomers into the lower generations while we manipulate it. I would tell you more but BofA's spies are everywhere like the crows of Sarumon.

>Modern day banking is mostly transferring wealth from precious baby boomers into the lower generations

Explain.

so you can get people a mortgage with a 500 fico?

>It's not misleading
>we are manipulating them in our favor

The Jew cries out in pain as he hits you.

friendly reminder that all national banks are absolute scum and that you should use a local credit union or choose a locally owned bank if you absolutely have to.

>BofA's spies are everywhere
you have no idea how true this is
using the logo + filename was a mistake

Yes you work for kikes in the art of enslaving americans, we get it

PFR is gong to take over the market by March.
Your bank wont know who is sending you the money for what because it's P2P

Who here /TD/ master race?

How do I fuck a lesbian at pride parade? Pls sir

anyone else USAA /comfy/?

The free trades are why I use it dumbass. Who cares about ATM's when I'm not paying for each stock trade?

Im sure the banks invest differently their money vs what they would reccomend to some ordinary person/client. Could you give me some info on how they handle and look at investments?

>satan trips

Did BofA get butthurt when btc passed it's market cap

I am thinking about joining a credit union named BECU. Is it better than BoA or any other main stream banks?

straight girls go to pride parades to show how progressive they are

is op ded?

the jew cartel has silenced him

>using a bank and not a credit union

It’s like you want to get rammed up the ass.