I am a jobless neet starting a doll fund. Saving my allowance that mom gives me. I get $10 a week. It is going to take 250 weeks or about 4 years, 9 months and 2 weeks to raise the $2500 needed for a claire.
Am I fucked? Should I just end it now. Also doll thread I guess. What are you saving for bros?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I couldnt sit through an interview let alone hold a job okay. We're not all capable of working. Im sorry
buy a fleshlight and use it while looking at POV porn. way better investment.
If you pay me that much ill teach you how to get real women and make them do what you want instead
it does look smecksy I have to admit
however
biggest turnoff is that it doesn't clean itself
gotta hire a maid that is willing to clean it as well
at which point you might as well just fuck the maid
or the gf, and get a cheaper maid. or make the gf clean. depending on your financial setup.
Are these dolls any good or should I save more and go for a realdoll? Are these $2500 the same as the $1500 on AliExpress?
Nah, there is so much I could do with a real doll. Penetration is barely 10%. Im not looking for investments.
I dont want a real woman though. I feel uncomfortable around people.
I saved this other guy's entire set of this doll. I am obsessed.
what the fuck else would you do with it besides cum in it? wtf.
Post her butthole pls
Another five years and maybe it will be able to cook.
This fag probably wants to cuddle a cold lifeless piece of metal and plastic
just buy a used doll
>make sure its cleaned first
You have no imagination, no sexually degenerate fetishes or just straight up not aware of the things you could do with this doll. Either way I dont think it's for you, but for someone like me, it's all I'd ever need.
Alright, well I can teach you how to break a sexy womans psyche so that shes basically a doll, and I can teach you how to do it without having her so broken she needs to wear diapers, unless you're into that shit
fwiw im not larping, make a burner email if you're interested
pic related
some other user posted a whole list of things he would do to his. I'll go see if I can find it
there was another user in a thread like this saying that they are horrible. they weigh a ton and are not very convenient. the buyers remorse sets in really quick.
Yea he chopped it up into little pieces so he could throw it in the garbage lmao. I guess if that's your thing...
>Nibble her earlobes
>Lick her odor-free pits
>Slap her thicc thot thighs
>Caress her imperfect tummy
>Coy-fully gnaw on her creamy nipples
>Playfully tongue her lewd bellybutton
>Clutch at and jiggle her disproportionately large hips
>Kiss her velvety arches and lick her silky soles
>Suck on her enchantingly alluring toes
>Cradle her fleshly mass of buttocks
>Bury your face in her meaty cheeks
>Eat her untouched virgin asshole
>Slide your tongue deep inside her untouched virgin pussy
>Tit fuck her over-sized supple breasts
>Lube up and make love to the arches of her feet
>Bend her over where she stands and pound her ass into next week
>Smother your face with her feet, supporting her outstretched legs while you fuck her silly
>Take her into the shower for her monthly wash, wet down her hair and fuck her up against the glass
>Position yourself under her supple arse on the bed and ease her entire weight down on your face
>Fall asleep spooning her, knowing that you have great morning sex ahead of you to start the day
Like I said, Im not good around people and I dont feel comfortable around them and stuff. Hopefully someone else here will take you up on it though.
If you've got a PC strong enough to handle an Oculus or other VR headset, google "Sexualoid" and get yourself a fleshlight. Much cheaper and no awkward dismembering of a sex doll to throw her away.
man you almost sold me one of those. ever tried as a salesperson?
I want one but she looks too 3d for my taste
do they make them with dicks though
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Oh my fucking god OP here I am so sorry I thought this was fucking r9k. Im gonna get banned for this nsfw shit. Im so sorry
I did this recently on pol as well and misposted and got fucking banned for like 4 days. Im sorry. I just lurk pol and biz, too scared to actually post.
Sorry mods, take fucking pity on me
get a picture of your mommys milkers and I'll send you the $2500
But mommy is at work
alright nigger. im going to tell you how to get this doll for cheap.
read this shit nigga: nypost.com
thats right. sex dolls are more popular than prostitutes.
now what this means for you? you pimp out that doll.
get a student loan from a bank and buy the doll.
pimp the doll out on backpage and wherever you local whores avertize.
let men and cops come and fuck the doll for $$$
cops??? yep its legal to pimp a doll. cops and fuck the doll too
i say after 2 months of pimping and working this doll, you will have enough money to pay back the loan
its literally a free doll for just a bit of pimpin
user, how big/strong are you? I think that doll weighs around 120lb. I'm 6'3" around 250 lb, and that doll would be too heavy for me to handle on a regular basis.
Most people have a misconception that because they can pick their 120lb gf/wife, or lifted heavier weights at the gym that a 120lb doll is the same thing. The biggest difference is that girls move on their own when you have sex with them, they change positions on their own. Any change of position to your doll would involve you picking up and manually moving all the limbs of your 120 pound inanimate object.
