Buy $3 cloth

>autism

´>wiping ass
go away normie

God damn you filthy pig

If you act poor you’ll stay poor forever

hehehehe

Lmoa

>buy $200 toilet
>buy $3 cloth
>7 years of flushing
If you had invested this in Bitcoin in 2011 you would literally be a millionaire today user. And you are still not shitting on the street?

Very nice OP
10/10 thread

nicely done faggot.

>13 dollars per 24
>assuming living alone and healthy one roll should last a week
>basically 30ish dollars per year
I will gladly pay this premium to not wash a fucking shit rag in the same place I wash my fucking clothes what the fuck is wrong with you

this that's disgusting

I hope this is bait, If it is true and I would know about it, I will not even shake your hand, you filthy animal.

Why you even clean your ass? You will save more you poor pajeet.

Finally.
Unironically 1 roll lasts 1-2 days MAX. Do you only poop twice a week or what?

Disgusting. I hope this is a larp or a false flag attack to make 4channers look bad.

>piss in a bowl
>pour the piss into a water filter tank to make piss into clean water
>roomates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>meanwhile they go out and spend $20 a week on bottled water

Why are normies so dumb?

>he doesn't spray his ass with a showhead after shitting

My female roommate tried to get me to buy toilet paper but I told her I never needed it.

>well dont you wipe your ass?

After I told her I just used the shower she complained to the landlord lol

Shit to shower is the way to go, bidet is the second best.

Third best is taking TP from work to use at home, or just pooping at work.

As the saying goes. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

Do you wash it with your cum rags to make a nice semen-shit froth?

>1 roll per day
user I think you have a problem

Jesus christ how many times a day do you fucking shit? And stop eating so much grease and put some fiber in your diet. One roll of single ply literally lasts me 3 fucking weeks.

Kek, when I wipe there's pretty much nothing on the paper. Check your diet.

I unironically did this when I was poor. Used the same gum for about 2 weeks at a time.

checked and keked

You know op a bidget cost like $30 and you don't have to waste soap and electricity on your shitrags.

>Unironically 1 roll lasts 1-2 days MAX
For how many people? 1 roll lasts me about a week or more, but I usually do clean poos

nigger do you drink a bottle of prunce juice a day or something wtf

Holy shit. Finally some nice digits and then it's a post like this.

This thread was made to make fun of this autist

Just shit before shower, and wash with soap and water. No need for $9 worth of rags and extra laundry costs . Fuck $9 for rags is super high anyway, go to thrift store and by xxxl T-shirt for $1, you'll get like a weeks worth of wipes, 2 weeks if you turn it inside out.

>buy wheelbarrow and gasoline
>go to dump each day and melt plastic off copper wires to sell them for up to $5 a day
>roomates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>doctors say I have 3 months to live from exposure to melting plastic

Why are normies so dumb?

shitty side shill.enough said

>do this
>forget to flush
>roommate wonders why there's shit but no paper

I poo 1-3 times a day as is healthy to do. If you poop less than 1 time a day you need to get that taken care of. My diet is great, you want your body to get rid of waste as often as possible.

Jesus you need help. You'll be dead by 40. I'm biting this bait pretty fucking hard

what the fuck bruh. I can't decide when I have to shit. I just have to and then go for it, but never thought omg I have to hit two more shits this evening I have to get rid of waste as often as possible. Once a day is totally fine.

protip:
> ketogenic diet
> IF
> yeas it's Veeky Forums, I don't waste money on eating shitty sugar.

this.

> keto diet

>buy 24pack of axe on amazon for only 45 dollars
> *NEVER* wipe ass after shitting, but spray ass with axe
> this way people wont smell the shit, trust me it works
> save thousands of dollars and smell great in the process

>mfw I poop 3 times a week max since childhood

that nasty OP

Found the poo

It costs me $4 for 24 rolls of toilet paper. What shit hole socialist cunt of a country do you live in lmao

Pretty sure you're better off just washing your arse in the shower, but whatever floats your boat.

jesus fuck kek

Probably the funniest reply to this thread yet. I needed a good chuckle.

>not using each quadrant of the same side of a square of regular tissue paper for each poo
>not then flipping it over and using the four corners you strategically left clean on the back.

stay poor fuckos!

