Twelve Days

fucking kek that thread.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLE ME THAT LINK WAS GONNA TOLL ME

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST COIN BY MY VOLUME

SHE WAS LOOKIN' KINDA FUN WITH HER FINDER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A CUP AND A HANDLE (YEAHH)

GREEN CANDLES START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FEED ME THE LINK AS I HIT THE BUY BUTTON
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO BUY THAT DIP
TA SAYS BOUNCE CAUSE THE COIN'S HOT SHIT
SO MANY MOONS, SO MANY MINE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH?
ACCUMULATE ALL YOU CAN, BRO
STINKY LINKY PORTFOLIO

HEY NOW, YOU'RE IN CHAINLINK, COMFY HOLDING, GREAT BAGS!
HEY NOW, ALL-IN CHAINLINK, PAJEET FUDDERS--SHOW FLAGS!
~~ALL SMART CONTRACTS ARE GOLD~~
ONLY CHAINLINK SOLVES THE ORACLE~~

ah yeah forgot about that

Checking your dubs as usual magik bro

stop luring people into your scam
it will be delisted and end up on yobit

everytime i come on here, there's a link shill at the top. always.

commendable shilling for this terrible project.

How is this piece of shit still afloat? It's actually faring better than most, despite being an absolute shitcoin.

>How is this piece of shit still afloat?
intensified shilling and infinite supply of retards

lotsa cash spent on shilling

one take
vocaroo.com/i/s1wRCjHm4fMn

cringey af

HAHAHAHAH STINKY LINKIES BTFO ONCE AGAIN

This thread was epic, one of the very few memories on this board that make me glad that I no life check this board every 1-2 hours.

thx for the (You)

...

being this deluded

Is that the FUN guy?

Funniest thing is that this isn’t even a photoshop. This fucking russkia is gonna be making us rich, and the photo he decided to give them is this shitty low quality awkward looking thing.

at least you're on-rhythm

The dump that shit will generate gonna be epic

Awesome my dude

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF BITCOIN SUPERCONFERENCE

IN WEST RUSSIA BORN AND RAISED
ON NXT WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLING OUT, EXCHANGING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND ALL CREATING SOME ORACLES OUTSIDE OF TOILET STALL
WHEN A COUPLE OF PAJEETS, THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE WITH MOBIUS
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND RORY GOT SCARED
AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN USA"

I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HIM DAY AFTER DAY
BUT HE PACKED MY TOILET AND SENT ME ON MY WAY
HE GAVE ME A KISS AND THEN HE GAVE ME MY BIG MAC.
I LOOKED AT MY BELLY AND SAID, "JUST A QUICK SNACK"

FIRST CLASS, YO, THIS IS BAD
CREATING ORACLES ON ETHEREUM LIKE A CHAD.
IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF USA LIVING LIKE?
HMM, THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT.

BUT WAIT I HEAR THEY'RE COMMIE, PEDO, ALL THAT
IS THIS THE TYPE OF PLACE THAT THEY JUST SEND THIS COOL CHAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'LL SEE WHEN I GET THERE
I HOPE THEY'RE PREPARED FOR THE PRINCE OF BITCOIN SUPERCONFERENCE

WELL, THE PLANE LANDED AND WHEN I CAME OUT
THERE WAS A DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE A KEK STANDING THERE WITH A SHADOWFORK OUT
I AIN'T TRYING TO GET KEKED YET
I JUST GOT HERE
I SPRANG WITH THE QUICKNESS LIKE LIGHTNING, DISAPPEARED

I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "LINK" AND IT HAD CUBE IN THE MIRROR
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT, "NAH, FORGET IT."
– "YO, HOME TO BITCOIN SUPERCONFERENCE."

I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE, "YO HOME SMELL IT LATER"
I LOOKED AT MY TOILET
I WAS FINALLY THERE
TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BITCOIN SUPERCONFERENCE

>Volume at an all time low

Thank you based time traveller

based positive thought bro
$1000 end of q2

Sergey is fucking dead
sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/deerfield-beach/fl-sb-pedestrian-killed-deerfield-beach-20171215-story.html