COINFESS

COINFESS

Yay he's fat now

Also I haven't sold any position since October. I'm still way up but I'm starting to sweat it. If things don't start looking up in March I'll be pretty disappointed in myself.

I hurt myself today

I hope all the moon normies realize >50% loss and never return

i could have bought when it hit 1k but didn't because i belived the /v/ memes

I'm still mining Turtle.

I hate the coinfess meme. The real CONFESS threads were nice, though.

Got in shitcoin early, never sold, so now back to where I started. I also take a lot of comfort knowing many here did the same meme.

I don't own any crypto. I'm just here to shitpost during the crash.

i went all in on ZRX, ENG and KNC because i read crypto history and found out about the bane that is the centralized exchange

i won big

now that the coins have been overbought i plan on going all in on b0x because they are the next step in the evolution of the crypto exchange -- margin trading on a decentralized platform

I liquidated my entire crypto position today 40% down from ATH,

Still 2.5x up from start.

I'm torn between hating people who spill the beans on gems like b0x.network and Keep.network and regarding them as Veeky Forumsbro saints.

I can't stop buying bargain-bin special LINK

I lost 7 ETH on ethroll today trying to recoup losses out of desperation and the despair was so strong I cashed out the rest of my money on Coinbase.

I lost 0.1 BTC trying to short and long on bitmex inspired by that an hero guy who lost 300k

NEVER AGAIN

I sold all my LINK.

I'm buying back in around 30 cents.

I feel so comfy with all this fiat...

Just met with the family, told my dad i was still up 10k because i spend his money on eth
im down 7 from his 20k for trading eth for shitty embarrassing things i will not say

I have no idea about how to get a job and I think I've ruined my life.

I sold my LTC the day before the moon mission. My plan? To by more on the dip.

I also didn't FOMO in at .01550, .01600, .01650, .01700, or even .01750. Guess where I FOMO'ed in?

.01825. I need to be forgiven.

I bought btc lat 15 after the 20k ath. Sold at 11k. Now Im not sure what Im doing

I’m all in EOS since $1 so up 8x and it will eventually hit $100 so idc

sold all my precious Ark and Nano for Jibrel

Spent 8 ETH on LALA ICO during ATH.

I miss Ark threads...I also miss having 20k Ark that I sold for NMR just before Ark pumped all because of some faggy dream I had, now I am dirt poor with the exception of 2500 JNT.

>COINFESS

I wait for several green LINK candles and then fud LINK until it shows several red candles and then buy.

sold 20 eth a few days ago
hoping the market keeps crashing

I never actually bought bitcoin with my own money, back in 2013 I made several fake girl okcupid accounts and searched guys' profiles with bitcoin and cryptocurrency as interests. Messaged back and forth with them and got about ten different guys to send me any where from around 5 bucks to one guy sending me 50 bucks. So I started with .7 btc, was able to sell before the gox crash then bought back in, then played around with a few alts, quadrupled my btc stash with doge lol, then made some pretty good gains with darkcon, blackcoin, and vertcoin. Decided to sell pretty much everything in december when it was at 18.5K, for about 100k total. Still holding onto 1 btc for the lulz.

I'm holding for life. Shit doesn't phase me.

Also I own several thousand link...among several other cryptos

I don't like the new guy, I want the old guy back, the one who said 'confess'.

why?

50% of my portfolio is funfair and I want to kill myself.

Do not listen to the impostor! Confess your sins to me, my children.

I FUD my portfolio every day on this board so I can pick up cheap bags from glass hands.

fuck you fatty, I like his smooth bald head yours is all lumpy

I still haven't invested anything in anything yet even though I have the money.

I didn't sell my ICX during the conference. I sat through the entire 5 hours of the webcast thinking "well, it can't get any lower than this at least". I am now a bagholder.

>i pretend to be a pajeet
>my portfolio is ATH $50
>i make TA threads and didnt graduate hs

bought into FUN at .25 cad, it’s at .06 now

i think all of you are literal idiots and i am here only for memes and watching you guys crush and burn.

i am a wagie-cuck with a good salary btw.

...

I'm retired at 27, I think you're the idiot here m8.

I'm 1/3rd from my all time high and my gf told me she needs some time(doesn't know about crypto/care about money) because all I do all day is sit around. Take this as a wake up call to get my shit together or tie the noose?

Proof or LARP

I still believe that you will be here and give me a sign

fucking this

Did you tell her you have to manage your investments? Did she not give a fuck? Fuck her then.

At least I did hatefuck her after she broke up with me today. I really don't get women. She says she loves me and needs me but needs some alone time. I feel like I'm hodling a shitcoin through december-now. One moment you love it the next oh shit sell sell sell. Also, I don't catch falling knives, I suck at it.

I'm the king of Reddit and I invented nujack.

I hope to make it rich from cryptos so I can throw a homo party with guy models all high and fucking.

that gf is the ultimate pajeet coin

I always market buy/sell. I've never put up a limit order where I could choose.

I fud good coins and shill shitty pajeet ones.

Also ive FUDed a shitcoin im 40% in because I dont think the normies infesting this board deserve it

to see if I still feel

How do you do it
The first site on google is a virus

I haven’t set up my Coinbase account because it ask for my bank account
And I don’t trust it
Even if it’s the most popular option out there

wooooo
This is the worst I've ever FOMO'd. Thank god I'm not a poorfag.

Actually, I think I lost $3.4k on this one. But still.

holy shit

at least check ed order book you dumbcunt

Daytade makes people poor, so I just started to hold.
All my profits vanished, and now I'm basically holding just to recover from the loss.

If I sold at peak I would now be rebuying at cheap prices.

i judge alts by their name, logo, and what their team looks like.

I stay away from crypto that advertise too hard

FOMO bought FUN and sold at 11% loss

I got into crypto late december and I've been crashing ever since.