How do you anons explain to your gf/wife that you've lost everything?

How do you anons explain to your gf/wife that you've lost everything?

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The biz way would be to lie and tell them you’re up big league.

>gf/wife
NORMALFAG GET OUT

>gf/wife

fuck out of here you filthy normie

>gf
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaah.... oh, now I made myself sad.

>I can't pull anything out honey there's going to be a yuuge Spike and we're going to be rich
>Now show Bobs and vegena

the gf thinks I was always poor, you're not supposed to tell her about your gains in the first place.

The Veeky Forums way. I ask her for a loan and promise great gains, then I pull an exit scam on her.

I didn't except to see that money again I love you anyways heh... :(

You laugh but you can actually pull this off if you're a chad. So many reports of girls getting scammed from this.

Cry me a river queer.

>GF

FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Not even crying retard. Just stating facts.

Oh shit im actually doing this....
All girls in class want my d now

Holy shit i did that aswell
Collected 1k from 7 girls

>gf

>Explaining your actions to anyone, especially women

Don't need to explain to gf/wife if you don't have one.

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>gf/wife

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This

Kek

I don’t have a gf or a wife.
I’ve never even had sex in my life and I’m 24. The though of sharing your living and private space let alone your finances with another person is alien and bizarre