>be me
>dad is a strict muslim, very distant and treats me like shit
>i accidentally tell him about my ETH that i bought at 300 and holding
>creates a wallet and forced me to send him all my ETH because (ALL crypto is HARAM) and illegal here
Im so fucking pissed, most guys like him don't know how to turn on a pc but sadly he's a computer engineer
any ideas Veeky Forums? i thought of keylogging his pc but if he finds out ill get stoned
You don't belong here, Ahmed
everyone who buys ETH should be stoned
be a muslim, get killed
>ALL crypto is HARAM
This is false, various muslim authorities already gave the halal verdict. No debit/credit = not jewish = halal.
Wow a muslim LARPER, we've NEVER seen this before
Poor larp
>telling parents about your financial success
>religion of peace
Another LARP
If you have enough money to move out, do it
If not, who cares, it’s not a lot of money anyway
lol my parents are strict mudslimes too, they just make sure I pay zaka on crypto gainz (I don't)
Weak LARP, given crypto is designed to overthrow the jew it would be easy to sell mudslims on it.
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Your dad should allah Akbar you
>very distant and treats me like shit
>accidentally tell him
>forced me to send
>ill get stoned
0/10 larp
he thinks its created by the jews to steal our money, like one day someone will push a button and all crypto will be 0$
Smart man
ethereum allows you to take loans through salt or dai, though
Move to the land of the free
>telling anyone about your finances
>ever
Salam aleykum brothers.
When my father (devouted muslim) learned bout my business, he got in with me and we are now both day trading cryptos.
So OP is most likely a troll.
that's what religion does to people
Sounds like an accurate description of XRP
You are a bad muslim, hope you father stone you
Same here. Gonna do it 'privately' next time
Sorry ahmed the imam wants the ETH right now
Yeah, I've read multiple verdicts by imams which declare it haram. Making money through speculation = gambling = haram.
I fucking hate you so much
i hope you pray to Allah, you little shit, never come to Biz again
>slave of the Jews
>free
Better be a muslim, that a shabbos goy cocksucker
>mom always asks me how my coins are doing
>parents fully support my crypto investments
also
>not supporting your parents with crypto gains
Actually Waltonchain is halal according some big Asian Muslim organization
>crypto is haram
???
larper confirmed
I've defiled SEVERAL middle eastern women
what are you going to do about it OP
Muslims have laws against speculation and making money based on interest though.
>ALL crypto is HARAM
Better give your money to banks so they can loan 10x that amount with ribba (interest)
10/10 would feed again
>can't into ICO
>tax on every trade
Hahahahahahaha
Yeah god forbid you do anything"jewish" like use a credit card
>Blows up a crowd of children while praising allah
>implying that Muslims aren't the sword of the Jew
you can be a muslim and not have anything to do with the middle east
try again
larper or not, speculation is prohibited under islam
Blow yourself and family up. This will be ABSOLUTELY HALAL
And you say he's a computer engineer
on the other hand, taking money from gamblers through punishment appears to be perfectly halal to these same people
enjoy seeing your women get cucked in europe
But you can’t be Muslim and not worship a goat fucking faggot.
In the oldtestment(witch is haft of the Quran bet u did not know that) states shall not kill. Your goat fucking profit says hey fuck him we will kill anyone for any reason as long as i say u can. So a guy that fucks goats is better than the god you worship. You do realize Mohammad is not a god alla is god in jungle speak.
>Christ cuck proclaims to be the bastion of peace while turning blacks south americans and Asians into submissive faggots by conversion and then ruling over them
As least islam wasn't the vehicle of colonialist hypocrisy. You pretend to be peaceful but you aren't.
They weren't muslim if they wanted to get defiled by you so who cares.
Nice larp you faggot.
Hello Md Mohammed. Fuck of with religion. This is biz.
Well they're not Muslim anymore after I baptised them with my european seed ;)
stay muhamMAD
not all speculation
holding is fine but day trading is by some definition haram for a really retarded reason imo
if you're going to let little shit like this stop you from doing whatever you want you might as well not even use the internet because the internet has porn and thats haram
you also should just cut the brake lines on your car because by using the brakes you're interfering with what's destined (a deadly crash) for you and that's also haram
but nobody thinks muhammad is a god
it doesn't work that way
continue larping i guess
Fuck you piece of shit, you deserve it because of your religion
lol, his dad will probably sell the ETH and have a night of drugs and trap hookers. Muslims are such hypocrites, kinda like jews. They deserve each other.
Imams accumulating
Minaret announcement soon
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