I've bought heavy sex dolls before and would never buy one again. I have no idea who actually buys these things and are satisfied with them.
post pictures of her
I cant believe I posted this fucking thing on biz the most uppity financial chad board there is. This is so embarrassing. Im sorry again
tpe cannot be properly sterilized. Its no safe to share her. I mean I guess you could start a business buying them and using them as cum sluts to fund your own virgin.
I wouldnt sex mine though. Just cuddles.
lmao. yeah this is Veeky Forums a much higher percentage of us have fucked REAL FEMALES than robots and we're prone to looking at things from ROI perspective. This is why I prefer fleshlight POV porn combo vs full on doll. BUT if they ever perfect it to bladerunner level that would actually make them superior to real females but until then no thanks.
hmm, this is a quality business idea. beats investing in knee pads. still cleaning all that jizz.
I dont have pictures of her. Where would I get picures from?
>mfw Veeky Forums is finally returning to its glory days with solid advice and shit
This is great.
you really want to host doll fuckers in your own home? I hope you live in a city that has good gun laws. otherwise you have to factor in the cost of renting a hotel room.
>>Eat her untouched virgin asshole
>>Slide your tongue deep inside her untouched virgin pussy
>imblying they don't do product testing lel
also, how do you think artificial puzzy is formed lol
this is kinda what I expected though desu. :/
Get yourself a ref link and shill those fuckers
If I buy this doll and have sex with it will I have lost my virginity to a doll?
It 4 years you could get a job, work out and start dating a real woman.
Don't be a pathetic failure.
>cannot be properly sterilized.
>Its no safe to share her.
>I mean I guess you could start a business buying them and using them as cum sluts to fund your own virgin.
you could apply this same mentality to real females. no hymen no diamond are great words to live by. If a female has had sex with just one other person your odds of divorce skyrocket and those divorce odds increase exponentially with each pre-marital sex partner she's had.
Just kill yourself and get it over with.
"We're not all capable of working."
Cool excuse bro, enjoy your miserable existence.
I am a software developer interested in pimping out a sex doll.
I can write a mobile phone app on which you can request a date / time of a doll to be delivered to your apartment. payment via crypto or CC if nocoiner.
I imagine the service will be mostly used on friday nights. If anyone is interested I'd like a few anons from here to provide the initial investment.
if it takes off the software could scale to multiple countries.
is that better or worse than losing it to a hooker?
Think of it like "Uber for Ass" and im looking for Veeky Forums to be my VC backers
I guess you missed the part where OP admitted he can't even endure a job interview, let alone run a small business operation.
Also, what will his mom say??
what if I told you
there is no such thing as male virginity
your penis touched a pussy during birth.
except for your butthole, but do you really wanna lose that?
there are values to a confident woman user, one is that they know how to fuck, rather than being a dead cat in the bedroom
always make a wench get an std check though
What the fuck is it with people here and their weird MK-ultra-esque skillsets on Veeky Forums. How do you learn that kinda stuff? And how do you even know for sure it works?
>people have a misconception that because they can pick their 120lb gf/wife, or lifted heavier weights at the gym that a 120lb doll is the same thing. The biggest difference is that girls move on their own when you have sex with them, they change positions on their own. Any change of position to your doll would involve you picking up and manually moving all the limbs of your 120 pound inanimate object.
>I've bought heavy sex dolls before and would never buy one again. I have no idea who actually buys these things and are satisfied with them.
This unfortunately. I have three dolls, same ones as dollguy, (One dh168 molly, one molly evo one bel evo) but they are much smaller than that and even so are somewhat of a pain to move around. Also, TPE is great, soft, very nice feeling, but it stays cold.
You can heat it, but must do so carefully, as the heated tpe is much more prone to semi-permanent deformation from posing/clothes/laying on hard surfaces.
im interested user. pls share
what if he is gay and just wants to do this to men from Veeky Forums ?
>how am I sure it works
Do it for a living
>how did you learn it
am a kinky fucker
For the record its possible you've just seen me a few times, I used to come here a lot more
you gonna pay me?
enjoy spending more time cleaning it than using it
I own a hip and let me tell you, it's a fucking chore. get a few good onaholes and you will probably forget about owning a doll
Or you can be on nofap
>only getting $10 a week
Heh, pleb, $30 a week master race here.
Do you specifically own this product OP? how has your experience been so far?
I know that not reading the thread was a thing, but not reading the OP? amazing stuff
Going full autism here, but I believe that people seeking these dolls confuse their need for human contact with sexual urges.
An onahole or one of those ass/crotch toys will do the job and offer a fuckton of flexibility. Basically this
Give her some 2d alien waifu eyes and Im sold
otherwise, fuck this roastie model
Damn that's a good doll.
Anyone interested in doll dating culture, watch this:
>doll dating culture
Oh God no thanks
wait for realbotix new models, they are able to move and talk themselfes
and get a job they will be much more expensive than this lifeless cold shit
Matt McMullen is like a god.
