>buy a 4 dollar coffee with bitcoin
>wait 12 hours for the transaction to clear because of the mempool
>pay a 16 dollar mining fee to clear the transaction
>coffee shop closes before my order goes through
>come back the next day for my coffee
>bitcoin value dropped 50%, don't have enough to pay for coffee
>spend 20 dollars for no reason
Later that night I made a reddit post about my amazing experience. Who else uses crypto in day-to-day life?
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Back to /v/ you useless shithead.
Use lumens or xrp stupid fuck it's all most Instant with barely a fee
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CANCER, SHITPOSTS LIKE THIS MAKE ME SO FUCKING ANGRY.
Why the fuck does it always have to be used to buy your fucking starbucks faggot coffee op? How about use it to spend REAL fucking money you poor pleb, use it to move value, not purchase a fucking moca frappe late
>wait 12 hours for the transaction to clear because of the mempool
Actually the transaction shows up instantly, it just takes a while for it to get confirmed (usually 30 mins)
Worse, back to r/buttcoin with the other salty nocoiners
I would unironically store 50% of my wealth in crypto if it was as easy to use day to day as my debit card / credit card
I would keep the rest in stocks just because they're much less volatile
fuck kikebanking
Buying coffee from a coffee shop is for losers.
Buttcoin is a store of value
You don't buy coffee with gold either
>two years later that $4 worth of BTC is now worth $260
if crypto is massively adopted it wouldn't see such huge price swings
>buy 4 dollar coffee
>10 ms transaction time with LN
>nominal fee
>"wow user you must be quite the tech guy using bitcoin to pay for coffee. Im sure you are rich by now. hehe (;"
>fugg the shit out of cashier in the bathroom
>whiny neckbeard fuming as he waits 30 mins to buy a coffee
>hears qt cashier moaning from the bathroom
>"BITCOIN IS A PONZI IT WILL NEVER WORK IN THE REAL WORLD YOU CANT GET RICH GO GET A JOB"
poor guy shoulda just bought some bitcoin when i told him too
Use usdt for payments, no fees and static value. Tether also triggers the msm cucks, best payment method ever.
Saltlending credit cards that are being released Q2 2018 are going to be what you are looking for.
>buy a $4 coffee with Ripple
>transaction is instant with less than 1 cent for a fee
>enjoy my steaming hot coffee while checking my Ripple account
Just Shilling in Shedar Rapids....
I honestly need to get salt in my portfolio, the more I think about that shit the more it makes me realize how big decentralized loaning is going to be
oh god all of those credit kikes are going to be so fucking butthurt
What difference does it make if I buy coffee or new tires. Is an $18 fee acceptable to buy an Xbox?
>Ripple account
>frog plushie with slightly derisive expression.jpg
Check the white paper faggot. It’s supposed to be a peer to peer currency.
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USE NANO THEN HOLY SHIT
>typing out a shitty comic that you saw
>buy a coffee with Ripple™
>pay my steadily increasing fees because it's centralized and I have no choice
>get listed on the NSA database as a huge faggot because I go to Starbucks
>get arrested for being white
>finish my coffee before arriving at Guantanamo
>get shot
Because every time your shit coin gets grumpy my portfolio tanks. So we will fight for bitcoin to finally die
It can't get any lower. I believe in the project or I would have panic sold by now. I bought at 3.50 so am still in profit but I honestly can't believe its so low at the moment.
Pay for the lambo in BTC.
>send nano for coffee
>no fee, instant
>coffee shop eventually stops accepting cash infavor of nano
Redditors are the only ones who actually unironically "invest" in crypto. Everyone here is either just ironically shitposting or a paid pajeet shill.
but nobody will ever accept a random shitcoin as payment though.
This cafe I go to occasionally is owned by a crypto trader, I've paid him in shit coins before. Works great.
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You left out the part about using the $150 hardware wallet that never had more than $20 of coin in it.
>buying weed from my dealer
>discount if I pay with crypto
Problem?
Why the fuck would you want to use CRYPTO i.e. HIDDEN money to buy coffee?
You're supposed to use it to buy shit the government doesn't need to know about faggot.
You think crypto is hidden?
Lmao is a public ledger faggot. You’re legit better off paying a dealer cash since cops can track bitcoin payments
an xbox is not an acceptable purchase no matter the currency
You get the point. Xbox, doughnut, gas, why would anyway pay $18 when a credit card gives cash back.
> buy a $4 coffee with gold
> take out my bullion and scales
> pay a jew $10 for scratching off and weighing a goldflake
> the whole bullion price drops by 10% due to this scratch
> banks wont accept it now
Gold is a bubble. None of my friends use it in daily life transactions. When normies realise that, it gonna crash
A better example would this
>buy car to drive to work
>car works great
>gas is cheap
>gas prices go through the roof
>refuse to make car more efficient
>refuse to buy electric car
>fuckthat.jpeg
>leave car in garage
>it’s a store of comfort
>Call electric Uber to take me to work
>name it lightning network.
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>"Chad, someone's in the house, I just heard a window break"
"I'll check it out babe"
>>"Hand it over! Hand over the money you little pussy!"
>"Chad, Chad just give him the money, it's not worth it, he's got a weapon!"
"Listen guy, I don't know who you are, but we don't have fiat around here! We only have cryptocurrency."
>>"What the fuck is wrong with you you freak, how am I supposed to rob someone with fake internet money? You've got ten seconds to tell me how you pay for things, or the girl gets a bullet!"
>"Chad!"
"Alright, calm down man, we use this app called "Request Network". It converts the crypto into any other currency you ask for"
>>"Jesus Christ, that is so fucking gay. Alright, whatever, send me 500 bucks. NOW!"
>"Please Chad do it, he's got a gun"
"Okay man, I'm opening the app right now. I need your USD wallet address."
>>"What the fuck are you talking about retard?"
"Calm down, I just created a wallet for you, I'm going to send it 500 dollars"
>>"Good, now make it quick! 500 dollars, BOY!"
"Alright, I'm gonna send it as bitcoin Stace."
"Shit, Bitcoin just went up as I made the request, I need to readjust the amount"
"Damnit it's still going up, I don't want to send too much"
>>"I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to send that money boy, or she's gonna GET IT!"
>"Chad, send it now! Please!"
"Hang on, I'm gonna time the dip guys."
>>"7...6...5..."
>"Chad!"
"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I don't have any REQ tokens, I can't perform the transaction"
****BOOOM****
>"Chad...I'm bleeding out...how could that virgin app screw us over like this..."
FIN
Why don't you idiots just get a Shift, tenx, or monaco card? Instant transactions. I've bought tons of shit. Most recently I bought a double jack and coke on a plane.
trump wannabe
sad!
Thanks just bought 100k
>use dogecoin
>transfer is instant
>costs less then a cent to do a transfer
Doge is the only true crypto