30 minutes

10 minutes until Armageddon

you're good at buying at tops, you got that going for ya

...

It'll be alright. In 5 minutes everything is going to be alright. Numbers will never be better.

FIVE MINUTES

5min for what, please tell me almighty OP.

ONE MINUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

here it comes

Can someone give me a quick run down please? Or where can I read more about this?

1 second..

Some of you anons are alright, don't invest in the stock market today.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR

HOLLLLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

IIIIIITTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSS

TTTTIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEEE

Futures trading dumbass.

Remember, I don’t like pickles on my Big Mac.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)

Someone give me the best link to watch the Stock charts please?

user in Asia, we got bitchsmacked, absolutely bitchsmacked by the market today. Everyone is fucking stunned over here, and now it's the US turn. This day will not end well

Wanna watch things burn. Where can I do this?

Big blue chip companies down 6-10% and even the professionals walking around like how could this happen. This is going to be fucking nasty

markets.businessinsider.com/index/Dow_Jones

investing.com/indices/us-30-chart

>even banks are getting pinked

Literally google dow jones chart

THANKS GUYS. I HOPE THOSE BOOMERS LOSE EVERYTHING.

...

LOOLOLOLOOLOLO

where have I seen this before?

>nya

:3

DJIA down almost 300 points on morning bell within 7 minutes. Even USDT is flaky use that shit rn n gtfo out of crypto. This is the last warning bell, even if crypto fundamentals are fine the NYSE is going to slam the crypto market down regardless. GET OUT!

>US stock market
>top performer is called "FAT"

pottery

trump has to pay for doing this...

*collapses ur economy* OwO

DB is unstable too, VIX is popping like a firecracker... get out of there! Cash is your best friend during times like this, or real estate or gold. Don't be a faggot and hodl, this is Lehman fucking 2.0 level event

do you mean poetry you retarded fuck?

chainlink to the moon

it's not trumps fault people bought his lies about job growth.

How new does one have to be to not be aware of this standard Veeky Forums linguistic device?

DLETE THIS

>even if crypto fundamentals are fine the NYSE is going to slam the crypto market down regardless

why is that sir

>mfw 286,63% down

We're just getting started, don't lose hope.

This is it biz

This economic crash is going to ruin the bubble giving all these e-commerce people "passive income" isn't it?

Crypto is tied to the stock market since the Bitcoin cme cboe move back in December. The market doesn't run on the old fundamentals you would bank on its different get into Tether now, or just out. It's going to be a storm

pottery

they will be going into their very own fear capitulation and despair phases.

SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE

DON'T

PANIC

:(

>invested in both stock and crypto

My crypto is fucked but that’s ok most of my money is in stocks. My ETFs are gonna be ok.... R-right?

...

I found something that helps me feel better.

I was in ETH and I tethered to USDT. Now I just sit clicking the falling prices and I see the amount of ETH will gain from this going up over time. It makes me feel like their is some hope. Its therapeutic. Try it guys, just act like its passive income just adding up.

STOCKERS BTFO

>down 1.3%in a triple exposure etf leveraged

wow, this sure feels like crypto

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

Is it a coincidence that both are crashing at the same time? Can us coiners just blame the stupid stockies or something?

lost all my TQQQ gains and got absolutely fucked in the ass from FNGU

Does anyone know if we can watch this shit or something

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STOCKUCKS

Kek, it’s fucking nothing. Stock market is fine.

Nice try, pajeets. But you can’t meme the stock market

Fox business

This is going to exacerbate the losses in crypto and pile on the pain from legacy finance. First bonds were worried and rates rised there. Then stocks got the hint and started dropping.. meanwhile crypto doesn't get this is a systemic global causation for the market drop, it has nothing to do with crypto this time, crypto is just going to be dragged kicking and screaming with the rest of the asset classes.

I-it... It's going up?!!?

>FNGU
wait, they just introduced this. Some triple exposure to literal soyboy companies (google, tesla,etc).

These are some of the most shorted companies right now, didnt you think about this?

Nasdaq almost in the green.

>stock market is down 0.8%
Stock market is crashing! Economic collapse!
>Coins are down 15% in the last 24 hours
It will recover! Buy the dip! To the moon!

biz really is retarded

Digits confirms

Market will circle 6900/690 and stick there for a while because that's a funny number. Meme magic will keep the 6900 level for a while. Then...

WISH WE COULD FIND A WAY

wow whoever is president sure seems to be bad at handling the economy

It's normal for crypto to go -90% then mack 200% in a single day. When the stocks go -1% they are fucked.

I just got an additional ETH guys!! I'm going to make it! RIGHT?? IM MAKING IT RIGHT NOW YEAAHH!! One more ETH on my stack!!

This would be the absolute best time for USDT to implode. HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahah...hahhahah.........

Fuck off

>n00bs thinking this is what a crash looks like
Embarrassing

>portfolio up 1%
Wtf is this shit I'm supposed to be losing money and pulling out my hair.

The absolute state of cryptofags

USDT implodes within the next hour if trips.

Wtf bros it took me 10 years to reach that 1% gain and now it all crashed?!?!?!?!? Muh stocks...

WHY THE FUCK IS ALL GOING UP
BIZ PROMISED IT WOULD CRASH
STOCKS WERE MEANT TO CRASH

it actually would. it would bring btc to $1000, maybe $100.

SELL SELL SELL

im not even kidding if btc goes back to 1k id buy 10btc just for fun

Aaaand SOXL is in the green. We good guys, crash cancelled.

Now I need my LABU (down 0.2%) to cath up and we gucci.

Someone give me a quick rundown on what just happened

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE DIP

THE STOCKS I WAS PLANNING TO BUY ARE FUCKING GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

I will be within double digit gains very shortly. :(

Missed the best buying opportunity for ETF’s. The direxions are doubling this year.

Potteried