I want a realdoll that looks exactly like Matt McMullen.
don't get me wrong, that doll must feel AMAZING once all is set up. the difference from onahole to hand was abysmal, and so it was the difference between ona and hip, so I can't fucking imagine what it must be to slam that thing and bury your head in her tits
but oh my god do I get headaches just thinking about the aftermath. first you would have to clean every hole (which would be a bitch because you don't have exit valve in a doll and they have an skeleton ) and give it a shower, then dry the holes to avoid getting a dick infection (which is even a bigger chore than cleaning), then apply powder so it doesn't get sticky then store it. and for prep you would need to lube and warm every hole you were planing to use with individual warmers and a full warmup with an electric blanket. we are talking about a NEET spending some legit 30, 40 minutes of prep time for god knows how little actual sex.
I see clearly now:
>hand = pump and dump
>onahole = daytrading
>hip = swing trading
>doll = hodling
i also read about tpe dolls cant be dressed if thats a thing for you OP
Thank god these dolls exist so you have a slimmer chance of passing down your autistic genes of pure degeneracy.
I would just wear a condom desu and never wash it
I guess I kind of agree but one thing that is nice is CUDDLING at night with a human figure and not having to feel their heartbeat/breathing which is uncomfortable. Dakis are pillow shaped, a doll would be perfect
WHY IS THIS DEGENERACY Veeky Forums‘S ONLY FUCKING GENERAL?
I have a high IQ meaning I have better genes than some normie douchebag.
You are meant to shower her once a month. As long as you dont get her head wet, that means you get to fuck her in there as your reward
Im sorry I thought it was r9k
I like your way of thinking
you can probably get away without the shower every time, but not the powder. if you are willing to put up with it then go ahead, I know I wouldn't use it more than once or twice a month if I had one
also don't worry, compared to the shitposting and shilling we get this is a quality thread. I would rather have doll discussions that BZC threads
It was various other things, spy stuff, that kinda thing. Anyway i have no money to pay and i'm fairly sure people wouldn't take kindly to me brainwashing their loved ones anyway. I don't expect anything from you since i'm not paying, but i am intrigued and would like to hear a bit about how it works if you can spare the time for it..
autist here
what the fuck are they even made out of
it's like pseudo-uncanny-valley
saw some creepy pics of dolls which got fucked with condoms
you need to use condoms which are silicon free i guess
otherwise your dolls genitals will look like raped burger patties
Well apparently you dont have to powder it all that much and baby powder is more than sufficient. Once a week is generally all thats needed unless you fuck her for 12 hour sessions constantly or sleep with her nightly.
Pull her pussy out (im assuming youd be smart and get the removable vagina version), rinse it like you would a fleshlight, wipe her hole you fuck, damp dry and slap her up with the baby powder and thats all the maintenance she needs really.
I mean im bored so ill give you the basic rundown
>Torture them (preferably without them knowing who you are)
>isolate them from outside contact with the world
>wait for them to break
>train them in a way that makes you look like the good guy in a minor way that is extravagant to them (for example, put honey in their gruel when they're good)
if they show ANY resistance whatsoever, redo the whole process (yes, for weeks)
continue until desired response to training is achieved, dont break them too hard though or their brain will actually break, and they'll piss themselves constantly and shit
basically isolation does some cool ass mental shit that has to be seen to be believed
i had a fleshlight, i destroyed it with my cock
i would choose the fixed vagina version unless you have a small cock
>removable vagina version
now this seems really fucking nice. you could even replace it with another type if the setup allows it
This is exactly what I thought, somehow retro fit a fleshlight to fit up in there and you'll never get bored. Only thing is I am an arse man and I would love to go to town on it but since her asshole is fixed, I'd probably leave it alone fearing I'm wearing her out.
>a literal plastic doll has better tits than bolted-on whores
wew
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OK I'm curious. Post vagene pls
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OP
i know how you are going to make it:
>get a loan
>buy the doll
>beg for btc on Veeky Forums
>Veeky Forums will ask for sharpies in pooper
>stick some sharpies in your dolls pooper
>get all the BTC and use it to payback your loan
>???
>do the sex to your plastic gf
top kek
Does this actually count as """""nsfw"""""?
I mean posting a dildo isn't.
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Yeah but Ive been banned for a lot less. The other day I posted on pol something I meant to on r9k and I got banned for it.
A qt cashier asked me how my day was going and I said in my usual dreary monotone, alright I suppose. She said it sounded like I needed to have some fun and then looked at me and smiled. I freaked out and just paid for my things and left.
Any idea what she meant biz?
Maybe it was an invitation, maybe she was being polite.
In any case, you dun fucked.
You could use it to drive in the HOV lane.
Could you concentrate on driving with this thicc thottie riding shotgun?
Yeah I'm sure the guy who can't even hold down a regular job can totally muster the courage to try and rent out a sex doll.
Hm, so you have to basically kidnap them, or get them to go willingly and then lock them up? And does the isolation include sensory deprivation? It's quite interesting, and it might just be a cool LARP, but i suppose you can get away with that kinda stuff in certain places in the world. So people request "the mindbreaker" to come and brainwash someone specific?
I sound so pathetic when other people describe me