1,18€ for 8 rolls of regular 3 layer TP
wtf amerimutts

You could also wash your bum while standing over the toilet with a saucepan of warm soapy water, then dry with a cloth. That's what I do, because I want to have a clean bum but don't want to take a shower.

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toppestofkeks

I wash my ass with water.
Wipe the shit with pape is disgusting.

>wash bum with warm soapy water from saucepan
>dry butt with strategically hidden crusty cloth
>put warm soapy poo-water saucepan back above toilet
>roomates and family wonder why theres a saucepan of warm-poo water above toilet
>i explain i'm just thrifty

Single ply is barbarian tier, I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.

Just shit in the street like the rest of us

I always shower after i shit, my gf has this rimjob fetish so i always have to be ready.

no silly you dump the water down the toilet. I also use rubber gloves because I don't want my ass crack to be infected with fungus, since fungus is on hands. Now you know the inner workings of my life.

Or you could get one of these and use a minuscule amount of whatever to simply dry your ass user-kun...
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I've been on Veeky Forums for long enough not to immidiately call this an apocryphe

burger here
I unironically want one super badly.

Get a bidet faggot

>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you care to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 3 reasons:

>1. Discipline
>2. Mental toughness
>3. It raises my testosterone

>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.

>She's already received a black mark for questioning my NoFap practices stating that she wants my seed and wishes me to release my seed. Should she continue in this non-stoic fashion then I don't see us lasting much longer.

Not using superior ass washing technology

Not bait, you need to be pooping at least 1 time a day, the more the better. Why do you want shit staying in your intestine hardening and rotting?
eat more

burger here, bought a bidet months ago

amazing investment

Wash your ass with water. Dry it with toilet paper.
>Cheap af and clean ass

OP why don't you just shit in the washing machine while you're at it and only use one source of water for everything. Then wipe and throw the rag in the washing machine like a boss.

this nigga knows what's up

not saying I have perfect eating habits, but I certainly understand the relationship between my shit and my food

>buy 2 dollar pot
>fill with 5 cent water
>wash
>be more hygenic
you're an retard

>bidets
do you have diarrhea every day?

OP why don't you put some tide pods in your ass after you're done. I hear those things clean everything.

No. And a lot of time I only need 1-2 wipes. But sometimes, especially after mexican food, I use about half a roll and a baby wipe.

wtf is this

>13 dollars for a 24 pack of TP
They are doing it wrong then.

postmodernism

>paying for water to flush.
>paying rent to own a toilet.
>not shitting on the street.

Why is op so dumb?

So how much do you spend on laundry soap and electricity do run the washer each day ?

More than 13$

yeah..

ahhh why doesn't everybody use bidets FUCKING STAY POOR

It's kind of sad. He even has black belt. l guess he's been a lot of time doing that. l wonder how the tests you make to promote belt were. l guess the judges just passed him all times out of pity

...

Guy just needs to put a tide pod in there and clench. Then walk around and go about your day. self-cleaning. Though you may have a bit of leakage from time to time, just wear a pad in your underwear

Slurry bum

Spraying water up your asshole is kinda gay

>making 4channers look bad

lurk moar

Do bidets dry your ass too? Or do you just walk around for the rest of the day with soggy underwear?

Depends on climate. In the South you'll dry right off. In the north this is a terrible idea with your underwear resembling soggy corn flakes at the end of the day

>had tried anal once with ex
>she said it felt as if she was taking a shit
>mfw each time you take a shit it's as if you were getting blacked.com

Aww ok sweetie. Lemme break it down for you.
4 rolls of toilet paper cost's 1 dollar.
13 dollars gets you. 52 rolls of toilet paper.
Lets say you use 1 roll every 3 days cause you are a fat neckbeard who volcanically shits out Doritos like a cow does grass.

That means you spend 13$ every 156 days.
52 rolls times 13=156

So if you run your washer and maybe dryer everyday to wash your shit rage and add in the price of detergent.. How much do you spend in 156 days.

?

Answer more than 13$

Now go lick the wall

*15*3

Kek

Not even our poor as fuck dustbowl outhouse ancestors sunk this low. FUCKING USE NEWSPAPER OR ANYTHING FREE AND GET RID OF IT YOU NASTY FUCK

use leaves